00:00Honey! Cancel your plans. I'm taking you out for dinner tonight.
00:05Honey, would you like to do something tonight?
00:07Oh, you have plans with your boyfriend? Okay. Heaven's great.
00:12Yeah, yeah. I can just stay in a hotel tonight. You have the house to yourself.
00:17That's the mother of my children right there. Strong woman.
00:20That's the border of my children right there. Strong woman.
00:23I don't know. For some reason, peeing outside is just way more satisfying.
00:27Yeah, I just think sitting down to pee is less messy.
00:31And I don't know why all men's rooms don't have tampons in them.
00:34I'll be outside doing yard work.
00:36No, I'm going to stay inside and do a crossword puzzle.
00:39Can we please get rid of the gas stove? The carbon footprint is frightening.
00:43I need to get my tools. I'm going to see if I can convert our stove to diesel.
00:47Oh, excuse me, dear. I finished doing our taxes. I'm going to send in extra money just to be safe.
00:53Yeah, I'm not going to pay our taxes this year. Government's gotten too tyrannical.
00:57I also read somewhere that taxes are illegal. Do you see that?
01:01Honey, I hit a deer with your car. The carcass is still on the driveway, but some meat's on the counter.
01:06Can you make a stew tonight?
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