00:00Hm. Why won't this open?
00:05Come on, you dumb bag! I need these noodles!
00:08This is ridiculous!
00:11Whoa. What the heck just happened?
00:14What is it? Are you in danger?
00:15Oh, no, sorry! I was just opening my noodles.
00:17Ah. Okay, then.
00:18Well, back to my noodles, I guess.
00:22Yay! It's food time!
00:24Wait a second. This is definitely missing something.
00:27There's my good jam. I absolutely love this stuff.
00:30This lid is stuck!
00:31Hey, David! I need some help in here from someone strong!
00:35Huh? Someone strong? Well, I guess that's me.
00:39Hey, what's up?
00:39Can you open this jar for me?
00:40Yeah, all right. I can help you with that.
00:43Here. You'll have to hold my weight for me, though.
00:45Oh. Huh. I would've thought it would've been heavier.
00:47Yeah. This lid seems stuck, huh?
00:52Come on, jar! Open up!
00:54Okay, one second. This jar's making me look weak.
00:57AHH! UGH! UGH!
01:00Hey! How's it going over here? You got it open yet?
01:02Huh? Oh, yeah. Well, funny story. I haven't gotten it yet.
01:06Oh, hold on. Looks like I've got a call.
01:07Sorry. I've gotta take this. I'll be right back.
01:12Okay, she's not looking! Run!
01:14All right, I'm safe! You dumb jar! You're making me look bad in front of her!
01:18Wait a second. Duct tape! That's the answer! Haha!
01:21Just gonna put a little bit of tape on the lid like this.
01:22I'll make sure it's nice and secure. And now I pull!
01:25Come on! Yes!
01:26Got it open! I'm a genius!
01:28Oh! He's back! Good! I'm getting hungry!
01:30Hey, sorry about that, but I've got your jam right here.
01:32Let me just finish opening it for you.
01:34Whoa! How the heck did you even do that?
01:36Yeah, it's nothing.
01:39Mm-mm-mm. Just need some milk.
01:41Huh? Oh man. This jug is totally out of milk.
01:44Not even a full glass.
01:46Oh well. It is what it is.
01:47All right, back to my show and my snack of cookies.
01:50Yummy yummy yummy!
01:51Ugh. What the heck? My cookie won't fit in the glass!
01:54There's got to be some way to make it fit!
01:55Oof. I guess I'll just have to dribble milk onto my snack then.
01:58Oh! My cookie! Great.
02:01Oh, there it is. Phew.
02:03Ow! Ouch. I totally banged my head so hard.
02:05Can't believe I just did that. And I'm definitely not eating this cookie now.
02:08Hm? Wait a second. I've got the cookie tray, the empty spots, the glass…
02:13Huh. Could it really be this simple?
02:14Let's see. I'll just pour my milk into the empty cookie tray spots.
02:17I hope it doesn't leak!
02:18Looks like it's holding up! I'm a total genius!
02:20Now I can easily dip my cookies into the milk!
02:21I finally get to eat my delicious snack!
02:24Mm!
02:25Huh? Wait a second. This tastes awful!
02:27Is it the milk? Let me check the expiration date.
02:30Okay, okay. Today is…
02:32Owww.
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