00:00To be a minion, you have to be an Ori.
00:01You have to think like me, dress like me,
00:03work like me, struggle like me, and hustle like me.
00:06I am real, pinch me, it's true.
00:09And I can't actually be everywhere.
00:10So we do have the lookalikes
00:12that sometimes have to be sent out
00:14to hold fire until I arrive.
00:17Ori number two.
00:18Ori number four.
00:20Ori number three.
00:21But we kill them.
00:30Oh, like all the chickens in the background.
01:01You pretty much are a human startup.
01:04Like you started and then you went up, literally.
01:07Now you do know that while there can be awe for Ori
01:11to what you've achieved,
01:12there can also be the brickbats.
01:14There can also be the criticism like,
01:16who the f*** is he?
01:17What does he do?
01:18Why are we looking at him though everyone is?
01:20Why are we following him though everyone is?
01:21If I don't know you and you're talking s*** about me,
01:25I won.
01:26Ah.
01:28And I've taken your shade and turned it into a parade.
01:30So if you're laughing at me, but I made money off it,
01:33I won.
01:34You're making memes, but I'm making money.
01:36Who's the success story here?
01:39I'm not an actor.
01:40So I consider my life the movie I'm acting in.
01:43Where you see me on tap pages and on screen,
01:45that's the story I'm telling.
01:47And I spend the whole day reading, Karan.
01:49I'm reading morning to night.
01:50I'm in the comment section reading every review
01:53of my image.
01:54When everyone's like, oh, it's 15 minutes and he's gonna van
01:56and he's gonna vanish.
01:58Just wait for it.
01:59The fame's getting to his head.
02:00Yes, the fame's getting to my head.
02:01Yes, I have an attitude problem now.
02:03I think I'm better than everyone,
02:05but I am planning my own downfall now.
02:07The time has come.
02:08Anything that goes up has to go down.
02:11The brightest stars burn out the fastest.
02:13And so right now in the relevance room,
02:15we are planning my downfall.
02:17In the relevance room, in the Ori office.
02:20There's a relevance room?
02:21In the Ori office, in my office,
02:23we have a room called the relevance room
02:25where all my minions,
02:26and they have to dress up as me and think as me
02:28and talk like me.
02:29Sorry, did you?
02:32Yes.
02:32I'm sorry, did you call them minions?
02:34Yes, my minions.
02:35Yes, which are the members of your crew?
02:38Ori number two, Ori number three, Ori number four.
02:40They're all the Oris.
02:41One minute, they're like doppelgangers.
02:43No, I have doppelgangers, that's a separate story.
02:45But to be a minion, you have to be an Ori.
02:47You have to think like me, dress like me,
02:49work like me, struggle like me, and hustle like me.
02:51So in the relevance room,
02:53where all my minions come up with ideas,
02:55and we have mood boards, and we have blackboards,
02:56and chalkboards, and those whiteboards
02:58with those weird things that if you smell,
03:00you get like a headache and fall asleep, whatever.
03:02And they pitch ideas on how to keep me relevant.
03:05And that's how I stay in the news.
03:06This is a hustle.
03:07This is a struggle.
03:08So how many of these members are in your relevance room?
03:12As of right now, we have Ori two, four, five, and six.
03:14There was an Ori number three,
03:15but she got more relevant than me.
03:17So we killed her off.
03:19And so in the Ori room, we are now planning my demise.
03:22Because the audience wants my demise.
03:24You're like digital demise.
03:25My digital demise.
03:26The audience wants to see me fall.
03:28When is this downhill going to start?
03:29Very soon.
03:30Very soon.
03:31We're waiting for the right idea.
03:33And then the 15 minutes will be up.
03:34And then what is the plan next?
03:37Then we plan a comeback.
03:38You mentioned doppelgangers.
03:40Yes.
03:40There are many more that look like you?
03:42So you made a statement right now,
03:44saying Ori's here, he's there, he's everywhere.
03:46I am everywhere.
03:47I take great pride in being everywhere,
03:49Ori the omnipresent.
03:51But sometimes people forget
03:53that I'm not actually a mystical creature.
03:56I am real.
03:57Pinch me.
03:58It's true.
03:59And I can't actually be everywhere.
04:01So we do have the lookalikes
04:02that sometimes have to be sent out
04:04to hold fire until I arrive.
04:07So there is an Ori lookalike who will be at the event.
04:09And you'll think it's me
04:10for the first 20 minutes
04:11until I actually get from Nariman Point to BKC.
04:14And then from BKC to Bandra.
04:16And then from Bandra to some movie premiere.
04:17And we all wear the same outfit.
04:19We have the same look.
04:21They just won't talk.
04:22Because the minute they talk, it goes away.
04:23So they're silent doppelgangers
04:26who arrive at events.
04:27Yeah.
04:28They get clicked.
04:28They get clicked.
04:29And then you come to replace them
04:31when you need to open your mouth.
04:32Yes.
04:32Yes.
04:33So they'll hold base.
04:34And as for me,
04:35I'm Ori number one.
04:36The only one that matters.
