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Alex Edelman's comedy special released by 800 POUND GORILLA in 2020. | dG1fTW5kWXJ5Z2ZqMUE

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00:00I went to New York University for college, I went to NYU, I paid for my education $191,000.

00:12I'm sorry, for my education I owe $191,000.

00:20And by the way, NYU has no campus. I didn't know that, it was the only school I got into.

00:25And I showed up on the first day and I dropped my stuff off at the dormitory and I was like,

00:29where's the campus?

00:35And the RA giving the tour went, what campus?

00:39And I said, the college's campus.

00:45And I swear to God, this guy, his name was Thrace, I'll never forget this.

00:49Thrace went, Alex, the city is your campus.

01:00And I said, I don't know if you know this, Thrace, but I did a Google

01:04and last year there were 188 murders on campus.

01:11That would be a deal breaker at any other college.

01:16If you were taking a tour of University of Michigan and someone was like,

01:19University of Michigan is pretty great.

01:22We've had two US presidents pass through these halls, we have five different fabulous schools,

01:27we have the big house which seats more than 100,000 rabid football fans.

01:37There is one thing.

01:41Every two days someone gets shot in the face, but that's not a big deal.

01:48It does happen on campus.

01:58$191,000.

02:02And the reason I paid that was because someone was like, you can't get a job without a degree.

02:06And as it turns out, you can't get a job with a degree, but no one told me that.

02:12I studied philosophy.

02:15I studied philosophy and classics.

02:19I thought classics was classic rock.

02:21It's not classic rock.

02:24It's Greek stuff.

02:25You can't get a job with Greek stuff.

02:27You can't walk into an office with a resume and be like, hi, I'm here to apply for the position of Zeus.

02:34Because they'll be like, Zeus is not an entry-level position.

02:36You started Hermes and you've got to work your way up.

02:43You know what I could have bought for $191,000?

02:46For $191,000, I could have bought two lions.

02:51What makes more of an impression in a job interview?

02:57A degree from a liberal arts university in philosophy or two goddamn lions?

03:05You walk in holding them on golden leashes and you sit down for your interview.

03:11And the guy's like, um, what are you looking for in the position?

03:16Oh, we're looking for someone with leadership skills.

03:18I am head of the pride.

03:24What do you bring to this company?

03:26Two lions.

03:28This is Thor and this is Mufasa.

Alex Edelman: Until Now | movie | 2020 | Official Clip

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