00:01What is one thing that women hate about their periods?
00:06Well, having to constantly change tampons and pads is quite a hassle.
00:12So my proposal is a self-cleaning period underwear.
00:29Jade, you know what women really need?
00:34They eat a product that would make men last longer and give women more pleasure.
00:41Yeah, I didn't think of it that way.
00:48No, I am not interested in your escort services.
00:51I live across the country from LA, and honestly, I'm not in the mood for this nonsense right now.
00:56Yeah, fantastic.
00:58Brad! Brad, we talked about this! The music's too loud! The neighbors are gonna kill us!
01:08Our neighbor's already here.
01:12What the hell are you doing?
01:13Whoa! You're home early.
01:15We were just having a little fun. Don't get worked up. Brad needs somebody who appreciates him.
01:21Appreciates him? I'm his wife!
01:23Yeah, but you never have time for me anymore. You're never around.
01:28Mary gets that. She makes me feel... important.
01:33I mean, look at you. You're so focused on your career that you forgot to appreciate your husband. What did
01:39you expect?
01:41Oh my god! I did not expect her to be that god damn stupid!
01:45How dare you! To even know who I am!
01:47Mary, please! Let me handle this!
01:50Jay, maybe if you spent a little bit more time being my wife, this wouldn't have happened.
01:57You know what? I'm the only heiress of the Luegefeller family.
02:03One hundred thousand dollars.
02:07Leave Brad right now.
02:13Leave Brad right now.
02:18You two are absolutely perfect for each other.
02:24Eight years, Brad.
02:26I gave you my youth.
02:28I worked so hard so that you didn't have to.
02:31So you could just sit around here and pretend that you had any talent in music at all, which is
02:35honestly...
02:35Whoa!
02:36Hilarious!
02:36Hey! You watch your mouth, woman!
02:40Thank you, both of you, for giving me the perfect reason to go and relax and enjoy myself in L
02:50.A.
02:51Gimme that.
02:59Here is my letter of resignation.
03:04I see.
03:06Pregnant, huh?
03:08I see you finally made the right decision.
03:12You say one more word,
03:14and I'm gonna make your insides glow, you misogynistic pig!
03:18I'm gonna sue your ass, you fucking bitch!
03:20I'd like to see you try.
03:23I will.
03:42Of course.
03:45Hola, Pa.
03:47You miss me already?
04:00I'm in no rush to get married, Dad.
04:02Besides, who wants to be a mob wife these days?
04:05The times have changed.
04:06It's not negotiable.
04:11Dominic, the only.
04:12Where's his number?
04:14Oh!
04:25Are you alright, lady?
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