Corneil and Bernie Corneil and Bernie S01 E005 Radio Bernie

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00:00🎵 Read and write 🎵

00:03🎵 And surf the net all of the day and all of the night 🎵

00:06🎵 For Neil, you can talk 🎵

00:07🎵 And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself 🎵

00:10🎵 If you let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity 🎵

00:13🎵 Then you'd wanna lead a dog's life 🎵

00:15🎵 The secret's gonna stay with you and me 🎵

00:18🎵 Watch my chops, shush 🎵

00:19🎵 There's no joking, there's always what we said 🎵

00:21🎵 Watch my chops 🎵

00:22🎵 They must never hear a word of talking dogs 🎵

00:28How absurd...

00:30🥁🥁🥁

00:33🥁🥁🥁

01:01Hey!

01:15Neil!

01:16It's as if I was talking myself!

01:20No one ever listens to me!

01:22I beg your pardon?

01:26See? Even you aren't listening to me!

01:28And I'm your dog-sitter!

01:30Bernie, I'm sure what you've got to say is very interesting,

01:33but let me listen to this program!

01:36It's a big hit with millions of listeners!

01:40Millions of listeners?

01:42Ah!

01:44Oh, Cornel! Thank you! Thank you!

01:46You can be my assistant!

01:48Your assistant?

01:49Oh, watch my chops!

01:51Not on your life!

01:53What's small and green and goes up and down all the time?

01:56Pee in an elevator!

02:02Radio Bernie! Bringing a smile to your day!

02:05Enough joking! It's time to get on down!

02:09Zero points for ambiance!

02:10Couldn't you try a bit harder with the laughter?

02:14If you enjoyed my show, give me a call!

02:161-22-11-00!

02:19Bernie, I don't want to disappoint you, but...

02:22Shhh! I'll start calling soon!

02:261-22-11-00!

02:34Bonjour? Bonjour?

02:48Pourquoi personne ne m'écoute?

02:51Je t'écoute, Bernie!

02:53You don't count! You're just a dog!

02:57Leave me alone, please! Just go home on your own!

03:19Hello? This is the Radio Fan Club.

03:22The Stradivarius Club.

03:24Excuse me for calling so late,

03:26but we've been listening to your program,

03:29and we've just voted it the best show of the year.

03:33Best program?

03:35Did you hear that, Corneo?

03:37Corneo!

03:52Corneo, you're one nice dog.

03:56Corneo! Corneo!

03:58You're not going to believe this!

04:02Bernie? What are you doing in here?

04:04Beth, I've got some great news.

04:06I had to share it with someone,

04:08but you were asleep, and I didn't want to wake you.

04:11Well, you have.

04:13So, what is this good news?

04:15I'm going to be famous.

04:16Radio Bernie is a big hit,

04:18and this is just the beginning!

04:20It shows a great spirit of enterprise.

04:22Congratulations, Bernie!

04:30What's all this?

04:32Amp, mixing desk, deck, the audience meter.

04:36To calculate exactly how many people are listening to me.

04:39Radio Bernie 2.

04:42Bernie, this is crazy!

04:44You'll have to sell it all!

04:46You're not cut out for radio, believe me!

04:49What do you mean?

04:50You're forgetting the phone call I got.

04:52And I've got lots more jokes.

04:54Bernie, you're not going to interest the young listeners with jokes!

04:58What do you know?

05:00Tomorrow, the first Radio Bernie 2 show

05:02is going to be a massive success!

05:07It's certain. He's heading for disaster.

05:10And it's all your fault, Corneo.

05:12If you hadn't wanted to play the Good Samaritan,

05:14this would never have happened.

05:16Unless...

05:20Martha, écoute!

05:21Vos amis sont sur la radio!

05:23C'est le Dr. Bernie...

05:25Oh, le Dr. Bernie Show.

05:28Tout ce que vous voulez en parler,

05:30mais que vous n'oubliez jamais de dire.

05:32Et au sujet de ce soir,

05:33pensez-vous que les jeunes ont assez à dire,

05:35à l'école ou à la maison?

05:37Bon sang!

05:40Bonjour.

05:41Bonjour, oui, notre premier écouteur, Martha.

05:45Oui, nous écoutons.

05:47Très bon sujet, Bernie.

05:48C'est vrai.

05:49Les adultes utilisent le prétexte

05:50que nous sommes juste des jeunes

05:51pour ne pas nous prendre au sérieux.

05:53Attendez un instant.

05:54J'ai eu un autre appel.

05:56Oui?

05:57Oui, c'est Romeo.

05:59Je suis d'accord.

06:00Depuis que mes parents m'ont acheté

06:01la console de jeux la plus récente,

06:02je ne suis pas autorisé à dire ce que je pense,

06:04sinon ils diront qu'ils m'en prendront.

06:18Show's drawing to a close.

06:20Tune in tomorrow night

06:21for another subject on the Dr. Bernie show.

06:27Radio.

06:28It's magic.

06:29I love it.

06:30Oh, at last,

06:31I can express myself

06:32and talk to someone other than Bernie.

06:48Well done.

06:49Your show was great yesterday, Dr. Bernie.

06:52We're your fans.

06:53Ciao, man.

06:55But why are they calling me doctor?

06:58Don't worry about it.

07:00It's an ultra cool term for a radio presenter.

07:06Do you understand what this means?

07:08I haven't even done my first Radio Bernie 2 show

07:11and I'm already famous.

07:13Imagine by this evening.

07:15I'm sorry, Bernie.

07:16But this is my show

07:18and you're not going to spoil it.

07:46Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

08:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

08:46Cornille!

08:47Cornille, what's wrong?

08:48Talk to me!

08:49Hurry, Bernie.

08:51My medicine.

08:54On the other side of town.

08:56Get some Ventospidilamine from the animal pharmacy.

08:59You can only get it there.

09:01Save me.

09:03Hang on, Cornille.

09:09Take me to the other side of town.

09:11I need some Ventospidilamine.

09:13Hurry, please!

09:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

09:46Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

10:16Don't worry.

10:17Now Radio Bernie's up and running

10:19and if you'll take my advice now and then,

10:21you'll be a star.

10:22All right.

10:23I'll forget the past on one condition.

10:25I'll do the talking and you be my assistant.

10:30It's a deal.

10:33To think we almost fell out because of those stupid listeners.

10:36They'll swallow anything.

10:47Hello?

10:48Hey!

10:49Now what's your stupid listener say to you?

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