Non PTA Pakistani Spiderman Lahore mei sabzia bechnay per majboor

Daily Pakistan

1 year ago

نان پی ٹی اے پاکستانی سپائیڈر مین لاہور میں سبزیاں بیچنے پر مجبور

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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, Daily Pakistan ke saath, main hu aapke apni host Zahrameen, naazim

00:22aapne baahar ki country mein grezo ka Spider-Man dekha hoga jo badi-badi buildings mein logon

00:26ki help karte hain, maine dekha ki Spider-Man logon ki help toh karein, lekin uske saath-saath

00:32khans toh our clinic mein gaye hain, aayi Spider-Man se baat karte ho, jaante hain,

00:35ki bhajaye aap logon ko hospital leke jayein, logon aapko udha ke hospital chod ke aarein,

00:39toh wajah kya hai?

00:42Assalam-o-Alaikum

00:44Waheghazir hai

00:46Spider-Man bhai, bhajaye aap logon ko hospital leke jayein, aap khud hi iss jagah pe laga

00:51Madam, main Pakistan mein faas ki hain, mujhe smoke ka problem ho gayi hain,

00:56mere thepade bicharein mujhe gaaliyan nika rahein, ki tum kaha raha hain, itni smoke,

01:01thepado ke andar smoke goon

01:02Spider-Man phir kis naam ki hai, jab aapne bhi saath hi bimaar ho?

01:05Bas ji, main apne world tour pe nikla tha, Pakistan mein mujhe smoke nazar aayi,

01:08main udhar bhi moshu kya gir gaya, ab, ab saath bhi nahi aayi, dard tu bhi nahi aayi

01:15Bataye, smoke ka hal kya aayi aapki nahi?

01:17Smoke ka hal hi yeh hai, kis pal doctor sahab mujhe theek karenge,

01:20phir main jala maarunga, phir baag laayenge, phir baarish ho jayegi

01:24Doctor sahab, ilaaj mumkeen hai inka?

01:26Inshallah, medicine milege to theek ho jayega

01:29Theeka bhi keh rahe hai

01:29Theeka bhi lagega

01:31Kehte, jinne Lahore nahi bekhe ho, jamee hai nahi, tussi bekhe Lahore

01:33Main Lahore bekhe jam bhi kiya hain, bichara prishaan bhi ho gaye hain,

01:36te raag, main te maran wala ho gaye hain,

01:39mera khang khang ke meri thepade manu galaan kar rahe hain

01:46Smoke ne maarta hai mujhe

01:47Achha

01:48Bahar ke Spider-Man aur Pakistan ke Spider-Man mein kya farq hai?

01:51Dekhe ji, bahar itni achhi aabu hawaa thi,

01:55main anaam se goomta phirta tha, chhatoon pe, sadkoon pe, buildings mein

01:59Idhar to, bas bohut hi halaat kar raha hai,

02:02smoke mein udne ke koshish karta, smoke aa jati,

02:04mujhe apna haath hi nahi dar raha tha,

02:05mera thepade mujhe gaaliyaan nikaalte

02:10Maryam Nawaz to chale gayi hai, unhe mera se deal nahi ki thi na,

02:12agar mere se deal karein to,

02:14main maarung jala, main laaung baadal,

02:16idhar ho jaye baarish,

02:17lekin wo mere se deal nahi karein

02:19Acha yeh bataayega, aapne sir ke upar cap bhi liye,

02:21wo iska kya maqsad hai?

02:22Yeh protection bhi hai,

02:24aur yeh aapka Pakistani-Musliman Spider-Man

02:28Humne aapko har tarang kaam karte dekha hai,

02:30wiper maarte ho,

02:31landa lagate ho,

02:32uske alaaba machhli karte ho,

02:34sabzi,

02:34matne nahla paani bhi leke aap phir rahe the,

02:36yeh kya maajur hai,

02:37yeh kis tarang Spider-Man hai?

02:38Dekhe ji, maamla yeh,

02:39ke jab main,

02:40Low-budget Spider-Man to nahi?

02:41Low-budget non-PTA,

02:43chasta Spider-Man hai yeh,

02:45philhaal to yeh mehngi dawaiyan bahut hai,

02:47pata nahi kya lik diya hai isne,

02:48ab sardiyan aa rahi hai,

02:49koi machhli-machhli lagaunga,

02:50taaki apni dawai ka kota kar sukoon,

02:52tazi machhi, tazi machhi,

02:54machhiye le!

02:56Dawai pe itni,

02:57isme likha ho hai,

02:58bill bana ho hai,

02:59yeh kaise denge?

03:00Ab yeh hi rahenge,

03:01ek Spider-Man,

03:01bichara apna gurda bechde,

03:03ek gurda bechde,

03:04ek gurde to bichara lehde,

03:06yeh hi rahenge,

03:06ab Pakistan me to.

03:07Kistana ki logon ki madad karte hain?

03:08Kiske koi koode wala nahi aa raha,

03:10to Spider-Man koode wala ban jate hain,

03:12dekhe na,

03:12madad hai na apni awaam ki.

03:14Baahir ko jab Spider-Man dekhte hain,

03:15yeh matlab bachata dole shola ban jate hain.

03:17Meri tiddi baha nikalge Pakistan,

03:19pata chale,

03:19khaate peete ghar ka Spider-Man,

03:21Pakistan hai!

03:23Aaj kal gurba chahiye,

03:24doosra nahi keh diya hai ki jee,

03:268 baje band karein marketein,

03:28lockdown.

03:29Main thora koi karbaar shuru karte hain,

03:30toh se daal aa jate hain.

03:32Super-Man kyu nahi banne,

03:33Batman kyu nahi banne,

03:34yeh kyu banne?

03:35Spider-Man joh hai na,

03:36woh full common hai.

03:37Acha?

03:38Bichara yeh kabar mein,

03:39jiski latte latki hongi na,

03:40babe ke,

03:40unhone bhi pata hai kya Spider-Man hai.

03:42Toh yeh da jal hai.

03:43Samajh raho?

03:44Samajh raho na?

03:45Itne ghar ke jal hai,

03:46kabhi utaare hi nahi utaate.

03:47Nahi, apne ghar mein,

03:48main jal hai lagata bhi,

03:49utaarta bhi,

03:50aur ammi se gaaliyan bhi sunge.

03:51Banke aaj kal meri amma,

03:53meri amma mere liye rishta dhundh rahi hai,

03:54ke koi Spider-Man female mil jaye.

03:57Kaun sa kaam karte hain,

03:57aapko shuram aati,

03:58ke aaye nahi karna?

03:59Thor dir pehle,

04:00main letha waha tha,

04:00apna rest kar raha tha,

04:01usne mujhe kaha,

04:02ke bhai,

04:03kooda aaya hai,

04:03kooda utha waha.

04:04Main bhai,

04:04main Spider-Man hu,

04:05main Super-Hero,

04:06main kooda aala nahi hu.

04:07Lekin,

04:07main baad mein video mein,

04:08aapko uthaate bhi dekha.

04:09Woh toh ji,

04:09madad toh kar nahi hai na,

04:10kyun bohot saari aantiyaan,

04:12prashand rehti hain,

04:13ke aamare kooda aala nahi aata,

04:14paise lehne,

04:14woh time pe aaja tha,

04:15lekin kooda uthaane,

04:16woh aata nahi hai.

04:18Yeh kooda kisne chukne?

04:20Main Spider-Man hu,

04:20kooda aala nahi hu.

04:22Kisi ke kooda aala nahi aara,

04:23toh Spider-Man hu,

04:24kooda uthaayega.

04:26Internet ka bada masla hai?

04:27Main ek do tafa chadha tha ji,

04:28main udne ek koshish kiya tha,

04:30ek net ki taar uthar giye,

04:31usne mujhe aisi galiye nikali,

04:32phir aimi mujhe,

04:332500 rupiah bharna padagaya uska.

04:35Yeh pata hai,

04:35aapke bhi ghar ka bil zyada aata hai?

04:37Madam, na puch.

04:39Boota bil aanda hai?

04:40Boota bil aanda hai,

04:41main toh mere toh jale bhi nikal gaye.

04:43Ghee bhi mehnga ho gaye ab toh,

04:45ab toh bhukh zara bahut mushkil ho gaye.

04:46Sare ghee wale paratha bhi nahi kaasate,

04:47ki takat ukat aaye,

04:48koi uchhal kuch kar sake.

04:49Dekhein main kamzoor ho gaye,

04:50mera pet abhi andar chala gaye.

04:51Toh desi ghee khaya karein,

04:53aap logon ke madad kartein.

04:54Madam, desi ghee kahan,

04:55kahan se khaun,

04:55udhar doosra nahi aata hai,

04:56chini mehngai hui hai,

04:57bandein picharein mar rahein gareebi mein.

05:01Abhi ghee ka rate ho keh rahein,

05:02ki bad bhad gaya hai bhai.

05:04Spider-Man ko dekho,

05:05kuch takat aayegi,

05:06koi ghee sasta karo.

05:07Abko Pakistan ke Spider-Man

05:09sirf mein malwaya,

05:10unhone unko smoke ke hawaise

05:11kis tarah ki masaal ka saamna karna par raha tha,

05:13wo bhi aapne suna hi si,

05:14kis aapni host ne,

05:14himne ko deh jaadat,

05:15phir aaj durungi kis ne

05:16program ki saath.

05:17Tab tak ke liye,

05:17Allah hafiz.

05:18Bye-bye.

Non PTA Pakistani Spiderman Lahore mei sabzia bechnay per majboor

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