00:00And they say, look, look what clothes Aishwarya Rai is wearing.
00:04They broke the back of every mafia.
00:07One day you will see that the Prime Minister of this country is a girl wearing a hijab.
00:21My phone rang and normally, you know, when the Prime Minister calls, you get a no-caller ID.
00:27Okay, so it sort of took me a bit by surprise and but even on the no-caller ID, usually somebody connects you.
00:40Okay, so this time it was the Prime Minister.
00:45Okay, and I mean, obviously, he assumed I would recognize him rightly.
00:51And so his first question was, Jage ho?
00:56I said, ha sir, like, you know, I mean, it's 12.30, what else would I be doing other than being awake?
01:03Because in his life, that is probably natural.
01:06He said, achcha, TV dekh rahe ho?
01:08I said, ha sir, TV dekh rahe ho.
01:10Toh, kya ho raha hai wahan?
01:12So, because he assumed that's exactly what I'd be doing.
01:15I said, nahi sir, abhi attack chal raha hai, abhi help is on its way, etc.
01:23So, exchange.
01:25So, then he said, achcha, jab khatam ho jayega, mujhe phone kar lena.
01:29So, I said, sir, ismein 2-3 ghante aur lagenge.
01:33Toh, jab ho jayega, main aapke yahan bata dunga.
01:37So, there was a pause.
01:38He said, mujhe phone kar dena.
01:41Okay.
01:46Maine hamare press ke mitron ki baat ki.
01:53Inke saamne hum baat uthate hain.
01:55Inse kehte hain, dekho, janata ke mudde uthao.
02:01Nahi, hum kehte hain, bhaiya, janata ke mudde uthao.
02:04Berozgaari ki baat karo.
02:07Hum inse kehte hain, berozgaari ki baat karo.
02:10Kisano ki baat karo.
02:13Mazdooro ki baat karo.
02:15Aur yeh kehte hain, dekho, dekho, Aishwarya Rai ne kya kapde pehne hua hain.
02:19Hum kehte hain, bhaiya, kisan bhooka mar raha hain, yeh kehte hain, dekho, Shahrukh Khan ne kya bol diya.
02:29Hum kehte hain, bhaiya, karza maafi karni chahiye.
02:34Yeh kehte hain, dekho, cricket ka kaisa achcha match hua.
02:40Mazzaidar.
02:42Virat Kohli ne kaisa chokka maara.
02:46Toh inka kaam, aur inki galti nahi hain.
02:49Inka kaam, janata ka jo dhyan hain, usko hatane ka hain.
02:57Hijab, nikab pehnege, college ko jayenge, doctor bhi banenge, collector bhi banenge, SDM bhi banenge, businessman bhi banenge.
03:13Aur ek din yaad rakhna, tum kaan ki janta, shahid bhai sundar nahi rahunga,
03:19tum dekhna, ek din, is desh ki Padan Mantri ek bachchi, hijab pehne ke Padan Mantri parayega.
03:28Parso Bihar mein bridge girega.
03:30Toh main secretary ko puchh raha tha mere, ki bhai, kya hua?
03:34Hawa dhund aayi aur bridge girega.
03:36Main ne bala, tum IAS officer ho, aise baaton pe vishwas rakhte ho, ki hawa dhund se bridge girega.
03:42Mere toh baat samajh mein nahi aayi, ki hawa dhund se kaise bridge girega.
03:45Kuch na kuch galti hogi.
03:51Kisi bhi sadak par, waha highway ho, state highway ho, expressway ho,
03:57jila maarg ho, nagrye chauraha ho, ya koi bhi anya sthal ho,
04:03abhayat bus stand, taxi stand, three-wheeler stand, rickshaw stand,
04:09ya koi bhi is prakaar ki abhayat gadhvidhi nahi chalni chahiye.
04:13Agle 24 ghante ke andar abhayat stand toh hum haraal mein hata de.
04:17Mafia prabirthi ke kisi bhi bhikti ko, kisi bhi theka patte ke saath mat judne deeje.
04:23Ek bhi mafia judega, uska poora gang phir waha par anaytik aur abhayat gadhvidhiyon ka adda bana dega.
04:31Har ek mafia ki kamar tod da liye.
04:34Koi bhi abhayat aur anaytik gadhvidhi usko mat sanchalit karne deeje.
04:37Aur yeh jitne bhi abhayat stand chalne hain, dagga maar base chalne hain,
04:41overloading ke karye chalne hain, isme mafia group abhi bhi haabi hai.
04:45Isko rokhna, har ek haal mein rokhna.
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