00:00Dude, are you going to help me?
00:18No.
00:19Why?
00:20Because I'm trying to call Melissa.
00:23Why?
00:24Because I'm trying to tell her I love her before I die.
00:29Dude, it's an escape room.
00:31We can leave anytime we want.
00:37Life is hard.
00:42The dame said she had a kiss for me.
00:44Sounded like she was a kiss herself.
00:46Joey!
00:49What are you doing?
00:51That's a Slim Jim.
00:52You can't smoke it.
00:55Oh.
00:58We've been here for an hour.
01:06Oh.
01:10Well, I didn't call Melissa again.
01:13Dude, stop.
01:18Hey!
01:24So, any clues to get out of here?
01:27I have been looking the entire time.
01:32Jeez, okay.
01:33I was wondering.
01:35Don't have to be so sassy.
01:37Oh, Melissa?
01:39Just Jay.
01:41Why is my wife calling you?
01:43No reason.
01:44No reason.
01:45He's gay.
01:46No, no, no.
01:47Don't run away.
01:48You know, I would love to stand here and talk, but I'm not going to.
01:52Why is she calling you?
01:57Melissa?
01:59Melissa?
02:01That's not Melissa.
02:10Okay.
02:12I've been having an affair with your wife.
02:15Thank God.
02:16Because I've been sleeping with your wife.
02:18What?
02:19Oh, so it's okay if you do it, but I can't do it.
02:22Why would you think that's okay?
02:24How dare you?
02:25How dare you?
02:26You double-crossed me.
02:28No, you double-crossed me.
02:30Why would you think that's fair?
02:31I double-crossed you.
02:32Then, you double-crossed me, resulting in you double-crossing-
02:35Let's get one thing straight here, bucko.
02:37I double-crossed you after you double-crossed me, which made me double-cross you until you double-crossed me,
02:42and then I double-crossed you, and then you double-crossed me, when I double-crossed you-
02:48Wait, no.
02:49You doubled me.
02:50No.
02:51crossed me which made me double cross you which isn't fair wait what just
02:57forget it I want to get out of here yeah me too
03:00what's the first clue it says here we need a West key to the North gate
03:06whatever that means like this one you've had that key this whole time yes
03:21okay put that there you're not dead you're just sleeping
03:39oh hey Jake oh yeah I'll be over in a second
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