00:00While all of London slept, the horrid Cat Mummy was busy ransacking an apartment.
00:07Ooh, I am Cat Mummy. I'm tearing open cupboards. I'm cracking open safes. I'm digging through the freezer. Crash, bang, door.
00:15Until the plucky hero of our story, Ricky Gervais, comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, singer, philanthropist, and obviously highly skilled puppeteer, got out of bed and confronted the mummy.
00:29Can I help you? Do you mind not going through all my stuff? Cheers. And whoosh! Bob's your uncle. Mummy was gone.
00:35Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Well, because I live here.
00:40That was amazing. I love puppets.
00:42I do too, Scooby-Doo. And so does my lovely Cat Ollie. Look at my beautiful Cat Ollie. She can't get enough. Can you, girl?
00:51Well, I have to say, getting our own private puppet show from comedy legend Ricky Gervais is certainly something, but what does it mean?
00:59Yeah, like, dude, was it supposed to be funny? I don't think it was funny.
01:03Cheers, Shaggy. Yeah, but it wasn't meant to be funny, okay? It's a cry for help.
01:08Most comedy is, Mr. Gervais.
01:10Yeah, no, okay, listen, maybe I wasn't clear. You lovely, kooky, but slightly dense teenagers, I asked you here because I need your help.
01:20There was a mummy in my apartment tearing up the place. An actual mummy.
01:25Oh, why didn't you say so?
01:27I did say so.
01:28Then why the puppet show?
01:30What's life without a little art?
01:33What's with all the moaning?
01:34Hey, dude, it wasn't us!
01:41No!
01:46Heads up!
01:48Basketball legend Chris Paul.
01:50Throw me some heat, Shaggy man.
01:51What's up, CP?
01:56I'm so glad you're going to caddy for me, because I gotta bring my A game in this tournament.
02:01No way. That was before I heard about some kooky swamp monster.
02:04No, no, no. Ain't no backing out now. I saved your life once, remember? I need you, Shaggy.
02:11Like right. Copy that.
02:13Well, you called the right mystery solvers, Mr. Paul.
02:16We'll find the truth behind your swamp monster.
02:18It's what we do.
02:35Whoa!
02:41So, this is the school. It means a lot to me.
02:44So, Mr. Paul, this art school is funded by the golf tournament?
02:47Yeah, and if it doesn't happen, the school will be forced to close. And that can't happen.
02:53Better get used to it not being here, Mr. Paul.
02:56With half the golfers missing or having quit because of that horrible swamp monster, we might as well pack up and go home now.
03:02Boy, she's a negative, Nellie.
03:04You know it, Fred. But listen here. She is not why I'm doing this.
03:08We are.
03:09It's kind of my thing to promote healthy activities for kids.
03:11Am I like teaching them basketball?
03:13Nope.
03:14By golfing?
03:15Nope. Bowling.
03:17Let me get this right. Basketball legend and assist team Chris Paul...
03:21Is playing in a golf tournament...
03:23To save an art school...
03:24So he can teach them bowling?
03:26Now you're getting it. I invented these outdoor bowling lanes so everyone can enjoy bowling and be outside at the same time.
03:33Is it bowling time, Mr. Paul?
03:35Oh yeah, she knows.
03:37Thanks, CP.
03:38It's always bowling time.
03:50Help! Under here!
03:57Hold the phone. It's...
03:59Famous writer, actor, comedian Wanda Sykes.
04:02Wanda?
04:03Scooby-Doo?
04:04What the heck are you doing here, you big beautiful mutt?
04:07Getting my Scooby Snacks.
04:09Wow, Scooby. You know Wanda Sykes?
04:11Uh-huh.
04:12We met at a dog show where I was judging a dog competition.
04:27I'm a pointer. Over there. Over there. Over there.
04:34I'm a bulldog.
04:47I'm a hot dog.
04:50I just had to give him the first place ribbon.
04:53Never been invited back, but oh well.
04:55He was so beautiful because he was totally himself.
04:59Perfectly at home with who he was.
05:01And I knew I had to adopt him right then and there.
05:04But I could never be Shaggy.
05:06Like Scoob, you turned down being adopted by Wanda Sykes for me?
05:10That's the coolest, most awesomest thing anyone's ever done for me.
05:15You're my Shaggy Shaggy.
05:17Oh.
05:22Like, it's cool, dude.
05:23Totally, dude.
05:24No, Biggie.
05:25Not a problem.
05:26It isn't that adorable. Now I get it.
05:29Oh, no. Mr. Peebles.
05:31Who?
05:32There was this crazy monster. It just showed up out of nowhere and took Mr. Peebles.
05:36Monster? Now you're talking our language.
05:39Come on, gang. Let's investigate.
05:42Don't worry. Debunking hauntings and mysteries is our thing.
05:45Us, too. We love debunking a good mystery.
05:48Hold the phone. It's world-renowned magicians and entertainers Penn and Teller.
05:52Jinkies. What a great honor to meet you guys.
05:55Penn and Teller. You know, I'm something of an amateur magician myself.
06:00Can I show you a trick?
06:01No.
06:02Great. Pick a card. Any card.
06:05Don't worry. I'll pick it for you.
06:08Abracadabra, alakazam, kazoomba-roomba.
06:13Is this your card?
06:15It's the one stuck to your wrist.
06:18You just palmed it wrong.
06:32Sorry, Teller.
06:33Turning the mustache of an angry amateur magician-slash-demolition boss into a butterfly?
06:38I've seen it a million times.
06:40I've seen it a million times.
06:43What did you do?
06:44Relax. Teller didn't vanish your mustache.
06:47It's flesh-colored tape.
06:53I hope the ghost of Mads Martin destroys you all.
06:55Especially you, Penn and Teller, for exposing how magicians do their tricks.
06:59You and your crimes against magic.
07:02The only crime against magic around here, buddy, is that mustache.
07:11Boy, the old Savannah Hotel.
07:15This is the place that made me want to play Vegas.
07:18It's got such history, such panache.
07:22Such dust.
07:24Quiet, everybody. It's our host, reclusive billionaire Hugo Hauser.
07:29Welcome to the gracious Savannah Hotel for our last night on Earth.
07:35Would the contestants please join me in the ballroom?
