00:12oh my god did I just sleep with our company's CEO what the hell happened
00:18last night
00:49oh
00:49oh
00:49oh
00:57Oh,
01:16Hannah, you will not believe what happened last night.
01:20I accidentally slept with my boss.
01:22What?
01:23How could you accidentally sleep with someone?
01:25I don't know. I got too drunk.
01:27I wish you were there stopping me.
01:31Oh, hey, did you print my resume?
01:33I printed it.
01:39It's not here.
01:41You know what?
01:42If you think I can't get a job with a high school diploma,
01:45then just say so.
01:47No.
01:48I'm so sorry.
02:02The car's ready, boss.
02:04John, gather as much information as possible about this girl.
02:25I can't work with her. Stop hiring over-educated bookmarkers.
02:30Wow.
02:31That tells me 24 hours.
02:33You're perfect.
02:34Sarah, you're fired.
02:42The scent.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:47Does he recognize me?
02:50Hey, you.
02:52Shh.
02:53Do you have an MBA or a master's?
02:57No.
02:57Lindsay, she'll be the new project coordinator.
03:00Um, James, she's only been at the company for two months.
03:04You heard me.
03:05Get her briefed.
03:11What is this job?
03:12Am I even qualified?
03:15No one's been qualified for this position.
03:17The last person had an MBA, and the person before that a PhD.
03:21And they're all gone.
03:23Do your homework.
03:33This is James Thompson, CEO of Thompson Pharmaceuticals.
03:38Were you at the Robertson Hotel last night?
03:41Robertson Hotel?
03:42Anyways, you're probably nervous.
03:44Don't worry.
03:45I'll take full responsibility for what happened.
03:48This is a $5 million check.
03:52Acceptance requires signing a non-disclosure agreement.
03:54Or you can move into my estate, and I'll cover all your expenses.
03:58As well as providing you with a $20,000 monthly allowance.
04:01And we can see where it goes.
04:03You must have me confused with Katie.
04:05But I can't miss this opportunity.
04:07It's karma for her constant looking down on me.
04:10I'll move in tomorrow.
04:22What's that for?
04:23I'm moving in with my boyfriend.
04:25Boyfriend?
04:26Since when did you have a boyfriend?
04:28I didn't want to tell you about it until I knew if it was serious or not.
04:32I'm going to be all alone here.
04:35We all need to grow up eventually.
04:39So tell me about your day.
04:40Uh, I got a new job.
04:43They're going to pay me $150,000 a year.
04:46Oh my god!
04:48Oh, I'm so happy for you.
05:03Good morning and welcome.
05:05I'm Rosa, your housekeeper.
05:07Let me know if you need anything.
05:09I'll have a margarita.
05:11Right now.
05:12Surely.
05:22You are so late.
05:24It's only 8.50.
05:26You work for James now.
05:27You have to come in 30 minutes before to get everything ready for 9.
05:31Here.
05:32Bring these up to the 9th floor conference room.
05:35Oh, and get James a coffee.
05:36Okay?
05:37He only drinks hot black coffee.
05:39Okay?
05:39Hot!
05:39I said hot.
05:40What are you doing?
05:41Come on, hurry!
05:51Oh my god, what are you doing?
05:53Is that how you talk to your boss?
05:55It's very clear what I'm doing here.
05:58I'm waiting on those folders.
06:00Hand my coffee.
06:02No, I just meant I didn't want to spill coffee on you.
06:13Like what you say?
06:14Yeah.
06:19So, I was wondering, why did you pick me?
06:22Tabula rasa.
06:23What?
06:24It's Latin.
06:26Meaning blank slate.
06:29Since you're going to be working for me, I want you to never assume anything.
06:33I don't have any assumptions.
06:35I mean, I don't even assume you're a man.
06:39What?
06:41I'm 100% man.
06:44And if you try saying that to me again, I'll show you just how much of a man I am.
07:01I scheduled a meeting with Mr. Taylor at about 9 a.m.
07:04Should be all set.
07:07Do I not look like a man to you?
07:10That's nonsense.
07:12You're as manly as a kid.
07:17Thanks for you.
07:19Could you go grab James at that French restaurant on Broadway?
07:25He has the business dinner there.
07:27John is busy running errands for James' girlfriend, so...
07:31James has a girlfriend?
07:33Not just any girlfriend.
07:35She's the first girl to ever move in.
07:37And he's probably going to marry her.
07:40Go.
07:50I don't even know where to start.
07:52I mean, I got a new job, and the boss is such a jerk.
07:55He has a girlfriend, but he's, like, sleeping around the whole time.
07:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
07:59Slow down.
08:00How do you know he's sleeping around?
08:01Um, that was my old boss, actually.
08:05No, no, no.
08:05I'm, I'm, my new boss is so great.
08:08He's very good at his job.
08:09Super professional.
08:10Very talented.
08:11You're not making sense.
08:13Wait.
08:14Is your boss around?
08:15Yeah.
08:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta go.
08:17Bye.
08:25James, what's up for your thing?
08:31You shouldn't have sweetened a deal with this girl.
08:34We can share her.
08:38You're both out of line.
08:39She's my step.
08:40Such a waste.
08:42For a girl like her, I'm just a driver?
08:44Driver.
08:48Listen, asshole.
08:49The deal's off.
08:51Really?
08:51We're gonna ditch our business just for a chick?
08:53I don't do business with people who use their dicks to think.
08:57Now, fuck off.
09:08Are you okay?
09:15You really canceled your deal because of me?
09:18I will not tolerate any abusive behavior towards my employees.
09:24It's so nice of you.
09:26Genius.
09:45I must make him mine.
09:52No.
10:05Don't leave.
10:07Should I call for your girlfriend?
10:28I can't.
10:30He has a girlfriend.
10:34He has a girlfriend.
10:35You
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