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00:00Aaina jo dikha hai sabki asli surat Excuse me madam, main ek survey kar raha hoon

00:18Main aapke bas do minute lunga aur aap jeet sakte hai ek shaandar inaam

00:21Kya?

00:22Umr chhupane ka product?

00:24Meri umr chhupane laayeg hai kya?

00:28Aap naraz mat hoge, aap budha pe se kab tak bhaagenge?

00:31Buddhi hogi teri dadi

00:39Madam aapse do minute baat kar sakta hoon

00:41Mujhe koi beauty products nahi chahiye

00:43Nahi nahi madam, aap jaisi beauty ko aise products ki kya zarurat?

00:49Yeh tumne kya nikala hai?

00:51Agar tum bhi kisi cream ya powder company se ho toh tafa ho jao yahan se

00:54Arey nahi madam ji, aapko aise cheezon ki zarurat hi nahi hai

00:59Yeh kaun hai?

01:00Aaina mein kisi ki shakal hai?

01:01Aaina mein aap hi dikhengi na

01:03Tume kya lagta hai tum mujhe asani se bewaqoof bana sakte ho?

01:06Madam mujhe aapko bewaqoof bana ke kya milega?

01:08Mujhe toh laga ki aapko apni asli khubsoorti ka gyaan hona chahiye

01:12Jis khubsoorti ko duniya dekhti hai

01:14Toh tum kehna chahate ho ki duniya ko main sach mein aise hi nazar aati ho

01:19Arey, is shishe mein toh mera wahi pehle jaisa chehra hai

01:23Yeh sabit karta hai ki aap mein negative soch abhi maujood hai

01:27Toh iska kya ilaaj hai?

01:28Aapko wo khatam karni hogi

01:30Abhi khatam karti ho

01:32Kaat kisne toda?

01:34Rukh jao, bhakte kaao

01:39Aap bahot achche hai, yeh aaina bhi bahot achche hai, kitne paise do?

01:42Ab aap se kya paise lene?

01:44Iska matlab, aap yeh aaina mujhe free mein de rahe hai

01:48Free mein thank you bhi le lejiye

01:51Sabhi aise bewakoof mil jaye toh mazaa hai

02:00Yeh la kone baar

02:03Main kahta hu rukh jao

02:07Bhaag kar kaha jaoge?

02:12Dekho bachche, tumhe koi galat fahami hui hai

02:15Tumne hi hamare ghar ka shisha doda tha na

02:17Nahi nahi bachche, rukho toh, tumhe ek cheez dikhata hu, sab theek ho jayega

02:21Isme kya? Yeh toh ek aaina hi hai na

02:23Ek baar khud ko isme dekho toh sahi

02:26Wo toh main roz apni shakal ghar mein dekhta hu

02:31Yeh, yeh, yeh kaise ho gaya?

02:33Mujhe bata hi nahi tha main itna handsome hu

02:35Isme kuch gharbar toh nahi hai na?

02:36Nahi, bilkul nahi hai

02:38Sachme? Kya main wakahi mein aisa dekhta hu?

02:40Aur nahi toh kya, yeh aaira tumhara asli chehra dikhata hai

02:44Par jab mere dost mujhe dekhenge toh kya main unko itna hi handsome dekhunga?

02:47Shuru shuru mein shayad nahi, par jitni zyada baar tum is aaina mein khud ko dekhoge, utni jaldi asar hoga

02:53Mujhe toh pehle se hi pata tha main itna handsome hu, ab sari duniya ko pata chal jayega

02:57Ab wo din door nahi, jab school ki saari ladkiya bas musse hi baate karengi dekhna

03:09Arey Hrithik, kya hai hai aas raha hai? Itna khush ke liye tu haan? Bolna

03:12Arey MK, tu yaha? Main toh bas isse hi baate kar raha tha

03:16Hmm? Isse kisse? Kisse isse? Mujhe toh koi nazar nahi aara

03:19Arey kaha gaya? Yaar abhi toh yaha tha, mere zyad baat kar raha tha, kahaan kayab ho gaya?

03:23Chal chod yaar, yeh dekh usne mujhe kya diya hai, yeh ek jaadu hi aaina hai

03:26Jaadu hi aaina?

03:27Hai MK, agar apni shakal isme der tak dekhoge, toh apne aap handsome ban jaoge, sachhi

03:35Arey yaar, main toh double handsome hogaya, double handsome

03:38Haan theek hai theek hai, ab zyada khush mat ho, yeh aaina mera hai, samjhe kya

03:41Arey tera mera chod Hrithik, yeh dekha hum kitne handsome lag raha hai yaar

03:44Hmm

03:45Arey yeh chaire toh dhamal maja denge, dhamal

03:48Dhamal maja ne ke liye hum kisi film ki hero thodi hai, hum toh bas chote bote bachche hai

03:52Arey ruk, iski zarurat toh hum se zyada kisi aur ko hai yaar

03:55Yaila, oye sun toh

03:57O Hrithik Rao Hrithik

03:59Kya hua mom?

04:00Nangi per ghur ki bahar, kya kar rahe ho, tell me?

04:02Wo main ek dogi ko bhagaane aaya tha

04:04Accha, moose bahana bana rahe ho

04:07Ho na ho hot pasand aayega

04:09Dekhna yeh aaina uske achche na dikhne ka dukh zarur dur kar dega

04:15Hai bheja, ek kaam kar, yeh kaam chod

04:17Aur yeh dekh, main kya laaya hu

04:21Arey dekh dekh, ek baar tu apne aapko is aaina mein dekhega na

04:24Toh tu toh kya, tujhe koi bhi nahi pachan baayega mere bhai, koi bhi nahi

04:27Dekh dekh, kitna fantastic lag raha hai tu

04:30Aayila, tune kabhi sapne me bhi soche tha

04:32Ki tu mere jeetna handsome lagega, teri toh kismat khul gayi

04:37Aayi, aayi

04:39Tujhe agar aisi shakal chahiye na bheja

04:41Toh baar baar apni shakal is aaina mein dekh

04:43Soobhe utha, dekh

04:44Dopayr ko utha, dekh

04:45Shyam ko utha, dekh

04:46Raat ko utha, dekh

04:47Sirf dekhte rahe, aayi bas kar

04:48Bheja yeh samajh tera waqt badalne wala hai boss

04:50Aayi, boss tumhe hoon, aur main hi roonga

04:52Teri kismat ke taare chamakne wale

04:54Main toh chahata hoon, tu Mr.Monster competition mein first hai mere bhai

05:00Mujhe gira hai, ja tu first nahi second aayega

05:03Oye bheja, bada khush nazar aa raha hai, kya baat hai?

05:08Haan, kya hua is aaina ko?

05:13Oye oye, main itna handsome kab hua yaar?

05:17Haan, is aaina mein toh meri naag hi hai, dekho

05:19Wahi toh chal reja, har baar tu pura ka pura badal jata hai

05:22Par teri naag waisi ke waisi rehti hai

05:24Isme maza kudane ke kya baat hai?

05:26Aapko pata bhi hai, maine abhi abhi khud ko is aaina mein dekha

05:29Aur usme meri naag bhi khubsurat lag rahi thi

05:32Control chal reja, control

05:34Tujhe toh teek se gussa karna bhi nahi aata mere dost

05:38Haan, what are you telling?

05:40Ek hi din mein itne saare ghar ke cc toot gaye

05:44Ji madam, shishye mein koi pehle apni shakal dekhta hai

05:46Aur phir pathar maar kar bhaag jata hai

05:48Kya, apni shakal dekhta hai?

05:50Haan, ek doggy jaise chehre wala sabko aayine baat raha hai

05:53Uske baad log kisi aur shishye mein apni shakal dekhta hai

05:56Toh usse todh dete hai

05:57Today morning you also, doggy ke peechhe running

06:00I don't know, kohi iski wajah wo saks toh nahi

06:02Abhi haan, mujhe abhi yaad aaya

06:04Jab maine us doggy ko pakda tha, waha se ka aunty bhi bhaag rahi thi

06:07Ho sakta hai, shayad unhone hi hamara shishya toda ho

06:10Mujhe abhi jaakar dekhna hoga mom

06:12Aur Hrithik, suit toh pehlo

06:18Kya baat kar raha Hrithik?

06:19Shishye toot raha hai?

06:20Haan

06:21Tujhe pata hai Hrithik, bheja toh us aayine mein 24 gante mein se

06:2448 baar apni shakal dekhta hai

06:26Abhi pata chal jayega, yeh jaadui aayina

06:28Kitna asli hai, aur kitna nakli

06:31Bheja, shakal dekhna chod, darwaza khol

06:35Tujhe kisne phoda yaar?

06:38Achcha, toh tu din baar is aayine mein khud ko dekhta raha kya?

06:41Tera toh poora chhera badal gaya yaar

06:43Itna dekhne ke liye doctor ne bola tha kya?

06:47Matlab jo socha uska olta ho gaya?

06:50Bheja, ek baar khidki ke shishye mein apni asli shakal dek

06:53Tu bevosho ke gir jayega

06:58Aargh!

07:00Aargh!

07:02Aargh!

07:04Aargh!

07:06Aargh!

07:08Aargh!

07:10Yaar MK, bheja ko toh aise chot lag di aayegi

07:12Aargh!

07:13Bheja, khidki ke shishye kyu tod raha hai?

07:15Paise koh denga tu?

07:16Aargh!

07:17Chal, laa hidhar

07:18Aargh!

07:19Boss, itna chilla kyu rahe ho?

07:21Meri nend kharab kar di, kitna achcha sapna dekh raha tha main

07:24Jojo mere bhai, achcha ho gaye tu aa gaye yaar

07:26Yaha hum ek bahot badi musibat me faz gaye

07:28Ab tu hi hume bacha sakta hai mere bhai

07:30Arey boss, isme likha hai

07:32Is aayene ka naam jhoota aayena hai

07:34Isme baar baar apni shakal dekhne se shakal badsurat ho jati hai

07:37Aur socha boss, bheja toh pehle se hi badsurat hai

07:39Uski shakal kaise lag rahi hogi?

07:41Is gher mein ho sakta hai boss

07:42Iska aasar khatam ho sakta hai, Jojo?

07:44Main abhi padh ke batata ho

07:46Isme likha hai ki agar kisi ne bhi is aayene mein

07:48Ek din se zyada lagatar khud ko dekh liya

07:50Toh uski shakal hamesha ke liye badal jayegi

07:52Iska aasar khatam karne ke liye

07:54Khaas kisam ki jadibooti ko muh mein chaba kar

07:56Satra kadam peeche chalna hoga

07:58Aur saati saath ulti sargam sur mein gaani hogi

08:00Aur uske baad do judua zehrile mehndak lekar

08:02Unhe sunehre dhage se bandhna hai

08:04Aur phir unhe farsh par saubar apne saamne uchhalna hai

08:06Aur jaise hi wo uchhalna lage

08:08Laal mirch le ke unke muh mein dalo

08:10Phir wohi mirchi tum bhi khalo

08:12Aur sabse boli khabar ye hai

08:14Ki wo judua zehrile mehndak

08:16Sarp ghane jangalo mein milenge

08:18Aur unhe pakadna lagbhag namamkin hai

08:20Kyuki waha ke kabile wale inki pooja karte hai

08:22Beja toh gaya

08:24Hmm

08:26Aisa hoi nahi sakta

08:28Koi toh aasan tarika hoga

08:30Iss jaadu ke aayane ka aasar khatam karne ka

08:32Kuch bhi ho jaye

08:34Main pata laga kare raunga

08:40Kisi ko itna aasan hai

08:42Agar main TV par bakra banane ka show karta hai

08:44Toh saas bahu ke serial se zyada TRP milti mujhe

08:46Kher yeh shock bhi pura kar lenge

08:48Arey meri nahi shikar

08:50Excuse me madam kya mujhe 2 minute desakti hai

08:522 minute kya 2 ghante le le

08:54Arey yeh toh wolf man hai

08:56Chakar chakar

08:58Chakar chakar

09:00Suniye

09:02Aapko meri taraf se yeh tofa lena hoga

09:04Isse aapki zindagi sabar jayegi

09:06Meri zindagi pehle se hi sabri hui hai samjha

09:08Toh theek hai

09:10Main usse abhi

09:12Ujaar deta ho

09:14Kya kya kya kya kya

09:18Boss yeh mujhse nahi samlega

09:20Aap bhi kuch kijiye

09:22Wo toh main hamisha karta hu tu tension mat le

09:24Oye chutku agar tujhe aesa lagta hai ki

09:26Tu mere in double power aayno ka mukabla kar paayega

09:28Toh bhool ja

09:30Mukabla bhi karunga aur jeetunga bhi

09:32Achha

09:40Yeh hi hai woh chodna pat

09:42Arey chal aap jaldi se

09:44Mere dost ka chehra thik kar

09:46Yeh toh mujhe nahi aata sachme

09:56Maise bhaija

09:58Tu maane ya na maane

10:00Lekin tera yehi chehra

10:02Hum sabko achha lagta hai

10:04Lekin kyu

10:06Yehi aayna toh mujhe mera asli chehra dikhata hai

10:08Darasal baat yeh hai madam ki

10:10Yeh toh laayi yeh se mujhe wapas kar diji

10:16Arey yeh aakhari toh rakh sakta hu

10:18Rakh sakta hai na yeh le rakh le

10:22Tumhari yaad aayegi

10:24Arey yaad toh tujhe meri bhi aayegi

10:26Jab mai tujhe saza dunga

10:28Par maine toh saare aayne wapas leli hai

10:30Ab kaisi saza

10:32Arey tere in aayno ki wajah se

10:34Sher ke log pareshaan hua hai

10:36Aur mera khaas dost bheja bhi

10:38Sabhi kahana

Monster Kid Episode - 97

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