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00:00What kind of force is this?
00:02Eat your food quietly.
00:03I am not eating.
00:04I am telling you to live like two sisters.
00:05You are the elder sister.
00:06I won't live.
00:07She will do all the work for you.
00:09I will get you married right now.
00:11The priest had said that I won't eat anything for 7 days.
00:13I have to observe a fast.
00:14And if I observe a fast properly, I will get married again.
00:21What do you mean you will get married again?
00:23If everything goes as per the priest's instructions, everything will be fine.
00:27I will go to the priest.
00:31The priest is very strict.
00:33If you observe a fast, he will get you married again.
00:35He is getting me married as well.
00:36I have to observe a fast for 7 days.
00:38And I don't want to eat or drink anything.
00:41I don't want to eat anything.
00:43Okay, I will meet you at the office.
00:45Yes, I will meet you at the office.
00:47Okay.
00:50Eat your food.
00:52I am not eating.
00:53Why?
00:54I am not hungry.
00:55What happened to your hunger?
00:56My stomach is upset.
00:58I don't want to eat.
00:59I am not eating today.
01:01Eat a little.
01:02No, I am not eating.
01:03You will have to eat a little.
01:05No, I don't want to eat.
01:06I will eat at the office.
01:07Pack this for me as well.
01:09And pack my lunch for me as well.
01:11I will eat at the office.
01:12I don't want to eat at all.
01:15You didn't eat anything last night as well.
01:17My stomach is upset.
01:18I don't want to eat.
01:19I won't eat here.
01:20Are you not hungry today?
01:21No, not at all.
01:22Eat a little.
01:23Is there a need to force me to eat?
01:25I don't want to eat.
01:27I don't want to eat.
01:28Why are you forcing me to eat?
01:31I don't want to eat.
01:32My stomach is upset.
01:33I will go out and drink my soda.
01:35I will make soda for you.
01:37I can't make it at home.
01:38I can't make lemon soda at home.
01:41I will make it for you.
01:43Or should I make your favorite lemon soda?
01:47I don't want to eat at home.
01:49I am not eating.
01:50Why are you forcing me to eat?
01:52I will eat outside.
01:53Pack my lunch for me.
01:54I will eat at the office.
01:55Please.
01:56Don't irritate me.
01:57I don't want to eat.
01:58I am not irritating you.
01:59I am saying this for your own good.
02:00Don't think about my good.
02:02I am not hungry.
02:03I will eat when I am hungry.
02:04Please leave.
02:07Listen.
02:09Is it possible to get married twice if you fast?
02:12If you fast with a pure heart,
02:14you will get what God wants.
02:16If you fast,
02:17you will get married twice.
02:18What's the big deal?
02:19I see.
02:21Is that so?
02:22Yes.
02:23Really?
02:24Yes.
02:25I see.
02:26That's why you are planning.
02:28Finished.
02:31Bye bye.
02:32Tata.
02:33Goodbye.
02:34Gone.
02:35What do you mean?
02:36What do I mean?
02:37Don't you know what I mean?
02:38What?
02:39What do you mean?
02:40What are you trying to say?
02:41That's why you are planning
02:43to fast and eat.
02:45I heard everything.
02:46What did you hear?
02:48You were talking on the phone.
02:49I was doing that because
02:51there is a priest.
02:53I see.
02:54I wanted to know
02:55if he is telling the truth
02:56or he is lying.
02:57I see.
02:58He said one or two things
02:59that are true.
03:00For example,
03:01he said that
03:02your wife has two big breasts
03:03and she is angry.
03:10I see.
03:11Yes.
03:12He said that
03:13your wife has two big breasts
03:14and she is angry.
03:15Do all women have big breasts?
03:16Yes,
03:17she has big breasts.
03:18Then
03:19I told her about you.
03:20So,
03:21all the things
03:22were true.
03:23I see.
03:24Yes.
03:25Then I thought
03:26that if I trust the priest
03:27and see
03:28if he is telling the truth
03:29or he is lying.
03:30I am doing this
03:31to test him.
03:32I don't have
03:33any desire
03:34for these things.
03:39You are a great man.
03:40I don't have
03:41any desire
03:42for these things.
03:43You know it very well.
03:44I just want to see
03:45if the priest's prediction
03:46is true or not.
03:47That's it.
03:48Nothing else.
03:49I see.
03:50Should I make you understand?
03:51What?
03:52Should I make you understand?
03:53What should I make you understand?
03:54Should I make you understand?
03:55Why?
03:56Tell him
03:57that I want to
03:58get my work done
03:59under the pretext
04:00of the priest.
04:01She understood.
04:02Under the pretext
04:03of the priest,
04:04what will I want
04:05to get my work done?
04:06I am doing this
04:07to see if
04:08the priest's prediction
04:09is true or not.
04:10If it is true,
04:11then it is good.
04:12If it is not,
04:13then it is bad.
04:14You never
04:15believed in anyone.
04:16How did you start
04:17believing in the priest?
04:18I am testing him
04:19to see if his prediction
04:20is true or not.
04:21He told me to leave him.
04:22I see.
04:23He told you to leave him.
04:24That's what the priest said.
04:25I see.
04:26Then what do you think?
04:27I did not have
04:28such thoughts.
04:29Then what do you think?
04:30I did not have such thoughts.
04:31Tell me.
04:32What do you think?
04:33I don't think so.
04:34He is sitting in front of you
04:35and telling you to leave him.
04:36And you are listening
04:37to him calmly
04:38and believing
04:39what he is saying.
04:40You are not eating the food.
04:41Eating or not eating
04:42is not the cause
04:43of anything.
04:44I am just testing the priest.
04:45And it is a good thing
04:46that if I don't eat for a few days,
04:47my stomach will feel relaxed.
04:48Then why are you eating?
04:49Why are you fasting?
04:50I am doing this to improve my digestion, I am not doing this for myself, I am doing this to test Panditji
04:59But I am saying this, Panditji had said a few things
05:02You are eating so decently, you are not that decent
05:05No, I am decent, you know that
05:08I am decent, don't talk nonsense, eat your food
05:11I am not eating
05:12Eat your food quietly
05:14What is this force?
05:16Eat your food quietly
05:17I am not eating
05:19How can a person eat at gunpoint?
05:23How else will he eat?
05:25Don't misbehave, I am not eating, it's my wish
05:27You are doing this because of Panditji's second marriage
05:30Aren't you ashamed?
05:32I am testing, I am not doing this for myself
05:35It's not your wish, it's all your wish
05:38It's not my wish
05:39It's all your wish, that's why you are doing this
05:41Otherwise who does this?
05:43That he doesn't eat
05:45Because of Panditji's words
05:47Panditji told me to leave my wife
05:50He told me, she is very angry, stay away from her
05:53I didn't leave you
05:55So you are planning to have a fast food restaurant
05:58So what?
05:59I am asking you, you are telling me the same
06:01Yes, if you have a good heart then it will happen
06:04So eat your food quietly
06:06I am not eating
06:07Eat your food
06:08I am not eating, I said I am not eating
06:10It's my wish, I am doing this for my digestion
06:13Why are you troubling me?
06:15Aren't you ashamed?
06:16Why would I be ashamed?
06:17What nonsense are you talking?
06:19Why would I be ashamed?
06:20Forcibly he says anything, anything
06:23Since when did you start going to him?
06:25I just went, he is already a baba
06:26He is already a baba, that's why he is crying so much
06:29I am just checking him, I don't want to eat
06:31Now eat your food
06:32I am not eating, I think she is in a hurry, I am not eating
06:34Go
06:35Eat your food
06:36I am not eating
06:37Eat your food quietly
06:38I am not eating
06:43Eat your food quietly
06:44Eat your food
06:46Who else will eat?
06:48I am in a hurry, I am not eating
06:50Take her away from here
06:51Pack my food, I will eat my food
06:53Pack her food
06:59What should I pack?
07:00Forcibly he is talking nonsense
07:04Am I talking to you?
07:05What should I talk to you?
07:06Have you gone mad?
07:07Am I talking to you?
07:08What should I talk to you?
07:09Am I talking to you?
07:10I told you, I am trying, I am testing him
07:12What will happen if it happens?
07:13Live like two sisters
07:15Shall I try?
07:16You are the elder sister, she is the younger sister
07:18Shall I try?
07:19You are the elder sister
07:20Live like two brothers
07:21What I am saying, you are the elder sister
07:22You are the elder sister, she is the younger sister
07:24Live well, one in this guest room, one in bedroom
07:26Ok
07:27I am also saying the same, I am trying
07:29Live like two brothers
07:31You are talking like a mad person
07:33Baba has told me, not you
07:34Baba has told me, your wife is meeting you
07:36That angry woman
07:38My wife is not meeting me
07:39At least make me meet that baba
07:41I will make you meet
07:42Make me meet, I want to meet him
07:44Let's go
07:45Baba has gone out of India for his publicity
07:53He has gone out of India for his publicity
07:57Yes, he has gone out of India for me
07:59Baba has really gone out of India
08:01Baba will come again
08:02Baba will come after 1.5-2 months
08:03Baba has told me, do this for a week
08:05You will get another beautiful wife
08:07How many days will you take to go to that baba?
08:09Listen to me
08:10You will keep her well for a week
08:12With all your heart
08:13You will get a beautiful, tall, strong, beautiful
08:15I will throw you out of my house
08:17You will get a beautiful girl
08:19I will throw you out of my house
08:21What do you mean?
08:22I will throw you out of my house
08:24I will throw you out of my house
08:26I will throw you out of my house
08:28I am talking to you
08:31What are you checking?
08:32I don't like to bang my head on the wall
08:36Ok, I will be a wall
08:37What is the use of banging your head on a buffalo?
08:39I will be a buffalo
08:43You are looking like a buffalo
08:44What buffalo?
08:45You are looking like a buffalo
08:46You are wearing black clothes
08:47What are you wearing?
08:48What are you wearing?
08:50You look like a buffalo
08:51I don't look like a buffalo
08:52Bullshit
08:53Bullshit