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Ralph Barbosa Brutal Jokes in Chicago - Gen Z Era of Stand up comedy

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00:00It's good to be here in Chicago

00:06Like Chicago man, y'all don't play about your money

00:11There was a homeless dude on the corner playing the saxophone he had the little box for the tips I was dancing to the saxophone

00:19But I never tip

00:22He stopped playing he was like you ain't gonna tip you ain't gonna dance

00:30Thanks, it's tough

00:34It's been cool man Chicago put me in a good mood I was in a bad mood when I came

00:38The other day back home. I got pulled over

00:42And I wasn't moving though, so I didn't think it was that fair. I was just I was parked I

00:48Was parked in a parking lot and then this cop just pulled in behind me and lit me up

00:53But honestly, I was like damn. He's good

00:55Because I was just about to start speeding

01:04He's two steps ahead of me he's gonna make detective I

01:14Felt like he was messing with me a little bit cuz I'm just sitting there in the parking lot right and you know

01:19He rolls up on me knocks on my window

01:21He's like hey, you've been in this parking lot for quite a while, and it's starting to look suspicious. Why are you just parked here I?

01:28Said sir. This is gonna sound a little crazy, but the dude who invented parking lots. This is what he wanted us to do with them

01:44He didn't really like that little joke I

01:47I

01:50Was like I'm doing what I'm supposed to tell you you should get in your car and try it out, man

01:56Yeah, he didn't really like that little joke like I don't think he was racist at all

02:00But as I said that joke I could see any love he had for Latins just depleting in his eyes

02:08He started asking me if I was high I

02:11Don't like to smoke weed and go out in public so when cops ask me things like that. I don't even get nervous

02:16You know

02:17But this time I was pretty high

02:22To give you an idea of how high I was

02:25Like I couldn't even focus on the officer talking to me because there was some lady in the parking lot

02:30Walking around screaming out for somebody named Rocco

02:34She was like Rocco

02:36Rocco

02:37Rocco to the point where like I don't know what the cop was talking about. I was just like what's going on with Rocco

02:47Why is he not answering

02:52Am I Rocco

03:01He was like hey pay attention

03:02He was asking me if I was on drugs or if I had drugs

03:06But I don't know like the way he asked me made me feel like

03:11Maybe he's looking to party

03:17I

03:21Only say that because cops have an official way of asking things like cop lingo

03:25They're like hey, are you under the influence of any drugs?

03:28Do you have any substances on you things like that?

03:30but he didn't ask like that what he did is he's right here at my window, right and

03:35Then he and then he hits one of these he goes

03:43And then he licked his lips

03:47He hit a mint a mean-ass P. Diddy's

03:55He goes you do cocaine

04:01Like I've never tried it, but if you have some I'll try it once

04:09He was asking me for my ID

04:11But look the whole reason I was in this parking lot

04:13Is I borrowed my cousin's car to go to the store and when I got there I realized I forgot my wallet

04:19So then I just you know sat in the car killed 20 minutes on Instagram before driving home

04:24The whole reason that this cop approached my car was because after he had seen it parked there for a while

04:28He ran the tags and when it came up under my cousin's name. It showed that my cousin has a warrant out for his arrest

04:36Like I said, I don't have my ID man, and you don't know how hard it is

04:40For a Hispanic dude in a 99 Impala

04:45To convince a cop his name is not Carlos

04:56I was like sir. I'm not this thug you think I am I'll showing them my emails from banana Republic

05:06If I was Carlos you think I have banana points come on

05:10I

05:14Was like I'm not Carlos, I'm Rocco, maybe I don't know anymore

05:24Yeah, I don't even I don't even smoke weed that often man

05:28Not anymore at least sometimes

05:29I'll upload videos of my stand-up on YouTube and people will be like this guy's so baked. I'm not

05:37This is just my face I

05:40Do think that because I smoke so much during puberty my face got stuck like this

05:47You know how they tell you face gonna get stuck like they

05:51Keep making it I

05:54Don't smoke that often anymore. I used to I I really do believe that smoking weed as a teenager saved my life, though

06:02I honestly do because I was a troublesome little angry kid. I used to fight for dumb reasons somebody will be like hey, man

06:08I was with your girl last night, and I'll take it. I'll be like what'd you say about my girl?

06:14But weed mellowed me out instantly with the first hit I remember smoking and just being like

06:24Man you can have my girl bro, no problem

06:26Man you can have my girl bro, no problem. I'm like let me introduce you I like her so I know you'll love her

06:43Yeah, I'm a little meow man

06:45Yeah, I don't know man. I started smoking as a teenager

06:47Which was cool. I grew up with like the exact same group of friends my whole life

06:52The same friends growing up like a little group of six of us

06:54We're still tight to this day like brothers, but I always remember right around the time

06:58I started smoking my friends started coming out the closet

07:03Yeah, it's like I said. It's a group of six of us. It started with one. He broke the ice

07:07He let us know that he's bisexual

07:09At that same day at that same time another two of my friends came out and told her that they were gay

07:15So the remaining three of us just kind of looked at each other

07:22Like trying to figure out who's next

07:27I'm not gonna lie in my head. I was like damn. What if it's me?

07:35It's just mad confusing you know how confusing it is to be this 15 year old kid

07:40Thinking you're going up in the streets with the thugs, and it turns out nah

07:44You're just a dude from a predominantly gay neighborhood is all

07:51It threw me off so bad man, you know I mean, I'm 15 half my friends are coming out the closet

07:57It's confusing. I had to have a heart-to-heart with my buddy. I was like Paco

08:02You and me been hanging out every day together since we were seven

08:07Do you think I'm gay too?

08:13He's like man, I'll put it to you like this man. We're in school, so he points at my classmates

08:18He's like you see Jessica and Emily over there

08:21If if you could have sex with one

08:25Who would you have sex with I?

08:27Said either one

08:29It's okay

08:31What about John and Jessica I?

08:39Said Jessica, but I know you're going with this I should fuck John to really figure things out

08:48He's like do whatever you want man

08:52So I'm straight now and I'll care

08:56But yeah, I don't know good times as teenagers

08:59You know I started smoking my friends were coming out the closet. We were all just putting things in our mouth that we like

09:07Learning about ourselves

09:12It's cool, man. I miss I miss where I grew up. I like that area

09:16I grew up like right in between a really bad neighborhood and a really nice one

09:20So like I've always understood all the hood lingo, but sometimes I'll hear it and like I still don't catch on quite

09:26You know it throws me off. I guess because of where I'm at in the area like the other day

09:30My neighbor was catching up with me. He's like Ralph. I know you've been hitting some fat licks off these comedy shows homie

09:36Break bread with your kinfolk babies. You know me you we go way back like four flats on a Cadillac cuz I

09:44Was like man, I don't like when you talk like that Kyle

09:50I

09:57Could tell I grew up on the batter side of the area just based off of the

10:00Relationship advice the older dudes used to give me like this older neighbor named Roger. I was just venting one day

10:06I was like yeah, I don't think it's gonna work out with this girl, man

10:08He's like you got to do what I do

10:10Well now I'm having problems with my girl

10:12I look right in the face and I say look baby

10:15You can do what you do in those streets, but at the end of the day the streets don't love you like I do

10:21I was like, I don't think we're having the same type of

10:26Relationship problems they're

10:29Like yeah, I get jealous sometimes but you Roger I think your girlfriend is a prostitute

10:42I

10:43Can tell I could tell that I was on the batter side just because of the gas stations man

10:47If I'm ever in an area and I'm not sure what kind of area it is I walk into a gas station

10:52That's how I calculate the statistics. You know, I mean if I go into a gas station and

10:57That store has more hot chips than regular chips. I

11:02Know my chances of getting shot have gone up 60%

11:13But my chances of getting some good weed has gone up 120%

11:18I

11:20Had a job at a McDonald's when I was 16 and like I used to get kind of depressed as a teenager

11:26I got admit I even had a little bit of like that self-hatred, but McDonald's saved my life

11:32After two weeks of working there. I was like nah, I don't hate myself this much

11:39I'm out deserve better

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