Pie In The Sky (Snuffy Smith)

Meg & Mog, Numtums, Boogie Beebies, Arthur

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm bodacious.

00:16Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm a fright.

00:21Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, goodness gracious.

00:26I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might.

00:30Yay!

00:35Buy my moth-eaten wallet, Louisie. This book is the answer to our problem.

00:40Landshakes, Barney. Oh, I think you're right.

00:44I've been trying to straighten out this old table for years.

00:47Sure enough, it works right.

00:50No, Louisie girl. This is a reading book.

00:54Land of Goshen, honey bucket.

00:57Just look what it says here.

00:59Two ways to make a million dollars, or a million ways to make two dollars.

01:05Oh, do it say anything about how to fix this here table?

01:08Louisie, after reading this book, I'll be able to buy you a million tables.

01:12Sure is going to make our little home mighty crowded.

01:16Two ways to make a million dollars.

01:20One, find somebody with two million dollars and ask them for half.

01:24Louisie, do you know anyone with two million dollars?

01:27Oh, not that I can think of offhand.

01:29Me neither. All right, let's go on to the second way.

01:33Number two says, enter and win a contest with a million dollar prize.

01:39Now we're getting somewhere.

01:41Hmm, a contest with a million dollar prize.

01:44Well, there's always that Mayflower Company's annual million dollar bake-o-rama contest.

01:50They're talking about on the radio, you know.

01:52Bake your favorite cakes and pies and win a million dollar prize.

01:59Beautiful, beautiful. And that's it, Louisie.

02:02Oh, you're going to bake a pie, honey pot.

02:04Not me, Louisie. You are.

02:07I'll bet if you were to bake one of those magnificent blackbird pies of yours,

02:11I, uh, we could win that million dollars.

02:15Oh, I reckon we could have that.

02:17But I'm plumb out of blackbirds, Barney.

02:20Snuffy and I will give you the birds.

02:22Now don't forget, I need four and twenty of them there blackbirds.

02:32Caw, caw, suppertime chilling.

02:35Caw, caw, listen to your ma.

02:37Caw, caw, suppertime chilling.

02:42Caw, caw, listen to your ma.

02:50Barney, Barney, help me.

02:52Stop fooling around, Snuffy. We've got enough birds.

02:55I don't want him concerned. He wants me.

02:59Well, tell him you're spoken for and let's get out of here.

03:02I'm sorry, Baldy, but my heart belongs to Louisie.

03:07Mayflower Company Bakorama.

03:13This is it.

03:14Just wait until they get a taste of that blackbird pie.

03:17Why, the money is practically in my, uh, our pockets.

03:22Look at those entries.

03:24Shoo fly pie.

03:27Marble cake.

03:32Leaning tower of pizza pies.

03:35Upside down cake.

03:40Wait till they see our entry.

03:42Here's our booth.

03:43Snuffy, help Louisie take out our blackbird pie.

03:46The judge will be here any minute.

03:48Hmm, that sure looks good.

03:50I'll just confiscate me a little old piece.

03:54Great balder fire.

03:57Come back here, birds.

03:58Birds, come back.

04:00Birds, come back, I tell you.

04:06Hey, gotcha.

04:08Get the rest, Barney.

04:09Stop.

04:10Halt.

04:11Do you hear me?

04:22The judges have decided that since all the other entries have been destroyed,

04:28beyond repair and recognition,

04:30the winner of the Mayflower Company Bakerama is Blackbird Pie.

04:35Because of your fault, er, default,

04:38here's your check for one million dollars.

04:41Ladies, we thank you.

04:43Louisie, I gotta hand it to you.

04:45No, you have to hand it to me.

04:47Who are you?

04:48I'm from the tax department.

04:50The tax you owe on one million dollars comes to exactly $999,999.50.

04:58Here's your change, sir.

05:00Thank you, and goodbye.

05:02By the way, Mr. Google,

05:04we noticed that you forgot to pay the one dollar entrance fee.

05:07We'll take this 50 cents on account,

05:10and you can send the rest.

05:12Stamps, if you like.

05:14Great balder fire.

05:18Did you ever have one of those days?

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