Confessions of an Action Star | movie | 2005 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A 'mocumentary' on the rise and fall of Chip and Dales dancer turned martial arts action star, Francis Allen Sledgewick, | dG1fdzRfQWZyTVZqN3c

Transcript

00:00There's a lot of people that would laugh right now seeing Frank Sledge deliver pizzas.

00:25You try to help your friends, but they have to want your help.

00:28You're a dancer, Frank.

00:29I'm not a dancer.

00:31Yes, you are.

00:32I am not.

00:33I'm a Hollywood action star.

00:36Action.

00:37Ah!

00:38Cut!

00:39He came in with a perfect turnout.

00:40He always had a lot between his legs, even when he was a little boy.

00:44You got nothing, paisani.

00:45I've got one thing.

00:46The pleasure of kicking your...

00:47Cut!

00:48Yeah, I heard that Frank had a little bit of an attitude when he first started out.

00:54This is a Frank Sledge film!

00:57I was there the day he became a beast.

01:01I feed your babies!

01:02Oh!

01:03Oh!

01:04What are you doing?

01:05You just hit my best thumbnail!

01:08Frank is a dancer, and a dancer dances.

01:10I'm Frank, and I'm an alcoholic.

01:13If he hears the music, then he'll sparkle.

01:16I apologize to everybody that I screwed up because of my whacked out alcoholism.

01:21I'm assuming you guys are giving him the proper counts and everything.

01:241, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8, and 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and that's it!