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00:00So how are you guys?
00:02Today I am going to talk about an industry
00:04An industry which doesn't know
00:06what the hell is physics
00:08I am going to talk about
00:10Tollywood
00:12which is South Indian
00:14Cinematography Industry
00:16Industry
00:28Now every South Indian hero
00:30is sent to Hogwarts
00:32at the age of 3
00:34where they get
00:36the knowledge of
00:38Jantar Mantar, Jajantram Mantar
00:40Because creating a monster
00:42from your feet
00:44Leave that!
00:46Today we are going to see
00:48something that will give you a headache
00:50So come on guys
00:54Let's start without any bullshit
00:56Okay
01:12This horse had eaten
01:14Chaman Chutiya Churan before this scene
01:16Because of which he got
01:18magical powers like Baalveer
01:20If you see any human or animal
01:22drifting like this
01:24then understand
01:26He has eaten Chaman Chutiya Churan
01:28which is very
01:30harmful for health
01:32It has a side effect that
01:34sometimes one dick gets bigger than the other
01:36Like these two
01:46Now I have an explanation for this too
01:48This is a ninja technique
01:50which is taught in a secret temple of Shimla
01:52To get this you have to
01:54stand on your little finger
01:56and spin like a Beyblade for 4 weeks
01:58And if the hero hits
02:00then it's fine
02:02But what are these guys doing?
02:04Everyone is standing like
02:06they will get Halwa
02:12And these oldies are laughing
02:14like they are watching a cat
02:16dancing in the middle of a neem tree
02:22Catch it
02:38And this was the world's first chicken
02:40which flew in the air
02:52This person
02:54has gone too far
02:56He shot a chicken
02:58in the air
03:04If he doesn't have talent
03:06then what else can he do?
03:08But the fight was between these two
03:10What did the chicken do
03:12that he was shot in the nipple?
03:14In this world, no matter which party wins
03:16the chicken always loses
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03:50A few years ago
03:52my favorite Jindal Idol
03:54Shri Aijaz Khan Ji
03:56had said some sweet words about life
03:58If I throw a stick from here
04:00then your whole family will die
04:02I didn't understand what he meant
04:04but after seeing this
04:06If I throw a stick from here
04:08then your whole family will die
04:10I am starting to understand
04:20I am starting to understand
04:26I don't understand
04:28is he escaping from the bullets
04:30or are the bullets getting away from him
04:32this is how it is there
04:34Here kids dodge ball
04:36and there kids dodge the bullet
04:38and every Sunday you have to stop the bullet from your hand
04:40and if you don't stop
04:42then you are uninvolved
04:44and your whole life
04:46you have to bite a coconut
04:50He's not shocked at all
05:15A South Indian Cinematography movie doesn't end
05:19till the villain's asses don't come out of his mouth
05:22After seeing such a stupid scene, I'll have to listen to Asharam Bapu's discourses
05:26so that I can come back to this earth
05:41Believe it or not, this heart will touch this girl's body
05:45and this drunkard is spraying and painting on her
05:49Heart customization is going on
05:52He doesn't have any faith, he'll go ahead and make a show
05:55Pimp My Heart
06:05My name is Pramod and I do heart touching work
06:08A lot of people come to me and ask me to change the color of their heart
06:11I change it, I have a lot of varieties
06:13Red, green, yellow, blue, silver, bangles, bangles
06:16My name is Wanda and I'm here to get my husband Mangesh's name written on my heart
06:23I also write on my heart
06:24A lot of government officials come to me and ask me to write Rupa Madharchod on my heart
06:28I write it
06:29And nowadays this tough guy is going on in the youngsters
06:32You just come to me with your heart and watch the magic
06:42This is the same
06:43May the darkness prevail
06:45This is a horrendous makeup
06:46It feels like he has been thrown in a well filled with wires for two weeks
06:49And he has been sprayed with a cycle chain on his face
06:52He must have been slapped on Holi
06:55No, I swear it feels like a goon has thrown him out of the house
07:16I was ready for the end of the world, not for this
07:19This is the first time I'm seeing such a change of heart
07:22And they say that Diwali should be celebrated from the heart
07:24These assholes are celebrating Diwali in their hearts
07:27Tell me, the colorful lights are shining
07:39Is he a doctor or a master?
07:41What is this?
07:42Is he a doctor or a master?
07:44What is this?
07:45He is making a sweater for his grandson
07:47And he is cutting his nose with his teeth
07:49Yes, they have shown the reality
07:51Doctors cut their noses like this only
07:53And those tools are utensils
07:56In which they make noodles
07:58At least this hero is dead
08:12I will take you with me
08:20Will you just tear the curtains of your ears?
08:23Look, a boy's fart can be 4 or 64
08:26A boy is a boy
08:28That girl made one sound
08:30Will this creature come back to life?
08:32Can you see how powerful a woman's voice is?
08:35What is this?
08:40Enough, I'm getting ticklish
08:43Do you know?
08:44I'm also very inspired by the South Indian Cinematography Industry
08:48So I will also have to do this crap at least once
09:05The Last Journey
09:25Hey
09:28I will kill you
09:35If you had said it with love, maybe I would have given it to you.
10:05If you had said it with love, maybe I would have given it to you.
10:25Huh! I knew it!
10:29We will explode!
10:35Hmm!
10:43Let's shout out Annahiya.
10:46I'm in a big trouble.
10:49Karana and Thakur are facing off.
10:56Well! That's all for today.
10:58If enjoyed this video, then hit that LIKE!
11:01Let's aim for 3.5 lac LIKES for this video.
11:05Do it.
11:06Do it! Do it!
11:07And if you guys are new, then subscribe.
11:09That red button,
11:11throw a banana on it and hit it, or...
11:14I don't know, you should just click on it.
11:16Now, I'm also going to that...
11:17In our sector, there's a meet-up for Bal Kishan.
11:21So, I'll go there.
11:23Namaste.
11:23Mohit!
11:24A letter from Rajinikanth's manager!
11:26What does it say?
11:27Brother of physics, what's your identity?
11:30Take off your underwear and hit your ass.
11:32Yours truly, South Indian God.
11:35That's right, man.
11:50You know what I said?
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