The Most Australian Band Ever! | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Three ethnic school kids from Sydney's western suburbs form a punk band in the 80s. The Hard-Ons fight racism, the music | dG1fZzNIZ3ZybERVd2s

Transcript

00:00If I tell you the answer, could you give me the question?

00:03The answer is, infatuation bastard, what is the question?

00:08Mrs. Hanson, how would you like your dimsums cooked?

00:13The hard-on.

00:14Yeah.

00:16Let's see if Phil Sartcock's in that band now.

00:22From the first gig, everyone's like, I can see you, you're not like us.

00:25Tonight might be a bit of trouble, we might have to hide you guys upstairs.

00:29Fuck a bunch of puttas, you should fuck off back to Waggland.

00:32Fuck those fucking arseholes, it's a real fucking turn off.

00:40The mosh pit was still a thing, it was happening.

00:44You'd have girls and guys just standing there singing these lyrics,

00:47even Suck and Swallow, like, there's no way you could do that now.

00:51Who was offended by it? Rock writers in the media. Rock.

00:55They should be in the bloody ARIA Hall of Fame.

00:57There's no award for you, there's no front cover, fuck off.

01:00Fuck off back to the west, you fucking westie,

01:02and take your fucking flannel with you.

01:04We take it to radio, no, we're not going to play it.

01:07It's like, whoa, you're not going to play it.

01:14The hard-ons should have been as big as Nirvana.

01:16They should have been.

01:17What did you expect?

01:18An alternative grunge hit?

01:21Calm the fuck down.

01:23You know, it's the fucking hard-ons.

01:25I feel proud to be Australian.

01:27That's why we carry this football around.

01:29Way ahead of anything that we had here in the UK at the time.

01:32It's who we are, we're ourselves, we're the hard-ons.

01:35We're fucking Aussies. We don't give a shit.

01:37We're up here having a good time.

01:39Fucking just going for it.

01:44People love Neapolitan ice cream.

01:46It's better than just vanilla, you know.