00:00Total nightmare file.
00:03So the investigation is open, we've sent agents to your office,
00:06and for the time being, we're going to send you home with Autobot protection.
00:09Who do I need to speak to to get you guys to understand that I can help?
00:13That I can contribute?
00:14Hey, we can all help.
00:15Want to tell you what I know?
00:16I can tell you about the solar system, all the fun planets to hang out in.
00:18Get off my desk, please.
00:19Oh, you pulling out guns?
00:20I can't help it either.
00:21She's angry.
00:22Oh, my God.
00:23What do you envision for me?
00:24I go home now, I go back to work, I make copies?
00:26I mean...
00:27This is a unit for veteran intelligence officers and special forces,
00:31not for boys who want to own special cars.
00:33That's a bit harsh, isn't it, ma'am?
00:35Don't call me ma'am, I'm not a ma'am.
00:37Well, you're a woman, aren't you?
00:41Are those yours?
00:42Yeah, CIA.
00:44I only ask because I also have a medal from the president.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Great, so it's not that complicated, right?
00:50No one gets to work with the Autobots unless I approve it.
00:53You're breaking my chain of command.
00:56Come on, let's go.
00:57You've done what you came for.
00:59With all due respect, young man, I appreciate what you did,
01:02but you're not a soldier.
01:03You're a messenger.
01:04You've always been a messenger.
01:06He's a hero.
01:14B, you take the freight elevator.
01:15I'll see you up there.
01:21That is close.
01:22That lady officially kicked us out.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Witness protection program sucks.
01:27Yeah, but we're a whole lot safer with Big Yellow and his cannons.
01:30Because that dog can't protect crap.
01:33B.
01:40You miss hanging out?
01:43Yeah, me too.
01:49That woman, she called me a messenger.
01:51You believe that?
01:52After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.
01:54Oh, I believe it.
01:55I tell you, Sammy, we feel the same way.
01:57The disrespect on this rock is criminal.
02:00We should do something about it.
02:03B.
02:05I need to know why they're killing humans.
02:07I say we call in the expert.
02:09My next guest is a former American intelligence operative
02:12who has dared to speak out
02:14regarding our alleged military alliance
02:16with what many describe as a group of extraterrestrial mercenaries.
02:21He is the author of the best-selling book
02:24Code Name Hero,
02:26former Special Agent Seymour Simmons.
02:28Bill, big fan.
02:29Great to be here.
02:31Agent Simmons, you would have us believe
02:33that it is in our best interest
02:35to formally take sides in this so-called alien civil war?
02:38Well, the other side wanted to spank us for breakfast,
02:41so I wouldn't exactly call it a toss-up.
02:43These Decepticons are lethal.
02:45But polls show half the world would feel safer
02:48with the Autobots completely gone.
02:50Get them out of here.
02:51We don't need them here.
02:53I feel safer when I sleep with a hand grenade.
02:55Doesn't mean I'm always right.
02:56Now, Agent, here's the fact that we have obtained documents
02:59that show you were fired by the Intelligence Committee.
03:02Chas, give me an interview.
03:04Downsize, Bill. Budget cuts.
03:06Chas, out.
03:07Severe delusional tendency.
03:10This is ambush journalism.
03:11You want the truth about the alien alliance?
03:13Buy my book.
03:14Buy my book before it's too late, people.
03:17You want a piece of me, Bill?
03:18You want to get naked? I'm ready.
03:19Interview is over.
03:20You sound like a pinhead, Agent,
03:22and I got a suggestion for you.
03:23It's over, understand?
03:24Damage control.
03:25You have obviously upset Mr. Simmons.
03:27You have 23 seconds to leave the property.
03:30I have called the police.
03:31You are peasant people throwing rocks at a giant.
03:34What's up next? What do we got?
03:35Book signing midtown noon.
03:37Then we pitch a reality show to the Discovery Channel.
03:39Oh, and I had this, um, Vicky,
03:41who keeps calling me five times today.
03:43Kid, what do you want?
03:44I called you because the Decepticons are back,
03:46and I want to know why, and I need your help.
03:48They're back?
03:50Well, that's good for business.
03:51What if I told you I know a 50-year-old alien secret
03:54that nobody ever told you?
03:55Do not tempt my addiction.
03:58I have gone through withdrawal, kid.
04:00Dutch, is this line secure?
04:03No.
04:05Don't take the risk.
04:07I'm rich. Why should I?
04:09Do not relapse.
04:11I won't.
04:12Do not let the demons win.
04:14Got it.
04:16What kind of secret?
04:19Apollo, moon, aliens, cover-up,
04:22future tech, assassinations, that kind of stuff.
04:25Oh, Apollo.
04:28Dutch!
04:36Tell Megatron, let's tangle.
04:46So majestic and peaceful, this planet.
04:50Unlike the final days of Cybertron.
04:53I've wondered what might have been
04:56if you had fought the final battle instead of me.
05:00Never mourn the past, young warrior.
05:03Thanks to you, our race survives.
05:09You were our leader, Sentinel.
05:12It is your right to lead us again.
05:15In a world I do not know,
05:18I am no longer your teacher, Optimus.
05:21You are mine.
