00:31Hello?
00:33Harold just counted brush strokes
00:37Alright, who just said Harold just counted brush strokes?
00:41Dave, I'm beiing fallowed
00:42How are you being followed? You're not moving
00:43It's my woman's voice
00:44She's narrating
00:45Ew
00:46Harold couldn't concentrate on his work
00:49I can't think while you're talking
00:50You have a voice speaking to you
00:52About me, accurately and with a better vocabulary
00:54Harold found himself
00:56Exasperated
00:57SHUT UP!
00:58Cursing the heavens in futility
01:00No I'm not, I'm cursing you, you stupid boy
01:02So shut up and leave me alone
01:06So you're the young gentleman who called me about the narrator
01:09The thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy
01:13Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
01:15I'm an IRS agent
01:17Get bent, tax man!
01:19Everyone hates me
01:23Well that sounds like a comedy
01:25Have you written anything new today?
01:27I figured out how to kill Harold Crick
01:30Little did he know that events have been set in motion that would lead to his imminent death
01:36What?
01:37Why?
01:38Hello?
01:39Come on!
01:41Oh, goodie
01:42This woman, Karen Eiffel, one of my favorite authors
01:45That's her, that's the voice, she's the narrator
01:52Karen Eiffel, my name is Harold Crick, I believe you're writing a story about me?
01:55Is this a joke?
01:58You have to understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life
02:01I want to live
02:03I need to speak to Karen Eiffel, I'm one of her characters
02:06I'm sorry?
02:07I'm in her new book, and she's going to kill me
02:12How exciting is that?
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