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مسلسل المصاقيل كلام الديك
محمد على 21
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1 year ago
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01:00
Asghar, asghar, al-masghar, asghar wa al-fasadiyyat
01:05
Hashar, hashar, al-hashar, al-hashar wa al-fasadiyyat
01:11
The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years ago.
01:29
Welcome, Mr. Mayor of the Valleys and the West.
01:32
Thank you, Mr. Mayor of the Valleys and the West.
01:37
That's enough, go do your job.
01:40
Get up, I'll show you.
01:42
One of you will answer me, and the other one will take the money.
01:44
Get up.
01:45
Go, I'll show you.
01:47
Go.
01:48
Go to the mayor.
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To the mayor, I'll show you.
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Come to me.
01:59
Come to me, girl.
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Give me the bag.
02:01
Give me the bag.
02:02
Don't make fun of me.
02:03
I said come to me.
02:04
Come to me.
02:06
Come to me.
02:19
What are you doing?
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He's not a girl.
02:21
Don't lie, don't lie.
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I know you're lying.
02:25
We saw your act on the well.
02:27
You must have forgotten it yesterday.
02:30
I swear he's not a girl.
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I believed him.
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He's a sensitive person.
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He can't ruin the well.
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Don't listen to him.
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Don't listen to him.
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He's strong.
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Maybe he's lying.
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Wait a minute.
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He's really doing it.
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No one does this anymore.
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We believe you, but don't lie to us.
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I must destroy your face.
02:59
Tell me what happened to you.
03:01
Tell me you broke the well.
03:02
I'll destroy your face.
03:04
Enough.
03:05
Don't make fun of me.
03:06
I told you not to make fun of me.
03:08
After consulting with the authorities,
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and after you confessed to the crime,
03:16
we sentenced you to 10 hours of work.
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You have to clean the well and clean the land around it.
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You have to work for 20 hours.
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That means I have to help everyone in the tribe.
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Dad, I really miss your stupid judgment.
03:35
Where were you when you were young?
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You didn't care about the city,
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and you didn't care about the people around you.
03:40
You were ruined by your comedy films.
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I'm going to be a good son-in-law.
03:52
I'm going to work for the city.
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Actually, I need a new job.
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I need to work for 10 hours to complete my new project.
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I told you not to make fun of me.
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Enough.
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I want you to work for me for 3 hours.
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If you're a man and you know how to work,
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I'll work for you for the rest of the time.
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I need an 8mm screwdriver.
04:53
I'm going to work for you.
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This place is so strange.
05:03
I need to be strong.
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When was the last time I did a massage?
05:08
Dear members of the tribe,
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I present to you a device that will change the way we deal with the creatures around us.
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It will help us understand better,
05:16
by converting our thoughts into words.
05:19
So that I don't take too long,
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here's what the device does.
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It introduces you to the volunteer who will try the device in front of you.
05:28
Hey, you!
05:29
What's all this?
05:32
What's going on?
05:35
Did I miss something?
05:37
Why are you applauding?
05:40
You're applauding me?
05:42
You don't know me.
05:45
You don't know me.
05:46
Who am I?
05:48
Who?
05:49
We're not with you.
05:51
I know what you're thinking about.
05:53
What do you think?
05:54
I'm sorry,
05:55
but didn't you try to get a sheep farm from Kaboor?
05:58
It's cheap.
06:13
How?
06:14
What happened to you?
06:15
People understand me.
06:17
What do you mean?
06:18
The bear can hear you.
06:20
Stop.
06:21
Don't say bear in front of the bear.
06:23
Before the bear comes, he'll hear you.
06:26
That's enough.
06:27
Because you fixed the bear,
06:29
and helped him with the sheep farm,
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and made him run away,
06:32
and you made him come back.
06:35
You lost your mark.
06:37
That's enough.
06:38
That's enough.
06:39
I'm done.
06:40
Come on.
06:41
I want to talk.
06:42
This is too big.
06:47
They say after Mar'i spoke in the language of the wolf,
06:49
they became brothers.
06:53
That's enough, Mar'i.
06:54
Tomorrow, please,
06:55
I'll pray instead of your brother.
06:57
The poor guy needs a day off.
07:10
I've been telling my kids to stop talking
07:12
since they learned how to get out of the tent,
07:14
and they don't listen.
07:16
They kick me out.
07:18
Do I have to raise them like other people?
07:20
Or do I have to teach everyone
07:22
about your secret meetings with Henshel?
07:24
Or do I have to spy on Sheikh Pascal's tent?
07:26
I don't remember what I did.
07:28
Sam.
07:29
Sam, how old are you?
07:30
I'll raise them.
07:31
I'll raise them.
07:42
I finally found you,
07:43
you three idiots.
07:46
I know you, right?
07:47
The three idiots.
07:50
And you, stay away from them,
07:51
you stupid kid.
07:53
I want to talk to him.
07:55
I'm sick of him.
07:56
I told you to be careful.
07:58
No one cares about you.
07:59
Except for your father,
08:00
me and the chickens.
08:01
And your sister, the duck.
08:03
Don't mess with me.
08:04
Your sister, the duck.
08:06
My sister is a chicken.
08:08
Hey, Aqas.
08:09
I saw your sign,
08:10
you idiot.
08:11
I swear to God,
08:12
you idiot,
08:13
I'll show you.
08:14
Hey, hey, hey.
08:15
What's wrong with you?
08:16
Your sign is on me.
08:17
What's wrong with me?
08:18
You've been bothering me all night
08:19
with your quarrels
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and people sleeping.
08:21
It's the end of yesterday.
08:22
Oh, God.
08:23
And then I heard
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the sound of your quarrels in the beer.
08:25
I'm his son, dad.
08:27
You're the ones who ruined the beer.
08:29
And you put this idiot's head
08:30
in my stomach.
08:31
I'll break your face
08:32
when you come to me
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and threaten me
08:34
with the evil surgeon.
08:36
And you're the one who ruined it.
08:38
You owe me, you idiot.
08:39
Evil surgeon?
08:40
He can hear you.
08:41
Shut up, you idiot.
08:42
He can hear you.
08:43
He'll hear you.
08:44
Shut up.
09:06
Don't eat it.
09:07
Take it out, you idiot.
09:08
Take it out.
09:15
Ah.
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Ah.
09:17
Look at the light.
09:18
It was dark.
09:19
The face of the sky is burning.
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I swear by God, it's light.
09:21
Ah.
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