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00:00What are you doing here, damn it! And where is the book that you stole from my family?

00:10Calm down, darling. And she sells you tickets?

00:14She's one of the good guys. She saved us from Fischer.

00:17Well, not all of us.

00:19Okay, so good. First, it's my book. For 30 years already.

00:24Second, I'm on your property to save a tiny little thing that I call Earth.

00:29Do you know what I've been doing for the last 30 years?

00:32I've been getting rid of your shit.

00:34Otherwise, something big would have been destroyed that everyone calls Earth.

00:38And what have you achieved in all these years?

00:41Your stump is wearing a chainsaw as jewelry. Congratulations.

00:46That's not as easy as it looks.

00:48Give me another one with a working chainsaw arm.

00:51That has to stop. You have the Necronomicon.

00:54And you had to give it to me. So where is it?

00:56Don't give a shit. But I'll tell you something. Soon it will be six feet under the ground.

01:00Oh, you want to bury it?

01:01You can count on it. I found out about it on a drug trip.

01:05Does that mean your whole plan to save the world is based on the smoking of a bong?

01:08No, I didn't smoke the drugs, darling. I drank them.

01:11That's how I got a backstage pass to reality.

01:15I buried it in the basement. Then I can finally say to the bad guy,

01:17Hey, bad guy, you can fuck me in the ass.

01:19What a wonderful picture.

01:21But unfortunately it doesn't work if you just bury the book.

01:24But my vision said so.

01:26Then your vision is stupid.

01:28Yeah, you're right. It's kind of stupid.

01:30Almost as stupid as your stupid face.

01:36Do you have anything else to say?

01:38I'll tell you a lot of stupid things.

01:43That was nothing.

01:45Okay, okay, kids, stop it.

01:47Now let's all take a deep breath, okay?

01:50Listen up.

01:52If this book of the dead is buried, like it used to be,

01:54some idiot can just dig it up and make it immortal.

01:58To make the Necronomicon forever harmless,

02:00you have to take it apart, destroy it.

02:03That's impossible. I tried.

02:05What, with a toy gun and a baby chainsaw?

02:08Just don't talk so badly about Moe and Larry here.

02:11They've done me good deeds over the years.

02:13Sure. You can kill the body that's possessed by the evil,

02:16but the spirit comes back again and again, doesn't it?

02:20Could be.

02:22Yes, the book and the evil that surrounds it.

02:24You don't draw from it in compassion.

02:26You have to use this.

02:29A Kandarian German.

02:31I know what that is.

02:33Yes, so show me the book.

02:35And we'll finally put an end to this.

02:37I want to talk to my people.

02:42Well, what do you think?

02:44Okay, well, she saved our lives.

02:47And I think she smells good.

02:49But I haven't showered in a long time,

02:51so I might not be able to judge.

02:53I don't know.

02:54When I've learned something from you, Ash,

02:56it's that something that's too good to be true

02:58usually doesn't work.

03:00And besides, she doesn't smell that good.

03:02Man, it's really hard to make decisions.

03:04Let's see it in a positive light.

03:06We're in deep shit.

03:08Where can you go?

03:09Up the mountain.

03:10Yeah, and back in the shit.

03:12Head first.

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