00:00Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
00:14Order! Order in the court! Order!
00:17Order! Order!
00:19What's your order, your honor?
00:21Two weng-weng, one kilawindu.
00:22Okay. Second honor?
00:24Wait, let me order.
00:25Our waiter is a bit rude.
00:27He's still ordering. He doesn't care about you.
00:30Okay, everyone, please rise for your honor.
00:33Madam Chair, Tuesday Vargas.
00:35Thank you so much, ma'am. Thank you.
00:37And everybody, please sit down for your second honor,
00:39Mr. Vice Chair Buboy Villar.
00:41Sit down, sit down.
00:43That's why our waiter is a bit rude.
00:45It's my fault.
00:47Okay. Welcome to our hearing here in the House of Honorables.
00:51This is the craziest hearing in the history of the country.
00:55And this is not just a hearing.
00:56It's a vodka spa.
00:58And this is...
00:59Your Honor!
01:01Good day to all of you.
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01:12That's right. Mr. Vice Chair, you're very good at that.
01:15Chikahan, chismisan, investigasyon, debate.
01:18All of that you will learn here in Your Honor.
01:21And today, we will investigate an issue.
01:25Can a man and a woman really be friends without any mistakes?
01:33I'm sure you have different opinions about that.
01:36So if you have a comment, question, and violent reaction,
01:40just comment down below.
01:42Just post your answers in your comment section.
01:44Yes, we really want that.
01:46Type away, my friends.
01:47And to help us solve this issue,
01:50we have invited a very talented actor.
01:53Actually, he anticipated this.
01:55Because of all the things that happened.
01:57Actually, he arrived just now.
01:59He was the first one.
02:00Right away?
02:01Yes.
02:01He came to our show as a friend.
02:05Please welcome, Paolo Contis!
02:10Hi, Pao!
02:11How are you, Pao?
02:13Hi, guys.
02:14First of all, may I have your oath, please?
02:18Raise your right hand, Paolo.
02:20Do you swear to tell the truth?
02:22Look, I'm getting nervous.
02:24Because he's saying that he won't tell the truth.
02:27He won't tell the truth.
02:29Don't ask questions.
02:30Don't ask questions.
02:31Do you swear to tell the truth?
02:32The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
02:34So help yourself.
02:35Of course not.
02:38And I accept that.
02:41I won't be caught.
02:42Right?
02:43Not all of our guests can tell the truth.
02:45Sometimes, our guests can be liars.
02:47Okay.
02:48Speaking of lies,
02:49for your opening statement,
02:53from 1 to 10,
02:56you'll be pushed to the showbiz.
02:59How harsh is the term that we always say,
03:02we're just friends?
03:0410!
03:0510 being harsh?
03:06That's harsh.
03:07Harsh?
03:09Do you know who's denying?
03:10Who?
03:11Here, I'll do it one by one.
03:13Are you ready?
03:15Are you ready?
03:16It's like we don't have a whisperer here.
03:18No, one by one.
03:19He won't use the executive whisperer.
03:22At all.
03:23Here in our showbiz.
03:25You know him.
03:26You've been friends and colleagues for a long time.
03:27Yes, and gym buddies.
03:28Yes.
03:29Bubuy's body is getting better.
03:31I don't know why.
03:32Hey!
03:33Looks like he's preparing for something.
03:34Hey!
03:35Okay.
03:36Let's go to the hot topic we're talking about.
03:39Can you, Paolo,
03:40for example, be friends?
03:42Just be friends.
03:44There's no wrong or right way
03:46in a boy-girl relationship.
03:49Personally, I don't believe in that.
03:51Why? Okay, you're qualified.
03:53Huh?
03:54You're qualified.
03:55I still have a lot to say.
03:57I'm still thinking about it.
03:58I hope you two get along.
03:59Yes, I hope so.
04:00Yes, it's possible.
04:02No, no, no.
04:03Explain it.
04:04It's a case-to-case situation.
04:05If it's a friend.
04:06It's been a long time.
04:07It's been decades.
04:08It's been a long time.
04:09It's a group that's always as a group.
04:11I think it's possible.
04:12Friends.
04:13Because for me, friends are different.
04:15We're BG girls.
04:16We're charis.
04:17We talk to each other.
04:18We're friends.
04:19Friends.
04:20It's not like you're best friends.
04:22Say, opposite sex.
04:24It won't happen.
04:26It's not wrong.
04:27Why is that?
04:28Yes.
04:29Or is it just you?
04:30No, it's all of us.
04:31It's all of us.
04:32It's all of us.
04:33It's all of the guys.
04:35Well, 95%.
04:38Of the guys.
04:39Yes.
04:40Yes.
04:41Okay, here's the thing.
04:42I said this earlier.
04:43Friends of girls and guys
04:45are just friends
04:47because it's clear
04:49to a girl.
04:50It's clear to a girl
04:51that we're just friends.
04:53Ah, I get it.
04:55A girl is the gatekeeper.
04:57A girl is the gatekeeper.
04:58Not all of them, but mostly all of them.
05:00Unless you have a partner or what,
05:02maybe,
05:04especially,
05:05you shouldn't have a girlfriend.
05:06Yes, you shouldn't have one.
05:07But it's impossible.
05:09Especially if it's a guy.
05:11Let's go back.
05:13For example, a girl is the one
05:15who's waiting for stimulus from the guy.
05:17For example, I'm a girl.
05:19I have a boyfriend,
05:20but I want to elevate
05:22or go to the next phase.
05:24I'm waiting for him.
05:25I'm the one who's opening the gate.
05:26What are you opening?
05:27The gate.
05:28Okay.
05:29I'm making sure.
05:30What about the guy?
05:32He's not feeling it.
05:34How do you handle that?
05:36Has that happened to you?
05:38A girl is the one who says,
05:39I don't want to be just friends.
05:41I want to take it to the next level.
05:43If the guy doesn't want it,
05:44it won't happen.
05:45Really?
05:47You're saying,
05:48take it to the next level, what?
05:49Ligawan?
05:50Yes.
05:51It will become a relationship.
05:52It won't happen if the guy doesn't want it.
05:54Unless the girl wants it.
05:56You know, some...
05:57Other thing.
05:58Some other thing.
05:59Unless the girl wants it,
06:01purely physical,
06:03the guy will go in.
06:04But if the guy doesn't want to be in a relationship,
06:07no matter how the girl feels,
06:09it won't happen.
06:10It won't happen.
06:11So it should be a mutual agreement.
06:13Yes.
06:14But what if,
06:16the girl says,
06:17but it's beautiful.
06:18You want it.
06:19You want it too.
06:20It's beautiful.
06:21If the girl is beautiful,
06:22or the guy is handsome,
06:23****.
06:27Let's be straightforward.
06:29He's denying the date.
06:31So it won't be friends anymore.
06:32It won't be friends anymore.
06:33They're all asking questions.
06:34So what if it won't be friends anymore?
06:37Oh, automatic.
06:38You know, automatic.
06:39Sorry, I didn't...
06:40So what if it's still friends?
06:41I didn't believe in friends,
06:42then it can...
06:43Yes, that's it.
06:44I didn't believe in that.
06:45Because it will change.
06:46Yes.
06:47The dynamics will change.
06:48Yes.
06:49But it's like,
06:50it's a trend, right?
06:51It's like...
06:52It's like a trend.
06:53Yes.
06:54Trending.
06:55Friends with benefits.
06:56I didn't believe in that.
06:57If it's set up like that,
06:58the girl will be disappointed.
07:00Of course, ladies,
07:01don't do that to yourselves.
07:02Yes, yes.
07:03And for some reason,
07:04because we're in a time where
07:05equality,
07:06equal,
07:07blah, blah, blah.
07:08But so,
07:09up to that point,
07:10the feeling of the girl,
07:12what the guy can do,
07:13we can do that, right?
07:15But I believe that
07:16when it comes to that,
07:17you're not equal
07:18because you're at a disadvantage.
07:19The girl.
07:20That's true.
07:21We have more vulnerabilities
07:22than the guy.
07:23Yes, yes.
07:24And we're also the ones
07:25who can do well.
07:26Correct.
07:27Correct.
07:28If it doesn't work out,
07:29something happens.
07:30Correct.
07:31This is how it is.
07:32I'll tell you.
07:33Hey!
07:34This is not about me.
07:35Madam Chair.
07:36I thought this was about me.
07:37Can you calm down?
07:38It's like we're going
07:39in that direction.
07:40But,
07:41Paolo,
07:42when does malice happen?
07:44What's the starting point?
07:46For example,
07:47we're friends,
07:48we don't have anything.
07:49You,
07:50I'm sure you have
07:51platonic friends
07:52with the girls.
07:53But how do you overcome it?
07:55How do you push
07:56the other side?
07:57How does malice happen?
07:59Second chair,
08:00that's what I think.
08:03You're the one.
08:04I'll pass it to you.
08:05What is that,
08:06Your Honor?
08:07You know,
08:08it's hard for men
08:09to deal with questions.
08:11You,
08:12Madam Chair.
08:13What is it?
08:14It's emotional.
08:15Exactly.
08:16Like I said,
08:17mutual agreement.
08:18So,
08:19in the middle of a crowd
08:20like a bargada,
08:21for example,
08:22there's 20 of you
08:23but you have 2
08:24to understand each other.
08:25You'll go out
08:26and talk.
08:28Correct.
08:29Then you're not friends.
08:30You're not friends.
08:31Malice happens
08:32when there's
08:33a bouncing back
08:34of energy.
08:35For example,
08:36you emit
08:37flirty energy.
08:38You touched her.
08:39You touched her
08:40and she touched you.
08:43That's a different story.
08:44The energy is bouncing back.
08:45She flirted with you.
08:48That's a different flirting.
08:49She flirted with you.
08:50She flirted with you.
08:51You can see
08:52from the audience
08:53that flirting with the face
08:54is what's happening.
08:55It's a good thing
08:56she's able to close her mouth
08:57because flirting
08:58can make you blind.
09:01There's no N here
09:02in everything you said.
09:05I just asked the wrong question.
09:06We went to
09:07flirting.
09:09It's my fault
09:10because those are my words.
09:11That's what I'm saying.
09:12She's the only one
09:13talking, Madam Chair.
09:14What is this?
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