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00:00And for punch, a pinch of paprika of protection.

00:03If I was a car, I'd be a protectorani.

00:05If a kangaroo me be, tis true protectaroo.

00:09Serve warm over protectaroni.

00:11Oh no!

00:12Sir, don't jump!

00:13You have so much to live for.

00:15Eh, blow it out, you rump!

00:16I'm trying to walk here, freak!

00:18I know things look bleak now.

00:20No disguising, you have the whiff of stench life about you.

00:22I do?

00:23I know it is tempting to escape the misery of your daily grind.

00:27No more pain ever again.

00:29Sure, jumping would be an exhilarating and glorious end.

00:32Sweet, succulent, full release all over the sidewalk.

00:35He's right.

00:36Live with this, Regina!

00:41Why did you suicide it?

00:43Don't be an Indian, giver.

00:44Life is a gift.

00:46The gift of life is its presence.

00:48But in Indian giving presence, truly the giver is the receiver of a re-giveth gift.

00:53I love this!

00:55Redeemer!

00:57I will carry on your life legacy as your Redeemer.

01:01I shall take up your squeegee and squeegee all that you have left unsquoge.

01:05Mr. Mr. Squaw, I shall redeem this on your behalf.

01:10Ensure that your wasted life was not squandered in vain.

01:13Your legacy, Mr. Squaw, shall live on in my belly.

01:17I can feel it in my gut!

01:19What do you want on your sandwich?

01:20I want something that will do due diligence on my body.

01:24That will do due diligence on a man's life.

01:26Do-do? We've got luncheon loaf.

01:28That'll do, Brian.

01:29For a dollar extra, you can get that on our famous chicken bone bread.

01:33Chicken bone bread, the only bread that'll choke you with flavor.

01:36What would Squaw do?

01:37He's choking! Do the Heimlich maneuver!

01:40No!

01:40He's choking! Do the Heimlich maneuver!

01:42No!

01:44Mommy, are you okay?

01:45Yeah, they're just giving me the Heimlich maneuver.

01:48Oh, six of those guys?

01:50It's not a very good maneuver.

01:53Stop this cycle of chokulence!

01:55The Heimlich maneuver is the barbaric product of a backwards and upside-down mind.

01:59We've got to act quick! Time is ticking!

02:00Tick-tock, tick-tock!

02:02A talking dick? What would a talking dick say?

02:05Say it in my ass!

02:07And that is how I developed my own chicken choking maneuver.

02:10As a tribute to my mother, I practice it on myself at night.

02:14Behold.

02:19That was cross-call.

02:22Why you reckon do this favor for me?

02:24A great man, in his final moments, requested.

02:26Blow it out your own.

02:27Me thinking me should sue this place long time.

02:30Who will be your witness?

02:31I'll be my own witness.

02:33Then you're a target.

02:34They're going to try to stop you from testifying.

02:36They've already tried to kill you once.

02:37I'll stay on as your protection.

02:39And I won't rest until you aren't killed by those chicken chokers

02:42who won't rest until you've been whacked off.

02:44Someone wants me dead?

02:46Hell, you may not live to hear the end of this sentence.

02:50Tense, isn't it?

02:51This coke is spooking me.

02:53Am I nuts?

02:54He did save your life, boss.

02:55And he seems sweet like yummy candy.

02:58The case of the detecting clues begins.

03:00First, what do you do?

03:01I guess you could say protection business.

03:04Protection.

03:05We fellow protectorators are comrades conjoined at the coin.

03:08Co-coinals, I'm a saying.

03:10I thrust my trust into you.

03:12Come thick, or thicker than blood, brother.

03:15Now I'm really spooked.

03:17Is there anyone who would like to see you dead?

03:20There's a certain client who's past due on some payments.

03:24You're supposed to pay me 10 G's a month.

03:26I'd hate to have to use this on you, Pavlov.

03:28We both know how it ends up.

03:30I'm not having any monies.

03:31Hero, is there any money in there?

03:34I'm heading up this case.

03:35What do you know about chicken choking?

03:37Where were you on the night in question?

03:39You seem awfully nervous for a guy who's totally freaked out right now.

03:42Do the words mean anything to you?

03:45Are you that slippery throat-bounder I'm itching to snatch?

03:49Oh, who's the new guy?

03:50Without me, he'd be dead.

03:51Imagine a crab without its shell.

03:53Imagine a man without her skin.

03:54Okay, I want to keep my skin. I pay, I pay.

03:56This monkey on my back has got a twist in mind.

03:59But I like it. That's the twist.

04:01Sorry I had to hang you, Upsy Daisy.

04:03Listen, boss, doesn't sound so tough saying Upsy Daisy.

04:06Sounds like some kind of silly song like,

04:08Upsy Daisy, Upsy Do.

04:09Let me have the caveat.

04:10Disgrazio!

04:11Shut up!

04:12Shut up!

04:13You're a good henchman, Disgrazio.

04:15But you should shut your drenching and stick to your henching.

04:19You're the only swinging henchman in the business.

04:21It's a twofer.

04:22I'm your twofer. Got a sweet twofer.

04:23Candy and yummy swing.

04:24Shut up!

04:25Oh, Candy Lou!

04:26Shut up!

04:27Hey, boss, you're getting kind of riled up.

04:29Here, have a hot towel.

04:30Hot towels, hot cocoa and marshmallow.

04:32For the backup I asked for, right?

04:33What are you, CIA? FBI?

04:34I'm investigating for a higher power.

04:36I don't know how much you've been briefed,

04:38but I've been on the inside, tracking Don Ho, undercover, 12 years.

04:41I'm this close to his big secret.

04:42Obviously, I made some bad decisions on my first day,

04:44and I've just had to stick with them.

04:45I was a hot-shot kid just out of the academy,

04:48so I was just free-balling it.

04:49I started to sing a henchman thing out of nervousness.

04:51And then the candy thing just happened.

04:52I see you made some bad choices, too.

04:53You got the fur and the fake snake hand and...

04:55Wait, you're not a cop.

04:56Cop, cop, cop, cop.

04:57Yo, Candy and goo.

04:58Love and choco-moo.

04:59Yummy, yum, yum, Cookie Lou.

05:01You still singing?

05:02No, boss.

05:03I stopped singing some time ago.

05:04Whoa.

05:05I just put the pieces together about what's really going on here.

05:08Don, the protection business, cops.

05:11The cops might have info about the chaos of the chicken choker.

05:14We ought to squeeze the cops and see what...

05:16Squeeze is out.

05:17I think I get it.

05:18We put the squeeze on the cops.

05:20You're so schmart.

05:21I'm getting a schmart on.

05:22Cheshwan beef!

05:23Strap them, and I'll peep-peep through their files.

05:26Good afternoon, officers.

05:27Hey, look.

05:28It's Tayo from that undercover thing.

05:29Candy and goo and don't talk-a-loo.

05:31Don't cut the heads off just yet, Kratzy.

05:33Chicken, chicken.

05:34You guys got yourself some real nice law enforcement facility shit.

05:38It'd be a shame if someone slobbed all over it.

05:40Maybe if you give them my fund,

05:43there won't be any crime or extortion right around here.

05:46I don't know what you're talking about,

05:47but I'll pay you money to stop spitting on me.

05:49Bingo, doodle-doo.

05:50No question, my detective work paid off.

05:53Me likey your style.

05:54Wait.

05:55The file says Chicken Chakowski is dead.

05:57He's trying to kill you from the afterlife.

05:59How do you kill a dead killer?

06:01You can't.

06:02You have to change his mind.

06:03Go talk some sense into him on the other side.

06:05Yeah, talking sense into people from another realm.

06:08That's some real unexplored turf.

06:10Okay, shove the bone in your throat,

06:13and when you say the six code words, I'll blow.

06:18This is a glorious and loving light you got up in here.

06:21It sure would be a shame if this heavenly light

06:23wouldn't be shamed right up your genitalia.

06:25So use your shit tight while I take my cut.

06:28The six code words!

06:30This is just the first chapter in near-death extortionism.

06:33I'm gonna be the guy behind the guy, beyond the grave.

06:36The spot is, the cops can't touch me.

06:38No jurisdiction.

06:39You're a real wise guy.

06:41What are you revealing to me?

06:42He's a rat?

06:43Breaks my heart.

06:44Hey, Discratio, I got you a nice big piece of candy.

06:47Right through there.

06:48Candy is gummy.

06:49All in my tummy is candy.

06:50Oh, fudge.

06:51Discratio!

06:52What the hell did you die to him?

06:55Who is those?

06:56My ancients, I tell you his secret.

06:58I've been raising the ultimate hitman

07:00from the time he was a baby.

07:02I taught him to kill without conscience.

07:04Raged on hate and filth and darkness,

07:06and I fed him only lesions.

07:08Permissium, his starfish liver.

07:11All regenerative animals.

07:12So he could heal himself.

07:14Look, there's only one problem.

07:16He doesn't like his life.

07:18But I don't care.

07:19Seeing as how I'm in the mafia.

07:21You're in the mob?

07:23No wonder I didn't suspect a thing.

07:25Well, your butthole can kiss my lips goodbye.

07:27I can get anyone to take me to the other side.

07:29And with all this afterlife,

07:31I'm gonna be the dawn of death.

07:33If you do not stay away from death,

07:35then I'll make you choke on the whole.

07:38I see the light flashing before my eyes.

07:40All the killing I've done.

07:42All the pain I've caused.

07:44I've disrespected the universal law of love.

07:46To win the game.

07:48I'm gonna give away all my things

07:50and devote my life to spreading joy.

07:52Just blow, hoser.

07:54I've got to rehabilitate this beastlet.

07:56Ashante, I am your mental mentor.

07:58Your sensei of the senses.

08:00Here to teach you the ways of life, love, culture.

08:02Let's start with early Matisse.

08:04Do you find the garmange of his lines

08:06representative of the neoclassicists

08:08in their Pascal and Seussians?

08:10I know what you mean.

08:12You mean, I don't know what you mean.

08:14I shall teach you to speak.

08:16I'm a great English titulator.

08:18You want me to tit you?

08:20One grunt for yes.

08:22You want it double bad, huh?

08:24Okay, two grunts will mean no.

08:26Three grunts means cheese.

08:28Can you say cheese?

08:30Got to prioritize these words right.

08:32Let's see, four grunts will mean prioritize.

08:34One stretch there is.

08:36Say cheese.

08:38So, what do you want to do now?

08:40Why would you want to commit suicide?

08:42I know you crave release from your misery.

08:44But you just doubled your depression.

08:48You've just quadrupled your swagmire.

08:52Your immortality is a cursed cage.

08:54Death is the gift you shan't receive.

08:58What's that? You want to kill the architect

09:00of your inesquappable despair?

09:02I've already apologized.

09:04I vowed to protect that mafioso.

09:06Help me, help is on my way.

09:08And I'll be right behind me.

09:18Oh, I came as soon as I could.

09:20Why am I hitting my shelf?

09:22Why am I hitting my shelf?

09:24Oh no, it's an inside job.

09:28I told you someone was out to kill you.

09:30This is what the tandem cycle

09:32of random violence breeds.

09:34A vengeful black hit sludge with a grudge

09:36has wrought the reaper you've sown

09:38in the goo of your guilt

09:40as the creme de your karma is roosting home

09:42to harm you. It always ends up boning the pony.

09:44He's pulling me back in.

09:46I want to make you an offer.

09:48With your goo power and my crime schmutz

09:50we can muscle all of cosmic consciousness

09:52to make us rich beyond belief.

09:54What do you say, partners?

10:00You got your gift after all, kid.

10:02Happy death day.

10:04I've got your gift, it's mine.

10:06I'll never let go.

10:08I'll never let go.

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