00:00I have sworn to make you mine
00:10Vidya, these British people make videos of their nuptial night
00:13And then they watch it till old age
00:16That's why they are so happy
00:18So I was thinking that we should also make a video of our nuptial night
00:22Thank you Bijli Vibhag
00:24Vibhag
00:33Is there anyone in Rishikesh who can apply henna with both hands better than me?
00:35The girl's aunt didn't have hands, so I applied henna on her too
00:38If you don't have hands, then where did you apply henna?
00:41On the shoulders, on the shoulders
00:45What are you doing?
00:46The video of our nuptial night
00:48We will run the city like this all night
00:50That means there will be scratches on the city
00:55It's been stolen! It's been stolen!
00:57Grandpa!
00:58It's been stolen! It's been stolen!
01:01This boy of yours
01:02He's a tharkulla
01:04Rasgulla? Tharkulla?
01:06Two levels above tharak
01:07Tharak, tharki, tharkulla
01:12A very important thing has been stolen
01:14A CD player
01:15And there's a CD in it
01:16Should I have been an inspector for this day?
01:17A ship would have been stolen
01:19I would have been captured in some country
01:20I would have been called, I would have understood
01:21And your
01:25Ha, ha, ha, ha
01:28The law has become wet, sir
01:35You must have seen the thief
01:36Yes
01:37He's been caught!
01:38Call the painter, son
01:39Hey, sir!
01:40There's only one in the entire Rishikesh
01:41Say it quickly, there will be two
01:45Are you having an affair with someone?
01:47Are you going on a date with someone?
01:49Middle class boys like us
01:50Don't go on dates, we go to bhandars
01:51But there's so much crowd there
01:52That if you're late
01:53You have to snatch food from the cow's mouth
01:56And on top of that
01:57They steal slippers
02:02Police!
02:03I don't want it
02:04You don't want it?
02:05I'm not selling vegetables
02:06There's a raid
02:10I've known Vicky for 10 years
02:12He can't attack anyone
02:14I've also known Chin for 50 years
02:16He's attacking
02:18You killed someone for a CD player?
02:21The thief found our CD player
02:22And we don't have a CD on it
02:24Then where's our CD?
02:27If you want that video
02:28Take 2 lakh rupees
02:29And reach Jubilee's F.R
02:31Hello, hey!
02:33I don't lack money
02:36I can borrow money from anyone
02:45I want to marry you
02:47Shut up!
02:48Have you seen your face?
02:49Does it look like a weak crow?
02:50Have you ever seen a pencil so thin?
03:12You know what?
03:17Keep your mouth to yourself
03:20Hey!
03:22Hey!
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