Astrology Lessons 101 || Acharya Prashant

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00:00Don't you see how this field of astrology works?

00:02I mean you can be a great astrologer.

00:05Just predict 20 great things each to 20 stupid people.

00:09Some of that will indeed materialize.

00:11And because you have only predicted great things,

00:14therefore when those things materialize,

00:16those stupid people will climb to the rooftops and sing your glory.

00:20Jyotishacharya!

00:21All you have to ensure is that those people are supremely stupid.

00:25And for that you don't have to work hard.

00:27People are in general supremely stupid.

00:29Anybody who comes to you, just say 20 general things.

00:32Something will be.

00:33A stupid man comes to you and you predict

00:35within the next one year somebody will slap you so hard,

00:39your jaws will drop out.

00:40Now he is anyway so stupid that he is likely to be slapped.

00:43And your prophecy has come true.

00:45All glory is to Jyotishacharya.

00:47I wanted so desperately to hide that I am enlightened.

00:51But now that the thing is out,

00:53you are free to come and worship me.