Aired (December 11, 2024): Samahan si Kaladkaren sa pagkilatis niya ng breadwinner of the day. #GMANetwork
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00:00Is Musa also a breadwinner?
00:02Before, when I didn't have a husband.
00:06Now?
00:07Now, I have a husband.
00:09Darling is the breadwinner.
00:13My sister and I are helping each other.
00:15Is your real name Musa?
00:16Yes.
00:17Where is it from?
00:18It's from a Muslim.
00:20It's a diamond.
00:22Diamond?
00:23Pearl?
00:24Pearl?
00:25Pearl of the Orient.
00:27Pearl of the Orient.
00:28Where are you from?
00:30From Buanga.
00:31From Buanga.
00:32From Buanga.
00:33From Buanga.
00:34From Buanga.
00:35From my family.
00:36Saragado.
00:37You're with them here in the studio.
00:39They're also excited.
00:41And of course, Musa, if Mrs. Kaladgaran is right,
00:46you have P10,000.
00:48No, you'll still get P5,000.
00:52So, good luck.
00:53There's no winning, right?
00:56Thank you, Mrs. Musa.
00:58There, good luck.
01:00Kaladgaran, this is it.
01:02There's your partner.
01:03Are you ready?
01:04I'm nervous.
01:06I don't know how to flatter people.
01:09I don't know how to judge people.
01:11You're not a judge.
01:12I'm not a judge.
01:13You're not a judge.
01:14But you can do it.
01:16You're getting better.
01:17You might be able to guess again, Kaladgaran.
01:19Because the breadwinner we're looking for
01:22is working at a junk shop.
01:25So, let's bring in the breadwinners.
01:29Come on.
01:46Introduce yourself.
01:47Number one.
01:49What's up, Madlang people?
01:51I'm Joy Ira Nakario,
01:53the breadwinner working at JMA Cavite's junk shop.
01:58There.
01:59And you, number two.
02:00What's up, Madlang people?
02:02I'm Renato Santos,
02:04the breadwinner working at Tay Tay Rizal's junk shop.
02:09Number three.
02:10What's up, Madlang people?
02:12I'm Michael Del Pilar,
02:13the breadwinner working at Pasay City's junk shop.
02:17There.
02:19There it is.
02:22Joy, Ira, Renato.
02:23There they are.
02:25We have three Ks.
02:27Kilatis, kilos, and questions.
02:30To help you find a real breadwinner
02:33working at a junk shop.
02:36Yes, our first K is kilatis.
02:39You're the three Ks.
02:41It's three kings.
02:42There are three kings.
02:44Anyway.
02:45Welcome back, K.
02:48There are three kings.
02:51Hi, Mama. I love you.
02:52They gave a hint that they can get close,
02:55touch, look, or smell
02:58to find out who's the real breadwinner
03:01working at a junk shop.
03:04So, let's start with the kilatis.
03:07Here it is, Karen.
03:08You can touch them.
03:10Touch.
03:11Smell.
03:12It depends.
03:13You can also check their hands.
03:15Oh, their hands.
03:16You can touch their hands.
03:18You can touch their hands.
03:20In fairness, you're wearing lotion.
03:22You can also smell it if you want.
03:24You can smell it.
03:25Yes, you can touch it.
03:26It's a junk shop.
03:28In fairness, you smell like a thief.
03:31Let's joke.
03:32But you can also ask a question.
03:34Can I ask a question?
03:35Of one.
03:37What is the best thing to sell at a junk shop?
03:46Bottles.
03:47Bottles.
03:50Okay.
03:51Let's move on to the second one.
03:53You can also touch them.
03:55You can touch them.
03:56You can smell them.
03:57Their hands again.
03:59You can touch their arms.
04:01Of course, they also carry heavy things.
04:05Kilatis.
04:06In fairness, his hair is beautiful.
04:09Yes.
04:10You can also ask a question again.
04:13Of one question.
04:16If I have a question,
04:20how much is a kilo of Jario at a junk shop?
04:26Peso.
04:27Huh?
04:28Peso.
04:29Peso.
04:30It's Peso.
04:31Peso.
04:32It's Peso.
04:33It's Peso.
04:34Peso.
04:35Peso.
04:36One kilo.
04:37How tall is Nina?
04:38Sister.
04:39She's your sister.
04:42In fairness, your tattoo is beautiful.
04:44Michael.
04:46And also, your armpit is beautiful.
04:48Your armpit won.
04:49My armpit won.
04:50I thought it was mine.
04:53It's hard.
04:55Can I ask a question again?
04:56You can ask a question.
04:57You can.
04:59What is the most expensive thing that is sold at a junk shop?
05:04Tanso.
05:05Tanso?
05:06Yes.
05:07Don't be a fool.
05:09You know, don't be a fool.
05:10Yes.
05:12Don't be a fool.
05:14Is that it?
05:15You're a fool.
05:16It's hard to guess.
05:17Yes.
05:18Kilatis, in your opinion,
05:20who is the one who works at a junk shop?
05:23One, two, or three.
05:26I think it's number one.
05:28Why is it one?
05:29Why is it one?
05:31Because she's sincere in what she says.
05:33And she knows what is the most expensive thing that is sold at a junk shop.
05:37Bote.
05:38In one word, one answer,
05:40you can feel it right away.
05:42It's like there's blood, Kimmy.
05:44The way she says it.
05:45Bote.
05:46It's like when you say bote,
05:47a lot of people go to Calangar.
05:48It's her.
05:49It's her.
05:50Red win.
05:51The only thing I can say is,
05:52Amen.
05:53But why is it one?
05:54When she said it.
05:56I'm not sure.
05:58If what is the most expensive thing that is sold at a junk shop.
06:01So I don't know if she's lying or she's trying to trick me.
06:05It's possible.
06:06And is the kilo of Jariyo really one peso?
06:08It's too cheap, right?
06:12Is Jariyo still common?
06:15It's still there.
06:16It's still there.
06:17There are still newspapers.
06:18But it's not that famous anymore.
06:21It's not like that anymore, right?
06:23Before, it was really every...
06:25Coffee and Jariyo.
06:26Because it's different.
06:27But Musa,
06:29what do you think?
06:31Who do you think works at a junk shop?
06:33I feel like number three.
06:35Three, why?
06:36Tanso.
06:37Because of her hands,
06:39I feel like she's the...
06:41Her hands?
06:42Did you see her hands?
06:45What do you think of her hands?
06:47That she works at a junk shop.
06:48What did you see?
06:49I feel like...
06:50I feel like...
06:52I feel like she's...
06:54Because of her hands,
06:55it's like she works at a junk shop.
06:59Her hands.
07:00Isn't it number two?
07:03It's also possible.
07:05What is it?
07:06Did you see her hands?
07:07At number two?
07:08You were there.
07:09What did you see in her hands?
07:10What do you see in number two's hands?
07:12What?
07:13No.
07:14Nothing.
07:15It's just in her hands.
07:16Yes.
07:17She's number three in her hands.
07:18She's number three.
07:19Yes.
07:20This is it, Karen.
07:21Let's go to Kilos.
07:23For Kilos,
07:24we have different scenarios
07:26that we will give them
07:27and they need to face
07:29as a breadwinner
07:31who works at a junk shop.
07:33This is the first scene.
07:37I'll set it up first.
07:38This is the first scene.
07:39This is where you can see
07:41if they're really...
07:42or they're just pretending
07:44because they really know
07:46the moves.
07:47But some are really good at acting.
07:49Yes.
07:50They're really good at acting.
07:51They're really good.
07:52Our first actress is funny.
07:55Of course, she has a new business.
07:57Congratulations, Chang Ami.
07:59She has a new business.
08:01Now, Chang Ami,
08:02since you're already standing,
08:03Chang Ami, come here.
08:04You're the scene where you'll get mad.
08:07I'll get mad?
08:08Yes.
08:09Because you were really good
08:10at Christmas Station ID yesterday.
08:11What Christmas Station ID?
08:13Christmas Special.
08:15Why is that?
08:16Because someone made fun of me.
08:18Who made fun of you?
08:19What time did you get home?
08:20Who made fun of you?
08:21By 30.
08:22Oh, my God.
08:23You're so hardworking.
08:24You even worked today.
08:26Of course.
08:27You're so kind.
08:28You said,
08:29who made fun of you?
08:30You know,
08:31there's a concession.
08:32Hey, I'll be there too.
08:34That's hip-hop.
08:35Professional.
08:37Correct.
08:38Chang, you'll be the boss.
08:40And your complaint to your worker
08:44is that you're short of 25 cents.
08:47You're so stingy.
08:4925 cents?
08:5025?
08:51Yes, 25 cents.
08:5325 cents?
08:54He didn't give it to you?
08:56Correct.
08:57Action.
08:58Joy.
08:59Yes, ma'am?
09:00I was drinking coffee there.
09:01Then I was computing.
09:03Yes, ma'am.
09:04I noticed something.
09:06Why is that?
09:07It seems like you're short of 25 cents.
09:11What happened?
09:13Can you explain?
09:17The coffee is hot.
09:19Why?
09:20What happened?
09:21Calculate.
09:22You're short of 25 cents.
09:23Why don't you know?
09:24Ma'am, I calculated it properly
09:27before I gave it to you.
09:30You should've calculated it properly.
09:33We're short of 25 cents.
09:36I'll calculate it again, ma'am.
09:38Who?
09:39Who's that?
09:40I talked to her last night,
09:41then she's gone.
09:42Who's that?
09:43Who's that?
09:44There.
09:45Did you calculate it properly?
09:47Yes, ma'am.
09:48Here it is, ma'am.
09:49There it is.
09:50Yes, here it is.
09:51It's doubled because it's here.
09:55Why didn't you write it down
09:56so we can see it clearly?
09:58Where did it go?
09:59What are we going to do?
10:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
10:01Calculate those cards again.
10:03Okay, ma'am.
10:05Why?
10:06You just calculated it.
10:07You don't know how to do it.
10:08Wow.
10:09I'm so angry.
10:10Is that how you ask a question, ma'am?
10:13That's our first scene.
10:15Thank you very much, Joy.
10:17Thank you, Joy.
10:18Joy got nervous.
10:19She thought she might get a coffee.
10:22But she didn't get scared.
10:24She was able to explain.
10:25Yes, she still got used to it.
10:27She seems honest.
10:29She just made a few mistakes.
10:30Let's move on to the second scene.
10:32If you're going to pretend
10:34that you have money in the junk shop,
10:37that's why...
10:38Renato, you can come down now.
10:41Ryan Bang will be the one to complain.
10:44He's so annoying.
10:46Yes, he is.
10:47He's really annoying.
10:49You guys are too much.
10:51Okay.
10:52Lights, camera, action.
10:54Hello.
10:56Hello.
10:57He's a Korean costumer.
10:59Sir.
11:00Yes, sir.
11:01I'll sell this newspaper.
11:03Please weigh it.
11:04Okay, sir.
11:05Let's weigh it, sir.
11:06Let's weigh it, sir.
11:08Wait, sir.
11:09Let's weigh it, sir.
11:12Huh?
11:13It's 6 kilos, sir.
11:146?
11:15Yes, sir.
11:166 kilos?
11:17Yes, sir.
11:18That's too much.
11:19No, sir.
11:20I weighed it.
11:21The newspaper is from Korea.
11:23I weighed it in Korea.
11:24It's 11 kilograms.
11:26But...
11:27I brought it to...
11:28You know, I hand-carried it.
11:30They said I can't check-in.
11:32Yes, sir.
11:33I hand-carried it.
11:34Where?
11:35Where?
11:36Check-out.
11:37Check-in.
11:38That's right.
11:39I hand-carried it.
11:40I hand-carried it.
11:41Yes, sir.
11:42Then, it arrived in the Philippines.
11:446 kilograms.
11:45What is this?
11:46Magic?
11:47No, sir.
11:48Actually, sir.
11:49We're in the Philippines.
11:50So, we weighed it correctly.
11:52So, it's different in the whole world?
11:54No, sir.
11:55It's different in Korea and the Philippines.
11:58No, sir.
11:59Are you a magician?
12:00You look like a magician.
12:01Because...
12:026...
12:03Look.
12:04It's not in the middle.
12:05We're not together.
12:06It looks like it's moving to the left.
12:08We're not together.
12:09Look at this.
12:10Why...
12:11Wait a minute.
12:12Let it go.
12:13Let it go.
12:14Let it go.
12:15Hold it.
12:16Yes.
12:21There you go.
12:22There you go.
12:23There you go, sir.
12:24There you go.
12:25There you go.
12:26So, you hand-carried it correctly?
12:28Yes.
12:2911 kilograms.
12:30Yes.
12:31You weighed it correctly.
12:3211 kilograms.
12:34Let's just scale it properly so we can understand each other.
12:37Your boss is just adjusting it.
12:39We're weighing it properly.
12:41How is it properly?
12:43We're weighing it properly if you say that it's not enough.
12:47There.
12:4811 kilograms.
12:49Yes, sir.
12:50You're squeezing your hand.
12:52Your scale looks like it's tilted.
12:54It's going like that.
12:55Okay.
12:56I don't think it's correct.
12:57I'm not believing this.
12:58Besides, I just don't want to see the scale pink.
13:01Yes, our weighing is correct, sir. It's written in the municipality, it's indicated that it's correct.
13:06Because in the municipality, we have the most accurate weighing.
13:10That's scary.
13:11The municipality will complain if you ask the mayor.
13:14Not even in the city hall.
13:15There's one that's exactly 1 kilo.
13:18I might get deported here.
13:19We don't cheat on the kilo.
13:22Huh?
13:22Yes.
13:23You don't cheat, but your weighing looks like you're cheating.
13:28Sir, if there's cheating, we can check it, sir.
13:31We can talk about it, the two of us.
13:33If you go to the municipality, you'll get scared.
13:35No, sir.
13:35There's a weighing machine that's just right for the kilo.
13:38It's from the municipality.
13:39Yes, it's just right for the kilo.
13:40So how much is it?
13:41It's up to you, sir.
13:43If it's not up to us, we won't accept it.
13:45You're holding it, it's moving.
13:46This is your weighing.
13:47Yes, sir.
13:48You're holding it here, you're holding it on the table.
13:50It's moving.
13:51Sir, we don't accept...
13:53How much is it?
13:55I'll just give you 10 pesos.
13:5710 pesos?
13:58Yes.
13:586 kilos for 10 pesos?
14:00Yes.
14:00We don't accept it.
14:02You know what?
14:03I'll go here to sell it.
14:05I'll just give you 10 pesos.
14:07I'll beat you up.
14:08Yes, sir.
14:08Huh?
14:0910 pesos is enough for you, sir.
14:1010 pesos?
14:11Yes.
14:11Can't you give me 15?
14:13Is there no additional?
14:14I'm already broke, sir.
14:15You're from another country.
14:16I'm from another country.
14:17I'll just give you 10 pesos.
14:19So you won't go here in vain.
14:21What's your number?
14:22I'll block you.
14:24So you won't go here in vain.
14:26No, it's okay, sir.
14:27Thank you very much, Renato and Ryan Bang.
14:32Ryan is different, right?
14:343 kilos of Jaryo from Korea?
14:37Yes, and he's from a different municipality because he's complaining.
14:41He can't complain.
14:42But Renato is brave.
14:44He fought for the right weight.
14:46He's confident.
14:47Yes.
14:48The municipality is still checking that?
14:51The weight.
14:52The weight.
14:53He's calibrating.
14:54He's calibrating so there's no cheating.
14:56He's good.
14:57He's not just asking for weight.
15:00There's a regulation from the city government.
15:04Okay, let's move on to the third scene.
15:06Calibrate.
15:07Someone is claiming the bike that you bought.
15:14Michael, come here.
15:15So how?
15:16They're claiming something.
15:18MC, come here.
15:19They're the ones claiming.
15:21This bike was sold to him.
15:24Then he's claiming it to you.
15:26That's the scene.
15:27Okay.
15:30Lights, camera, action.
15:32This is my bike.
15:34I don't know.
15:35It's your bike.
15:36It's my bike.
15:37Why is it here?
15:38Sir, I don't know.
15:39Sorry, ma'am.
15:40I don't know.
15:41Ma'am, serve me.
15:44Excuse me.
15:45Why is it here?
15:46It's our bike.
15:47So it looks like you stole it.
15:50But Lassie has feelings for Michael when she saw it.
15:57That's why you look familiar to me.
16:02You know,
16:05maybe Tadhana brought me here so we can run into each other.
16:09I thought you stole the bike.
16:11But I got hurt because it's my bike.
16:13But MC will get jealous.
16:16Baby,
16:18you're such a womanizer.
16:22Did you steal the bike?
16:24No, I bought it because we're a junk shop.
16:27Michael,
16:29I have proof that the bike is mine.
16:33Can I know?
16:34Let's start our relationship.
16:36Oh, it slipped.
16:38OMG.
16:39MC and Lassie will fight.
16:41It's not my fault, baby.
16:42You're always like this.
16:44You're always like this.
16:46You're always in front of me.
16:49Lassie is always like this.
16:51Baby, it's not my fault.
16:54He's scared.
16:55Can I kiss you?
16:57No, you can't.
17:01Just like what I said earlier,
17:04I have proof.
17:05Who are you talking to?
17:06Where?
17:07I have proof.
17:08He's so brave.
17:09Because he has a mole.
17:11Baby, you're so close to the camera.
17:13He's so close to the camera.
17:15Can I kiss you?
17:17Baby, come out.
17:20The proof.
17:21This is my proof.
17:24OMG.
17:27He has proof.
17:29Really?
17:30Did you see it?
17:32Do it like him, baby.
17:33Did you see it?
17:34The make-up got stuck.
17:36Do it like him.
17:37I'll do it like him.
17:39I forgot about this the other day.
17:41Wow, he's not growing up.
17:44Yes.
17:47I don't know why he bought that bike for her.
17:49The other one.
17:51This is heavy.
17:52They bought a car.
17:55For her.
17:58I'm sorry, ma'am.
17:59Didn't I give you a ride before?
18:02Come here.
18:04Come here, baby.
18:06Get out.
18:07MC will give you a ride.
18:08Get out.
18:09In front of me.
18:10It's heavy.
18:11It's heavy.
18:12There, there, there.
18:13I'm sorry for the bike.
18:20You're so big, baby.
18:24So you bought a stolen bike.
18:25You bought a stolen bike because it's ours.
18:28I'm sorry, ma'am.
18:29We didn't know.
18:30That's not true.
18:33We can return it, sir, ma'am.
18:36Is it that simple?
18:37You'll return it even if you know it's stolen?
18:39I'm sorry, ma'am.
18:40It was sold to us.
18:41We didn't know it was stolen.
18:44How much is it?
18:46Will you return the bike to us?
18:48Yes, sir.
18:49Really?
18:50Okay.
18:51Since it's Christmas,
18:52we'll give it to you as a gift.
18:54Do you want it?
18:55They're so kind.
18:56They're so kind.
18:57But the thief,
18:58Oggy Alcacid, will come in.
19:01Hey,
19:02this is my bike.
19:03Why is your voice like that?
19:04Sorry, ma'am.
19:05Huh?
19:06Huh?
19:07He's talking to you.
19:08You're so loud.
19:09You're so loud.
19:10Sorry, ma'am.
19:11You're a thief.
19:13Sorry, ma'am.
19:14I got lost on the bike.
19:15I thought it was me.
19:16I thought it was me.
19:17I thought it was me.
19:18He's proud.
19:19He's introducing himself.
19:20He's introducing himself.
19:21He's introducing himself.
19:22He's proud.
19:23I just want to introduce myself to you.
19:24I'm the thief.
19:26But he'll explain
19:27why he stole the bike.
19:29I'm sorry, ma'am.
19:30I stole this bike
19:31because
19:32I really want to ride it.
19:34It's a car.
19:36Why did you steal it?
19:39Why did you steal it?
19:41Because it can't reach the bike.
19:43You know,
19:45I also want to ride a motorcycle.
19:48That's why
19:50That's why you stole the bike.
19:51Huh?
19:52That's why you stole it.
19:53You need money to ride a motorcycle.
19:54Yes.
19:55I heard
19:56that it's a good thing
19:57that you can ride a motorcycle.
19:58That's why I said
19:59I won't steal it.
20:00I won't steal it.
20:02It's really beautiful.
20:03I want to
20:04ride a motorcycle
20:05because
20:06I really want to ride a motorcycle.
20:07That's why I stole the bike.
20:09Really?
20:10Yes.
20:11I wish you told me.
20:13I wish you told me.
20:14I can't get close to you
20:15because of him.
20:16That's not true.
20:17That's not true.
20:18MC is getting jealous again.
20:19Why is it my fault?
20:22Because you're powerful.
20:25When did I become powerful?
20:27A lot of people support you.
20:30Don't you have anything to do
20:31with our problem?
20:32Yes, ma'am.
20:33Yes, ma'am.
20:34As a true
20:35negotiator,
20:36Michael
20:37stole the bike.
20:39Sir,
20:40you're the one
20:41who sold it to me.
20:42Yes.
20:44You stole it
20:45from them.
20:46I admitted it.
20:47I admitted
20:48that I stole it.
20:49You're the one
20:50who's at fault.
20:51Why are you angry?
20:52I'm sorry.
20:53Can you
20:54return the money
20:55to us?
20:56I'll return
20:57the 50,000 pesos
20:58that you gave me
20:59for the bike.
21:0050,000 pesos?
21:0150,000 pesos.
21:0250,000 pesos?
21:0350,000 pesos.
21:05But I'll just
21:06return it
21:07because I already spent
21:0840,000 pesos
21:09for my botox.
21:12What will Michael do?
21:14I'm the one
21:15who will be scolded
21:16by my boss.
21:17If he'll be scolded,
21:18that's okay.
21:19No.
21:20Of course,
21:21he'll be scolded.
21:22That's right.
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