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00:00Ah ah, non, je suis en train de le faire.
00:02Je me sens bien, n'est-ce pas ?
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04:46Ok, euh, comment ça s'appelle ?
04:48Kuzco, premier homme à tomber sur le soleil !
04:51Exactement !
04:53C'est ce que je veux !
04:55J'adore, j'adore !
04:56Je fais des choses incroyables, c'est ce que les gens veulent lire !
04:58D'accord, peu importe !
04:59Tu es le boss !
05:01Kuzco, premier homme à tomber sur le soleil !
05:04Wow !
05:06Personne n'a jamais volé sur le soleil !
05:08Kuzco règne !
05:10Il est plutôt cool, d'accord !
05:12Hum, tu veux dire... mignon ?
05:16Salut !
05:17Wow, qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
05:19Deux mots.
05:20Kuzco règne ?
05:21Non, je quitte !
05:25Uh-oh, longue marche ?
05:27Musique dramatique ?
05:29Melina part sans regarder.
05:31C'est tellement chaud, chaud, chaud !
05:37Melina ?
05:38Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
05:39Tu peux pas juste quitter !
05:40J'ai déjà quitté.
05:41Tu n'aimais pas ma...
05:42Kuzqueen ?
05:43C'est devenu ma langue d'or.
05:45Viens, n'arrête pas.
05:46Tu aimes l'écran de la nouvelle d'Academy !
05:48Peut-être que je l'aimais, mais maintenant c'est rempli de mentes.
05:50Kuzco est vrai !
05:52Regarde, quand j'ai écrit l'écran, j'avais un mot.
05:54La nouvelle qui est réelle est notre idéal.
05:56Oui, oui, et mon mot qui rime devrait être un crime.
05:59Non, non, je rigole, je rigole !
06:00Ok, peut-être que tu as étendu la vérité un petit peu sur moi qui tombe sur le soleil.
06:04C'est pas la fin du monde, tu sais.
06:05Tu ne comprends pas !
06:06Dans mon écran de la nouvelle, j'ai écrit des choses qui se sont réellement arrivées.
06:09J'avais des standards !
06:11J'étais un journaliste !
06:13Non, j'étais juste une menthe.
06:15Oui, mais une menthe très très fière.
06:17Amuse-toi avec ton écran de la nouvelle, Kuzco.
06:19Mais compte sur moi.
06:26Euh, salut.
06:27Désolé pour le truc de pause, mais j'ai un petit problème ici.
06:31Regardons le score.
06:32D'abord, Melina est mon amie.
06:34Deuxièmement, c'était sa bonne idée que j'aie publié mon propre écran.
06:36Troisièmement, elle est restée avec moi même quand je l'ai arrachée d'un emploi.
06:39Quatrièmement, elle m'a proposé la meilleure histoire.
06:41Et en plus, elle est une hottie.
06:43Hot hottie.
06:44La plus hottie.
06:45Dans toute la hottie-dom.
06:46Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.
06:48Hot.
06:49Donc elle a comme...
06:50C'est beaucoup de bonnes choses de sa côté.
06:52Oui, plusieurs d'entre elles sont hotties, mais ça compte.
06:55Elle est tellement hotte !
06:56Bon.
06:57Par contre, dans la colonne K,
06:59la seule chose que j'ai fait, c'est...
07:00Elle a été transformée en un menthe.
07:02Hmm.
07:03En tout cas, c'est mieux que d'être transformée en un llama, non ?
07:07All right, back to you.
07:08Sad me.
07:37It's time for Kuzco's Doodles,
07:39a unique showcase for my awesome artistic talents.
07:42OK, so, here's outer space.
07:44Lots of stars and stuff.
07:45And here comes the Emperor's Express.
07:48Touchdown on the sun in T-5.
07:50Beep. Beep. Beep.
07:53Touchdown.
07:54Weehoo.
07:55Look at me, Captain First Emperor on the sun.
07:58Hmm.
07:59And there was a lovely sun goddess waiting to greet me.
08:01Hello, Kuzco person.
08:03Welcome to my sunny solar kingdom.
08:05Oh, good, you brought sunglasses.
08:13And now it's time for Molina's Doodles.
08:16That's the part of the show where I show Kuzco
08:18what would really happen.
08:20OK, so, here's the outer space and the stars again.
08:23And here comes the Emperor's Express.
08:25Waaah.
08:28The end.
08:31You're sure there's no 40-foot sun goddess lady ?
08:33Yes.
08:36Whoa.
08:38He's really flying to the sun.
08:40Kuzco rules.
08:41Of course he is.
08:42Molina said he was.
08:43She always tells the truth.
08:58Uh, that didn't rule so much.
09:01Nope.
09:02Anyone up for pizza ?
09:04Uh, thanks, Molina.
09:06Glad I wasn't on board.
09:07What ?
09:08You weren't on board ?
09:10Kuzco's still here.
09:12You rule.
09:13Kuzco alive.
09:14Greetings.
09:15Happy to see me, peasant people.
09:17Muah, muah.
09:18Kissy, kissy, kiss, kiss.
09:20What is going on ?
09:22We saw you crash into a billion pieces.
09:25Yeah, how could you be alive ?
09:27Well, you know me.
09:29I was totally all engines, full blast.
09:31But a second before liftoff, uh-oh,
09:33I was attacked by sloths.
09:35That's right, sloths.
09:37You know, those things are fast.
09:39Anyways, I fought them tooth and nail.
09:41Nail and tooth, too.
09:42But they overpowered me, forced me to abandon ship.
09:46So, I picked up my Kuzco Ray,
09:50and I, uh...
09:53Okay, Molina, what really happened ?
09:55Tell you what.
09:56Molina, big hero on campus.
09:59Fearlessly saved Emperor Kuzco from a fiery demise.
10:03Wow, now that's what I call news.
10:06Molina, you are back to being editor.
10:09And I am back to dance class for advanced bossa nova.
10:13Fantabulous story, Molina.
10:15Yeah.
10:16You write the goodest.
10:18And it's all true.
10:20You're right.
10:22Yeah.
10:23You write the goodest.
10:24And it's all true.
10:26Unlike some stories.
10:28Bucky Boy is true !
10:35Bucky Boy discovers atomic nut !
10:46Though I'd like to think graduating from Kuzco Academy
10:48will provide you with boundless opportunity,
10:50the truth is you're likely to end up as llama herders.
10:53So you all need to learn responsibility.
10:55Each of you will be taking care of a kitten,
10:57which means you'll be doing things like brushing it...
11:00Turtle shall come !
11:01...feeding it...
11:02Sardine puss !
11:03...playing with it...
11:04Go fish !
11:05...and even naming it.
11:06I'm gonna name her Little Yzma,
11:07because she reminds me of her when she got turned into a kitty.
11:11That was funny.
11:14The kitty thing.
11:15Kuzco, I'm waiting.
11:16For what, Mr. M ?
11:17For you to try and finagle your way out of another assignment.
11:19Oh, that's okay.
11:20Me no finagle.
11:21Take care of a kitty ?
11:22No problem.
11:27Let's see...
11:28Brush you...
11:29Feed you...
11:30Play with you...
11:31Name you.
11:32Okay, your name is...
11:33Homework.
11:34See you later, Homework.
11:40Hi there.
11:41I know what you're thinking.
11:42How could I put cute little Homework in there ?
11:44Well, think about it.
11:45Me take care of another living thing ?
11:47Believe me.
11:48Homework's much safer now.
11:49Besides, with all that food and stuff,
11:51that place is like a...
11:52like a kitty condo.
11:54Look, the real bad guy here isn't even a guy at all.
11:57She's a...
11:59What is she ?
12:00An Yzma !
12:01To the not-so-secret lab !
12:06Talk about an easy-peasy opportunit-easy.
12:08If Kuzco can't take care of his kitty,
12:10he'll fail, and I become empress.
12:12Now, let's see.
12:13How shall I do it ?
12:15First, I'll sucknap his kitty.
12:17Then, I'll put that kitty on a slow boat to China.
12:20Once the kitty's in China, I can pay you to visit
12:22and stay in a nice hotel
12:24and go souvenir shopping !
12:26Brilliant !
12:31What ? You don't like it ?
12:33Nah, you're right.
12:34Why spend all that money on souvenirs
12:36when I can just give the kitty this ?
12:40Hey, Kuzco.
12:41Where's your kitty ?
12:42Kitty ?
12:43Oh ! Funny story.
12:45You see, after I brushed and fed little Homework,
12:47that's what I named him.
12:48A vicious gang of butterflies ambushed him.
12:50That's right.
12:51I snatched him away like a hawk.
12:53Except they were butterflies.
12:54Big ones.
12:56Guess it's not that funny after all.
12:58Actually, it's quite tragic.
12:59Yeah, right.
13:00You better not have just dumped him somewhere.
13:02Because that's totally irresponsible.
13:04He has food !
13:05Kuzco !
13:06Rock-a-bye kitty, little Yzma.
13:09I'll do all I can to really please ya.
13:12If you get hungry, I will feed ya.
13:15Then you'll be happy, I will be too.
13:19See, Kuzco ?
13:20That's what kitty care is all about.
13:22Kronk's like a mommy.
13:23Mommy Kronk.
13:25If only you were half the mommy he is.
13:29Gee, thanks for the visual.
13:31A good emperor needs to know
13:32not only how to be taken care of,
13:34but also how to take care of others.
13:37Can you see what a stupid thing it is ?
13:38Uh-oh.
13:39Melina has said
13:40I'm not so crazy about Kuzco look.
13:42Me no like you that looky.
13:43And secondly, you better believe
13:44that I'm not so crazy about an emperor
13:46who can't think of anyone but himself.
13:47So I want you to go right back into the school.
13:49She can't be talking about me, can she ?
13:51What if she is ?
13:53Excuse me, Melina.
13:54I've got a kitty to take care of.
13:56I'm back, little homework.
13:58Come to Papa Kuzco.
14:02Nice kitty.
14:25So, homework must have eaten
14:26all the food I left in the locker
14:28because he grew into a big kitty
14:30with big teeth, sharp teeth,
14:33and sharp claws.
14:35So, here's me before I brushed and fed
14:37and played with homework.
14:38And here's me after I brushed and fed
14:40and played with homework.
14:41Ouch.
14:42This definitely wasn't working out.
14:44It's not that hard, Kuzco.
14:45In fact, I like it.
14:46Fulfilling the needs of little Yzma
14:48is a joy for me.
14:49It makes me complete.
14:52When this assignment's over,
14:53it's gonna be a sad day in Krakow.
14:55Enough already.
14:56If I never, ever, never, ever
14:58see another cat again, good.
15:13Hi there.
15:14Sorry to interrupt, again,
15:15but I know what you're thinking.
15:16Again.
15:17How could I say all that
15:18never, ever, never stuff ?
15:20But I didn't know homework was listening.
15:22I'm not that heartless.
15:23That's why I'm gonna go out
15:24and I'm gonna find my kitty.
15:27And also, if I don't find him,
15:28I'll fail class.
15:33Here, kitty, kitty.
15:34No kitty poo.
15:36Uh, Kuzco ?
15:37Where's your kitty ?
15:38Oh.
15:39Uh...
15:45Got it.
15:46You see, he heard the call of nature.
15:48As in litter box time.
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:52In fact, I was just about to take him
15:53for a nice long walk.
15:54Oh, good.
15:55Then you and homework
15:56can walk on over to my place later
15:58and join me and Fluffy
15:59for a kitty play date ?
16:00Date ?
16:01Finally, I've got a date with Melina.
16:04And it's not a date date.
16:06It's a kitty play date.
16:07Gotcha.
16:08It's a date.
16:09Kitty play date.
16:10Yes.
16:11Date.
16:12Kitty play date.
16:13Yes, date.
16:14Just don't forget to bring your kitty.
16:16Right.
16:21Homework !
16:26Homework !
16:29Homework !
16:30Hello !
16:31Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
16:33Where are you ?
16:34Oh, there you are.
16:36Well, wake up, sleepyhead.
16:37Time to go.
16:40Come on, we got a kitty play date.
16:41You, me, and the hottest hottie
16:43in all of hottiedom.
16:44Uh-huh.
16:46Maybe I didn't make myself clear.
16:49Wake up !
16:53You're not homework.
16:57Neither are you.
17:20Ah !
17:22Ah !
17:24Nice kitty, kitty, kitty.
17:29Yikes !
17:32Oh !
17:34Oh, this can't be good.
17:36Ah !
17:44Ah !
17:49Ah !
17:50Ah !
17:51Ah !
17:52Ah !
17:53Okay, I don't ever want to do that again.
17:56Ah !
18:00Ah !
18:02No, no, no, no, no, no !
18:15Homework, it's you !
18:17No touchy, no kissy.
18:20Dear little Yzma,
18:22I made your favorite,
18:23mousy, melty kitty beads.
18:26This is getting weird.
18:29Oh, Kuzco, that's not your kitty,
18:31that's a jaguar.
18:32Hey, what can I tell you ?
18:33Vitamins, exercise,
18:34and a little thing I like to call
18:35Kuzco's tender love and care.
18:37I don't know,
18:38this jaguar thing smells like Yzma.
18:40Actually, it doesn't smell like her at all,
18:42that's just an expression.
18:43Like, I'm sorry.
18:45I'm so hungry I could eat a llama,
18:47but could anyone really eat a whole llama ?
18:49Come on, that thought repels me.
18:52That and the thought that anything but Yzma
18:54smells like Yzma.
18:55Uh, please tell me that your kitty
18:56is not going to eat Fluffy, okay ?
18:58Simmer down, Melina.
18:59Homework's as tame as a pussycat.
19:01Look.
19:09Woo !
19:10That was great, Kuzco,
19:11you should win top prize.
19:12If there was a prize.
19:14But there isn't a prize.
19:16Sorry.
19:17I'm really proud of you, Kuzco.
19:19Let's just hope Mr. M's
19:20going to be proud of you, too.
19:22I've truly learned how to
19:23take care of others.
19:25So, I guess this is goodbye.
19:27I'm going to miss you.
19:29You're the best homework I've ever had.
19:31Excellent acting, Kuzco,
19:32but this isn't theater class.
19:34I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you.
19:36Hm ?
19:37This isn't your kitten,
19:38it's a jaguar.
19:45You were saying, Mr. M ?
19:47Uh...
19:48Okay, you pass.
19:51Oh !
19:52I knew I should have
19:53sent that kitten to China.
19:55This is all your fault.
19:58Uh-oh.
20:03Ouch !
20:05Stay away !
20:06Stop it !
20:10A local teacher announced
20:11that for once there would be
20:12no homework.
20:13In response, the sky god
20:14granted the teacher
20:15three wishes.
20:16Wow !
20:17The teacher wished for
20:18a sporty new haircut,
20:19a shining new llama cart,
20:21and to marry a famous supermodel.
20:23Double wow !
20:25Both teacher and supermodel
20:26are currently living
20:27happily ever after.
20:29That settles it !
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