Porch Pirates | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

In "Porch Pirates," three detectives—Jack Tyler, Marcos Fernandez, and Sally Jones—tackle the challenge of catching  | dG1fazFGTEFPb3JnYnM

Transcript

00:00Apparently packages are being stolen off of people's porches by Santa Claus wearing a

00:08pirate's mask.

00:09I need y'all to head over to the mayor's house, it looks like he was the latest victim of

00:14some porch pirates.

00:15Can you give us a list of the items stolen?

00:17There was a box of glass Christmas pickles.

00:20Christmas pickles?

00:21Christmas pickles.

00:22Weird.

00:23Oh, and a rare beanie baby for our collection.

00:27We paid north of 20 grand for it.

00:30Would you say $20,000 for a stuffed toy?

00:33Yeah, but what I don't understand is how did this thief know that we weren't home?

00:38Looks like we've got bad Santa on our hands.

00:42You're likely dealing with a professional, man.

00:45Does this kid look familiar to you?

00:54You know his parents named him after some country singer.

00:57Kenny Rogers?

00:58Oh, yeah, that's it.

00:59I don't like a name like that, you'd think he'd know when to walk away.

01:03Wow, she's a real keeper.

01:07Cotton doesn't take a holiday, sis.

01:10Let's keep this on the down low.

01:11Yeah, we don't need the office, we just got outsourced to buy a toy.

01:16Perfectly.

01:17You're Owen too.

01:21Stupid drone.