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00:00A summer in twelve countries.
00:09Prominents on a mission.
00:12I asked ProSieben to do it as down-to-earth as possible.
00:15You assholes.
00:17What? Are you serious?
00:19He got a shitty convertible and I'm driving a horse-drawn carriage?
00:24I think our task is there, right?
00:26Yes, that's Jack.
00:27Back in Germany they meet.
00:31Today with comedian Bastian Dielendorfer and ex-footballer Rurik Gislason as Team Cuba.
00:40Against striker star Ross Anthony and singer Patricia Kelly as Team Austria.
00:47You don't know who your opponents are.
00:50Not yet.
00:58Hello.
00:59Hello. Oh, I know that voice.
01:01Oh no, Basti. Oh my God.
01:03Rurik. Oh my God.
01:04Anthony. Ross. Hello.
01:06That's not possible.
01:08Hello.
01:09Hello. Nice to have you here.
01:11Oh my God. This is a tough competition.
01:13Yes. And you're alone? What's going on?
01:15Yes, unfortunately I'm alone today because Patricia got sick.
01:19And she asked me if I could do it alone.
01:21And I was like, even if I have to.
01:24When I saw Rurik around the corner and Basti,
01:27I was pretty relieved because I said,
01:30that can't be that hard.
01:34I mean, look at them both, please.
01:40So one is in front of the mirror and the other is so high,
01:43you can't look him in the eyes.
01:46Ross Anthony is a table firework of good mood, I have to say.
01:49I think Ross Anthony can wake up at 4 a.m. with a taser
01:52and he still makes a coffee and sings.
01:56In the Brockhaus under the board ADHS
01:58is a picture of Ross Anthony, how he waves very hecticly.
02:01He already has a core temperature of 8000 degrees.
02:03You have to get used to that.
02:05But you can cool him down with Aperol.
02:08Yes, and I even got a Sacher cake from Vienna.
02:12You have to try it. It's really great.
02:14So we can already hear, you were in Vienna?
02:16I was in Vienna, yes.
02:20Oh!
02:23Okay.
02:24You must have gone through hell in Vienna.
02:26What did you do there? Baked cakes?
02:28I won't tell you that.
02:29You will probably be able to watch it right away.
02:31But where were you?
02:32We were in Cuba.
02:33I was in Vienna and you were in Cuba?
02:35When I heard that you were in Cuba,
02:37I was glad that I was in Vienna.
02:40Come on, let's go over to the...
02:42Oh, my God.
02:47Mission Job Unknown.
02:49It's really a great format,
02:51where two celebrities go on a trip to a foreign country.
02:55And they learn a job they've never done before.
03:00And we compete against another prominent team.
03:03And we want to win as a team.
03:06Of course, I'm here alone right now.
03:08I think it's a shame, because Patricia was really fantastic.
03:11So much fun.
03:12And she sent us all a video message.
03:15And if you look there in the corner,
03:17there's a remote control.
03:19And you can turn it on.
03:20And she will definitely say something to both of us.
03:23Hey, Ross, dear.
03:25I miss you very, very much.
03:27And I wish I were with you.
03:29And I also heard who our opponents are.
03:32That's Rory Gislason and Basti Billendorfer.
03:35So, Ross, go get it.
03:38Bring it home.
03:39And I know you can do it.
03:41Many, many greetings to all.
03:44Have a good day.
03:45Bye, dear.
03:46Did you hear that?
03:47I can do it on my own.
03:48Yes, I can do it on my own.
03:50But it will still be a competition against you two.
03:52It won't be easy.
03:53Our chance of winning is, I would say, 100%.
03:59Exactly.
04:00Maybe even more.
04:02So, I know that you gave everything.
04:05But did Basti give everything?
04:06Basti surprised me.
04:08But he speaks of everything.
04:10Maybe we should just take a look at what's going on.
04:13Shall we take a look?
04:15Shall we start with you?
04:17Why not?
04:18Yes.
04:19We are here in the Cuban Pampa, somewhere on a country road.
04:36And I'm waiting for the second most beautiful man in the world, right behind me.
04:40The little Icelandic princess, Rory Gislason.
04:43I've been able to work with him a few times.
04:45And to be honest, I don't know what to expect.
04:52I mean, a few really nice cars have already passed by.
04:55Just now there was a Chevrolet from the 50s.
04:58I already had the personal hope that it was meant for me.
05:02Do you know what's meant for you?
05:03No, not yet.
05:04Look.
05:06Oh, fuck me.
05:07Are you serious now?
05:09A donkey cart?
05:11Fantastic.
05:16Yes, hola, senor.
05:18Hola.
05:20For me?
05:22No.
05:24Ah, not yendo.
05:25I don't see Gislason in this car.
05:27Where is he?
05:37I think we're a good team.
05:39He's physically fit.
05:41And...
05:43I'm just...
05:50Ah, Monterey, bro.
05:51I don't understand anything.
05:52What?
05:53Monterey.
05:54Monterey.
05:55Is that...
06:01That's very good.
06:02Does that mean I love you?
06:03I think so.
06:04My Spanish is a bit rusty.
06:07My Spanish is very good.
06:09Can you speak Spanish?
06:12Yes, okay.
06:14That's nice.
06:15Did you check the TÜV of this car?
06:18Yes, I think so.
06:19Oh.
06:20Is it right that there's a hole in the floor?
06:24Is it like a glass floorboat?
06:26Really nice.
06:30We are in Valle de los Etreños, 20 km away from the southern city of Cobatrinidad.
06:36Very sunny, very fertile land and now a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
06:41Let's go.
06:50Okay, yes, that's fine.
06:51That's fine.
06:52You have to be robust.
06:53You have to get to know the country and the people.
06:57The road construction in Cuba also reminds me a bit of the early Wanne Eicke.
07:04Oh, that was so hot.
07:05Yes.
07:06I think you pulled the A-card.
07:08No, I pulled the A-card.
07:10I think, to be honest, I can see the Icelandic ponies flying around the corner.
07:14Are you serious?
07:18I thought so.
07:19Really?
07:21What?
07:22Are you serious?
07:23That's the truth.
07:24Okay.
07:25He got a shitty convertible and I'm driving a horse-drawn carriage?
07:34It's nice to see the end.
07:35Could it be that you booked All-Inclusive again, Gislasa?
07:39This here.
07:41The Kribillendorfer method.
07:431900 something.
07:48Oh, God.
07:49You're here.
07:50Get out of here.
07:51Look how sweaty he is.
07:52Oh my God.
07:54Jesus Christ.
07:56Completely wet.
07:57Yes, completely wet.
07:58Unfortunately, it doesn't have a climate.
07:59You're just made of sweat, man.
08:00Do you have a climate there?
08:01Yes, of course.
08:02It drizzles in between.
08:03That was very cool.
08:06I think our task is there, right?
08:08Yes, let's check it out.
08:10But it's surprising that there's just a suitcase in the Roman steppe.
08:15Look at that.
08:17It's a nice suitcase.
08:18It's a nice suitcase.
08:19Say yes to adventure.
08:22Come on, come on, come on.
08:24Of course, we were deeply surprised that a suitcase suddenly appeared there.
08:28With information about our upcoming task.
08:31So with these three things.
08:34With the three things in it, yes.
08:36Let's have a look.
08:39Oh, okay.
08:46Dude, wait, there's a machete.
08:48Stop, stop, stop.
08:50Okay.
08:52Oh, he's killing a cuba pony now.
08:58There is also a reverse gear.
09:00Then somehow the horse got really scared of something.
09:09Oh, okay.
09:11I don't know.
09:12Problems?
09:14Big problems?
09:16Our driver completely lost control.
09:19Yes.
09:21Somehow our horse didn't understand anything.
09:25Theoretically, we could also drive slower.
09:27Wouldn't that be bad?
09:31I'm not that scared, but I didn't really care at that moment.
09:38Okay.
09:39Maybe we should get out?
09:41Quickly.
09:44I'm not that scared.
09:47We were really scared.
09:49Yes, because that's not a place where you can get an ambulance or something.
09:54If you fall off a carriage there, you wait for a while.
09:57When the horse swallowed to the left and right and there were 1 meter deep ditches
10:01where you would have fallen into with the whole carriage,
10:03then we preferred to get out.
10:05Let's just go.
10:06Let's just go.
10:09I'll say it like this.
10:15Yes, good.
10:18Do we have to go far?
10:20No idea.
10:26It was a great start, wasn't it?
10:27Yes.
10:28It was a hot start.
10:29And you didn't actually do anything?
10:30We haven't done anything yet.
10:31But you've already sweated.
10:33Then you would have done something.
10:34Did you talk too much or what?
10:36It was really insanely hot and it was very lonely.
10:39We were really absolutely nowhere.
10:40This is not Havana, Cuba, but in the middle.
10:43We saw that.
10:44Exactly.
10:45And with the editions, did you have any idea what it could be?
10:48Well, we both thought it would probably be a tobacco plantation.
10:54That's right.
10:55Do we want to see what you did now?
10:57Where you arrived.
10:58Yes, please.
10:59I would like to see that too.
11:00I'm curious.
11:02What did you do now?
11:03Poured geraniums or what?
11:05I'm not saying that.
11:06You'll see that right now.
11:07What we did was not such a slimy hortensia, like you did.
11:11It was really hard physical work.
11:13Sorry, what did you just say?
11:14Slimy hortensia.
11:16Wait a minute.
11:17Now you see two men at the limit of physicality.
11:28Hola, senor.
11:29Hola, how are you?
11:30Hola, amigo.
11:31Mucho gusto.
11:32Luis.
11:33Luis is best.
11:36Rubric.
11:37The first person we met on the plantation was our instructor.
11:42And his name is Senor Ulitschi.
11:47Ulysses.
11:53My name is Ulysses Valera Oliva.
11:55Agronomist engineer.
11:57When I was 19, I started working as an agronomist and as a manager.
12:01I have always taken care of the fundamental regulation of the country, which is sugarcane.
12:05I am in charge of taking care of the sugarcane here in the valley.
12:08Your task here is to plant sugarcane.
12:11It must be a very rigorous task.
12:14As I told you, sugarcane starts with the planting of sugarcane.
12:20Yes, quite simple.
12:22There was no dolomite, right?
12:24With hand and foot.
12:25We planted the sugarcane.
12:26I see.
12:29We are now sugarcane plantation employees.
12:31In the sugarcane valley.
12:33Many of you know that Rurik Gislason always has his sugarcane with him.
12:39Is the outfit good?
12:45I think he said your outfit is not so good.
12:47But I'm perfectly dressed.
12:49I think so too.
12:52Uli, the old party pistol, said we can't walk around here like Schlapimsky and the Obstructor.
12:57We have to look for something really fine.
13:10I think he is very satisfied with us.
13:12Is there a reason why we look like two perverse farmers?
13:16Maybe not.
13:17Let's go.
13:19Look at these two.
13:21Workaholics.
13:28The task is not so complicated at first glance.
13:31You build a kind of mousetrap by laying three poles next to each other.
13:34I do that because in the end I am the brain of both of us.
13:38And the muscle Rurik Gislason will fill the entire field to the horizon within the next 30 minutes.
13:45I am already very proud.
13:48Fast, fast and strong.
13:58Fast, fast and strong.
14:00Give him a little effort, Gislason.
14:07Now he has already taken off his hat.
14:09Look how chilled he is.
14:11Poco a poco.
14:13Poco a poco.
14:15The ground was so hard and I had to use so much power.
14:20And when it was hot, it was already exhausting, I have to say.
14:25I underestimated that a bit.
14:43Yes.
14:48The moment has come that everyone at home has been waiting for.
14:51Now hand in the pants and finger out of the popcorn.
14:54Rurik Gislason took off his T-shirt.
14:58Many housewives at home are now a bit rallying.
15:00You only talk shit.
15:06Apprentices, talk less and work more, okay?
15:09I think he's talking to me.
15:11I think he's talking to you.
15:13What does he mean?
15:15Don't talk so much.
15:16And what instead?
15:24Is your shift over or what?
15:30Many people don't know, but Ulisses has been looking for the superstar in the jury of Cuba for a long time.
15:34And he is dissatisfied with my performance.
15:36Yes, I do.
15:38I tried to play a bit of my comedy program in front of him,
15:41but unfortunately that got stifled in the language barrier.
15:43In addition, I was suggested by the team,
15:45so these people you don't see at home now,
15:47who are sitting behind the scenes,
15:48that I shouldn't talk so much.
15:50Otherwise I'm a very quiet guy.
15:51I hardly say anything.
15:52I'm like a wall of silence.
16:03You did that fucking well, Massi.
16:06You did that fucking well, Massi.
16:08You did that fucking well.
16:09You're not allowed to say that on TV.
16:11Fuck off.
16:12If I imagine that these men do that here on this area,
16:15I have the highest respect.
16:17It's unimaginable.
16:18Yes, you have respect, I have to say.
16:24I activated the beast mode.
16:26Yes.
16:27Fuck, you're fast.
16:29Beast mode.
16:30Fuck, you're fast.
16:31Beast mode.
16:32Five stamps.
16:34You see, we can also talk and work.
16:44We're done for today.
16:46Come on, let him pour.
16:48Let him play his sugar cane.
16:51If you imagine that our grandparents and our great-grandparents
16:54worked in exactly the same way.
16:56Unbelievable.
16:58So I would definitely give Bastian five stars.
17:02Me too.
17:04You see?
17:07First you.
17:08Your stamp.
17:09It's from zero to five.
17:11I give you four points.
17:12Four?
17:13Nice.
17:14It's a pretty acceptable score.
17:15I don't give you the five points because it lacked a little quality.
17:18Four out of five.
17:19So a shame for the whole family.
17:21That's it.
17:22You did that really well.
17:24So I give you five stars.
17:26Comrade, I learned.
17:27Here's your passport.
17:29The score I give you today is the same as the one I learned.
17:33Your comrade.
17:34Four points.
17:35You two worked pretty much the same.
17:38Tomorrow.
17:39Five points.
17:40Tomorrow is the goal.
17:41Five points.
17:42I don't go to bed under ten points tomorrow.
17:44Sorry.
17:47Would you like to wear this?
17:48Yes.
17:49I think it's cool.
17:50Eight points.
17:51That was pretty good.
17:52Eight points for nothing done.
17:54Uli didn't want to spoil us, you know?
17:56He wanted to teach us with his hard hand.
17:58But after the first day, how was your feeling?
18:01Did you think, okay, it's going to get harder?
18:03Fuck me.
18:04Hopefully tomorrow is over.
18:05I thought.
18:07Cheers.
18:08Cheers.
18:09That was a hard day.
18:10First challenge done.
18:14I've never seen you like this before.
18:19I'm your best.
18:21You're a beast, man.
18:22You're a beast.
18:23You too.
18:28Look at this, please.
18:32But this is really...
18:34I have no words.
18:41We were both really at the limit.
18:43We thought, this can't be...
18:45If you imagine that people have been doing this for 40 years,
18:47it's unimaginable how physically exhausting it must be.
18:50So we arrived directly and fell right into the job.
18:54Of course, it's a long way to Vienna.
18:56Very long.
18:58We had to run.
19:03My God.
19:05I'm just saying, we dug with our hands.
19:07Yes, we dug with our hands.
19:09I understand that you need a excavator to build a house.
19:11I don't quite understand that you need an excavator to plant an ugly tree.
19:15But good.
19:16Wow, that looks exhausting.
19:17Wow.
19:18Wow.
19:19Not that you have a cramp in your right hand.
19:23I thought you might want to fool us.
19:25Because we're standing somewhere in Cuba on a sugar field.
19:28At 45 degrees, we're wearing rubber boots so that we don't get bitten by snakes.
19:32And the two of them are standing somewhere,
19:34folding a few tents together and putting a little fertilizer in their pants.
19:37I didn't quite like the comparability of the effort of the two tasks.
19:42Bob the builder, play along.
19:45We did a good job.
19:46Really great.
19:47I wanted to say that.
19:48You're a virtuoso.
19:50That was really good.
19:52I'm going to do a little thing so that the water doesn't flow away.
19:56I did that.
19:57He didn't see that.
19:58Five points!
19:59Five points?
20:00Awesome, right?
20:02I would be careful what you say.
20:04The Kelly family is very big.
20:06That's true.
20:09We all know that.
20:10So now I need a confirmation from you whether we can keep the five points or not.
20:18It's getting worse and worse for us.
20:20It's going to be nice to us.
20:22A little nice, people, right?
20:24What do you say?
20:25Do we get the five points?
20:26Of course.
20:27Yes!
20:28We get the five points!
20:30We don't talk about it anymore.
20:32Then let's take a look.
20:33Now, after work in Austria.
20:36You drove a little excavator, then a children's carousel.
20:38What comes next?
20:39You in the golf cart.
20:40You drink an orange juice.
20:42You will fall in love with me.
20:44I'm telling you.
20:45I'm doing that now.
20:46How does it go on with you?
20:47You can be curious.
20:48Take a look at this.
20:51Good day.
21:02Hello.
21:03Good morning.
21:04Good morning.
21:05How are you?
21:06Today is the second day at work.
21:08Today we are going to perform a cane cut.
21:11The activity is carried out as follows.
21:14The cane is picked down in the trunk.
21:16The roof is removed and the cane is removed slowly.
21:18and then you put it in place and you make a battery.
21:20Then the cart with the companion passes, picks it up and we finish the activity.
21:24That's today's task.
21:26Did he just say that we made such a horse cart?
21:29Yes, but it's also small.
21:31That's just a pair of sugar horns.
21:34Did you sniff a little bit of Havana Club?
21:37Did you see how big the damn ax is?
21:39It's easily 50 kilos or something.
21:41I think I have a little sunstroke at the beginning.
21:43You have a little sunstroke, don't you? You're not doing so well.
21:45These are the working tools that we are going to use today.
21:47My grandma always served her cake in liver courses with them.
21:50We're going to give it by size and strength.
21:53That's called a mocha.
21:55That's the tool that's used to chop the cane.
21:58That's really sharp.
22:00Are you circumcised?
22:02It's not hard. It's not throwing it hard.
22:04Not yet, right?
22:06He just asked me, are you circumcised?
22:08Did I ask?
22:10Hey, we can do this here, it's no problem.
22:14The big Rory Gislason circumcision.
22:17I thought the German audience would know something about it.
22:20Whether the Gislason snake still has a little head.
22:24Senor Ulisses, Senor Ulisses, attention.
22:32Hospital?
22:348 kilometers.
22:36Oh, only 8 kilometers.
22:38Helicopter?
22:40Is that called a helicopter?
22:42No, in German.
22:44No, in German it's called a helicopter.
22:46And if there are no cars?
22:48In general, they make a tractor.
22:50A tractor.
22:52Really great.
22:54Let's go, let's go.
22:56You have completely opened your ass.
22:58Are you crazy?
23:00I am able to cut out both eyes with a butter knife.
23:02You give me a machete in the hand.
23:04In the name of God.
23:12I am relatively sure that the other celebrities are doing some kind of dirty jobs here.
23:16But you know, the fat boy from Ruhrpott,
23:18we thought, come on, we'll torture him right.
23:22It was felt even hotter.
23:24It was even more so in the midday heat.
23:26There was actually no point that could be avoided.
23:29So there was a tree with a bit of shade.
23:31And if you stood under it,
23:33then just an incredible amount of blood came out.
23:36It was a lot of blood.
23:38It was a lot of blood.
23:41There was an incredible amount of flying animals
23:43that tried to break up your body.
23:45And it was really ...
23:47So I really thought,
23:49you don't have them all anymore.
23:53I love it here, man,
23:55to work with a machete.
24:03I think he likes me.
24:05Because I just do it.
24:07Great.
24:09I think he would trust me.
24:11Be careful,
24:13otherwise Ulysses will want an unpaid internship first.
24:21Could I please have the attention of the camera team?
24:26This is an excellently cut piece of sugar cane.
24:29That's how it has to be done.
24:31Ulysses has to do it.
24:33Ulysses just cried
24:35when I showed him that.
24:37Basti, please don't talk so much.
24:39I love you, but you talk too much.
24:41Absolute cheekiness.
24:43This spoiled Bundesliga footballer.
24:47Worked 90 minutes a week,
24:49the rest in the jacuzzi,
24:51and then he comes here.
24:53Soon there will be a machete in my feet again.
24:55I come from Iceland, Bastian.
24:57I was actually born a farmer.
24:59I am a farmer.
25:02That's sugar cane.
25:14Gisela can do everything in slow-mo.
25:17In Challenge 2,
25:19I was totally in my element.
25:21I felt manly, strong and powerful.
25:24For the first time in my life.
25:26I want to treat you to this.
25:28I want the five stamps.
25:30More than anything else in this world.
25:32I need these five stamps now.
25:34Because that's exactly my thing.
25:36That's exactly your thing?
25:38Five stamps.
25:40It turned me on.
25:42Do you get that from the women too?
25:44Five stamps.
25:46Five stamps in his booklet.
25:49That's really cool.
25:51It turns me on too.
25:53It's really cool.
25:55And it will be destroyed immediately
25:57with a picture of Basti.
26:01Look what I've done.
26:03Did you do all of this yourself?
26:05All of it.
26:07We didn't do it.
26:09We didn't do it.
26:11We didn't do it.
26:13We didn't do it.
26:15We didn't do it.
26:17We didn't do it.
26:19You did.
26:27It was really exhausting in the heat.
26:29Definitely for a ginger boy.
26:31For a ginger boy like me
26:33it was exhausting.
26:35But not for an Icelandic little leather skin like him.
26:37Hey Basti, we almost made a full trailer.
26:39Yeah?
26:41Mine aren't even in there, you little sugar bunny.
26:43Oka.
26:45There's no more cane.
26:47Oka.
26:49It's over.
26:51Oka.
26:53I really enjoyed that.
26:55Planting.
26:57It was fun.
26:59But it was also really exhausting.
27:01Luckily the sun is just a few meters away.
27:03But in the heat
27:05I was very happy
27:07when our guide Ulisses
27:09told us that the Cubans
27:12don't like to do this in the middle of the day.
27:14You do this in the morning or in the evening.
27:20They have a very positive attitude
27:22towards work.
27:24They do all the activities
27:26that you tell them to do
27:28with the highest quality possible.
27:30Whether it's sunny or not.
27:32Today in the field, for example,
27:34there are some that are a little more excited
27:36than their teammates.
27:38It would be nice
27:40but let's put it this way.
27:42Yesterday it didn't affect you.
27:44I think Ulisses is a merciful
27:46but a hard God.
27:48Sebastian, you worked well,
27:50with tenacity,
27:52with a desire to do things,
27:54with a good attitude, above all.
27:56Therefore I give you 4 points.
27:58He doesn't have a maximum score.
28:00Just like back in school
28:02when the teacher said
28:04there's no 1, I'll get it myself.
28:06Sebastian, you learned.
28:09Thank you very much.
28:11If you get 5 points now,
28:13I'll never harvest sugar with you again.
28:315 points.
28:33Your horse got scared of you.
28:35Yes, we are happy. 9 out of 10, honestly.
28:37We were not created for physical work
28:39but I think we both did quite well.
28:41Can I show you hard work?
28:43This is hard work here.
28:45Amigo,
28:47muito
28:49trabajo.
28:57Where did the water come from?
28:59Did you pee in there or what?
29:01Did you sweat or what?
29:03Yes, something was sweating.
29:05We worked on a field for 5 hours.
29:07So much water came out.
29:09Oh my god.
29:11I would have liked to see that
29:13with Basti.
29:15He wouldn't have gotten a drop out.
29:17Basti, we got a total of
29:199 points.
29:219 points.
29:23And our instructor didn't make a mistake.
29:25No, we didn't have to waste the point.
29:27We just got it.
29:29Let's see how we enjoyed
29:31and finished our second day.
29:39We were invited
29:41to a garden party
29:43in Uli's village
29:45or farm.
29:49Sebastian and Ruri,
29:51as I was explaining in the field,
29:53this is a caldosa.
29:55This is a traditional food that is made in the field.
29:57Let's sit down.
30:00It's so good.
30:04Spicy, spicy, spicy.
30:06Very spicy.
30:08Ruri came up with the brilliant idea
30:10to make us
30:12a little more spicy.
30:14Strong.
30:16Too much?
30:18No.
30:20Yes.
30:22It's in there.
30:24It's good for the spices.
30:26Which led me to wish
30:28for more spicy.
30:38My face burned.
30:40My body burned.
30:42Even this morning
30:44when the soup found its way
30:46to the earth.
30:50You put too much in, right?
30:52Yes, I put too much in.
30:54Bigger, bigger.
30:57No, bigger.
30:59Do you like it?
31:01Do you like caldosa?
31:03Uli's family,
31:05who were all very hospitable,
31:07laughed their heads off
31:09when Ruri poured
31:11about two and a half teaspoons
31:13of this stuff,
31:15which you probably have to drip
31:17into homeopathic cans,
31:19into his soup.
31:27Sebastian and Ruri,
31:29do you like sharing
31:31with my family?
31:33Yes.
31:35This is my family.
31:37They are very good people.
31:39They are very nice.
31:41And I think they like what you are watching.
31:43I personally find it
31:45very impressive and nice
31:47that they are so hospitable,
31:49that they are so warm to us.
31:51And of course there is a language barrier.
31:53We don't speak the same language,
31:55and we laugh our heads off.
31:57Maybe because Ruri collapsed
31:59shortly before
32:01after he ate the whole chili
32:03of the house.
32:05We give ...
32:09They were very, very, very nice,
32:11very hospitable people.
32:13However, we underestimated
32:15the sharpness of Cuban food.
32:17How many points did you get again?
32:19We have nine.
32:21I would have liked to see
32:23the comments that you write
32:25to each other.
32:27Okay, let's see
32:29what kind of hard work
32:31was waiting for Ross Anthony
32:33and Patricia Kelly on the second day.
32:35It was just as hot as it was for you.
32:37For us, breakfast in the morning
32:39was as hot as it was for you.
32:41How was it for you? 45?
32:43Yes.
32:45It was inhuman what you had to do.
32:47Yes, really.
32:49What are you doing for the slave driver?
32:52Five.
32:54Celebrate good times!
32:56Come on!
32:58That's great!
33:00That's great!
33:02There are five points.
33:04That's completely absurd.
33:06To be honest,
33:08you're kidding us.
33:10We're standing on a field in Cuba,
33:12sweating our asses off,
33:14and Patricia Kelly is doing
33:16something like little handwork
33:18in the front yard.
33:20You have 17.
33:22We really gave everything
33:24and we had a wonderful evening.
33:26I'm sure it didn't hurt your shoulders
33:28from Bruxenburg.
33:30Did you get a little massage?
33:32Nice, Ross!
33:36Was it great?
33:38We added a little pepper
33:40to the whole thing, didn't we?
33:42Definitely.
33:44So it was hot.
33:46But now we come to something else
33:49We prepared something for you.
33:51A surprise.
33:53That was great!
33:55It felt fantastic.
33:57It was really a moment
33:59that we will never forget.
34:01You have the feeling
34:03you're flying on cloud seven.
34:11I always wanted to play Sissy.
34:13I think I was a little dream of hers.
34:19We're in such a world
34:21that everyone can do
34:23what they want.
34:25I liked it very much.
34:27But I would give you five points
34:29for the dress.
34:31Maybe we did a little too.
34:33Really? But together?
34:35Unfortunately, yes.
34:37Then let's press it.
34:49If the Cubans
34:51can do anything
34:53beyond their limitations
34:55that they normally have here
34:57due to the circumstances
34:59they live under,
35:01it is that they enjoy life.
35:03We were in a bar
35:05and we drank something.
35:09That's what we did.
35:11You will always be my most beautiful sugar.
35:19I want to dance.
35:31Everyone was dancing around us.
35:33The crew from the kitchen
35:35also came and danced with us.
35:37It's not a joke.
35:39You turn on the music
35:41and the party mode is on.
35:43Imagine a band playing
35:45in a bar in Germany
35:47and that's what happens here.
35:49The people enjoy
35:51the moments of freedom.
35:53I found that very beautiful.
35:55Absolutely.
35:57And we danced together.
35:59I was allowed to be the woman.
36:01That was nice.
36:05The other way around.
36:09I don't care.
36:11Tell me how it goes.
36:13Then I'm the man.
36:17And he was shocked
36:19how badly I danced.
36:21You said left, left, left,
36:23right, left, left.
36:25I don't know how it goes.
36:27But I like it when you do it over chips.
36:29Really good.
36:31Turn on the music.
36:35Look at this.
36:37Do you feel this tension between us?
36:47Wow.
36:49I can't dance that well.
36:51But there was a lot of tension
36:53between us.
36:55It was nice.
36:57The Cubans are very happy.
36:59But it wasn't just a party.
37:01There was also hard physical work.
37:03You say that all the time.
37:05But I want to see it.
37:07Keep your garden gloves on.
37:17We were here
37:19in Trinidad.
37:21A small town in Cuba.
37:25There we had to
37:27clean the sugar pipes
37:29and
37:31press.
37:33Hello.
37:35Good morning.
37:37Sebastian.
37:39Today is the third day.
37:41We're going to extract the juice
37:43from the cane.
37:45The next steps are to scrape the cane
37:47and pass it through the machined trapeze.
37:49I'm going to be interested
37:51in how much freshness
37:53comes from one of these.
37:55Because these things are very dry.
37:57This colleague here
37:59has a lot of practice
38:01in extracting the juice from the cane.
38:03He's going to explain how it's done.
38:05He passes it through the machined machine.
38:11You have to do this.
38:14The movement is easy for him.
38:16I could have told you that.
38:22It doesn't look that hard.
38:24No.
38:26Is it good to put your hand in there?
38:28Yes.
38:30Look, delicious.
38:32Double.
38:40This is the machined part.
38:42We're not going to do this work.
38:44We're going to do it manually.
38:46This is the machine we're going to use.
38:48Uli, the old party gun
38:50had his professional juicer with it,
38:52but of course we weren't allowed to use it again.
38:54We have the original method
38:56that was used a hundred years ago.
38:58And that's already
39:00very tiring.
39:02Who is this?
39:04Each of you
39:06has to turn
39:08this handle
39:11and the cane passes through
39:13and the juice comes down
39:15to this container.
39:17Each of you has to make
39:19five liters of guarapo juice.
39:21One stick doesn't produce any freshness.
39:23That means we have to make
39:25about 1,000 sticks.
39:27We have to squeeze
39:29a total of five liters.
39:31Easy.
39:33To be honest,
39:35I cooked the eggs soft
39:37or something.
39:39It's not a good idea.
39:45I would say
39:47this is the last challenge.
39:49We make these 1,000 sticks
39:51and then we play
39:53with our sticks.
39:55That's a good idea.
39:57Basti is always skeptical.
39:59I don't understand that.
40:01Five liters?
40:03I'm not skeptical, I'm realistic.
40:05Rurik is a footballer.
40:07He got vaccinated early
40:09and we win this game.
40:11I always took the participant's
40:13certificate with me.
40:15Winning was not an option for me.
40:17So I'm the type
40:19who says it's going to be difficult.
40:31It is important to mention
40:33that all criteria
40:36for safety are fully fulfilled.
40:38These two razor blades
40:40are secured with a cloth.
40:44I stand next to him
40:46and support him mentally.
40:48Mrs. Buxbaum 2022.
40:50You better not complain.
40:58You didn't give me a nice stick.
41:00Do you want something nice?
41:02No, I'm looking for something.
41:04It looks like yours.
41:06We start with Sebastian.
41:08Fast, fast, fast.
41:10The German train always says
41:12fast, fast.
41:14That's the job, Sebastian.
41:16Fast, fast.
41:20Look at that.
41:22That's what hard physical work looks like.
41:28I have to praise you more.
41:30That's good for you.
41:33It gives you strength, doesn't it?
41:35Yes, it gives me strength.
41:57It's not exhausting, is it?
41:59No, it's also fun for me.
42:01Everything is fun for me
42:03in this business.
42:05I think I'm just a sugar cane man.
42:07After many years
42:09of commercial activity
42:11as a professional footballer,
42:13Ruri Gislason has finally found his destination.
42:15He is a born sugar cane farmer.
42:27Perfecto, he says.
42:31The cane is ready to be taken
42:33to the trapeze.
42:39It's a good machine
42:41that only needs three people to operate.
42:49It's nice to press
42:51with muscle strength yourself.
42:53We got rid of one.
42:55It wasn't that easy,
42:57but Rurik had fun.
43:01You can't do that alone
43:03in this challenge.
43:05That was pure teamwork.
43:11Because you can't operate
43:13this machine alone.
43:15You would need three arms for that.
43:25It's crazy to see the difference
43:27between you two.
43:29It's because it's easy
43:31for me.
43:33Did you see that?
43:35I almost threw
43:37the machete at my foot.
43:47It's so tiring.
43:49What's the name of this show again?
43:51Lightest Jobs?
43:53If only you were in it,
43:55it would be so hot.
43:59The activity is over.
44:01Now we're going to drink.
44:07Five liters, my friend.
44:09That's the task.
44:11If you compare
44:13this product,
44:15this huge amount of sugar cane,
44:17to what comes out later,
44:19what kind of work is that?
44:21They don't fill five bottles a year,
44:23but hundreds of thousands.
44:25Imagine how many people
44:28work to make sure
44:30that the product is
44:32valued.
44:44Wow.
44:46Very, very good.
44:50I rely on your expertise.
44:54We worked really hard for this drink.
44:56That's true.
44:58I've never worked so hard for a drink.
45:00Ross, we have something
45:02prepared for you.
45:04Oh, that's not even a pill.
45:08How cool is that?
45:10That's a challenge.
45:12Look, we're always a team.
45:14Yes, that's how we are.
45:16This is the original sugar cane juice
45:18that we filtered through Uli's sock in Cuba.
45:20Original?
45:22Yes, original.
45:25Cheers!
45:27Cheers!
45:29Cheers.
45:31Cheers.
45:35Too bad.
45:37What irritated me
45:39were the many dead flies
45:41in the drink.
45:43But we all fished them out.
45:45What do you mean,
45:47I don't understand how much he's putting in there.
45:49I think so.
45:51He's shaking a little.
45:53I think you got it wrong.
45:54Do you think I got 5 points? I don't know.
45:56Tell me, for what he just did, he didn't get 5 points.
45:59Yes, yes, definitely.
46:01Both 5 points.
46:02Minimum.
46:04Today I'm going to give you 5 points.
46:075 points?
46:085 points.
46:09Dude, bam!
46:10You see, 5 points for him here in Dorfheim.
46:12Thank you very much.
46:13Always try to do things well.
46:16Never say no.
46:17And whenever you need something that is badly done,
46:20solve it by doing it well.
46:22That's really nice.
46:23Thank you, Uli, you little sunshine.
46:24That's good for me.
46:25Uli, you are also an excellent apprentice.
46:30I'm proud of you two.
46:31You two are two people who like to work.
46:34You like to do things well, with determination.
46:38I have no complaints about you.
46:39And I also give you the 5 points today.
46:43I'm so proud of you.
46:4610 points.
46:4710 points.
46:48Mega.
46:49That means...
46:507 points.
46:5327 points.
46:54Almost 10 points difference.
46:56Almost.
46:57Yes, almost 10 points difference.
46:59But it's not 10 points.
47:00We're just...
47:01Yes, it's annoying.
47:02What's wrong with you?
47:03Just keep drinking.
47:04Yes, we'll take a quick look at your wellness program.
47:07Boring a little bit.
47:12You don't have to put a straw in it now.
47:14A straw, but a bouquet.
47:16You have to put a straw in it.
47:17That's the task.
47:18You have to put a straw in it.
47:20Let's see how you can do that.
47:22Hopefully you didn't cut your finger on one of the roses.
47:24That's not right.
47:25We're standing on the shit field,
47:27and the rats are fucked up.
47:30We're sweating so much.
47:31And he's making a straw horse.
47:33But wait a minute.
47:34It's not as easy as you think.
47:35And now you're insulting all...
47:38Florists.
47:39Florists, exactly.
47:41It's really not easy.
47:43No.
47:43And then it had to be round.
47:45Really.
47:46I have tears in my eyes.
47:47We did the work.
47:49Do you know how hard that is?
47:50And then within a...
47:51Within a given time, you have to put flowers.
47:53Within 30 minutes.
47:5430 minutes.
47:55Oh, wake me up when he's done with the flowers.
47:58And she even covers it up.
47:59Oh, wow.
48:02What are you doing here?
48:04Your mom is a florist?
48:05No, but she's great at dealing with plants.
48:08And she talks to them.
48:10She talks to the flowers?
48:11It's like I'm talking to you now.
48:13There's no difference.
48:16I don't get anything back.
48:19The Air of Confidence
48:25What could you have done better, Kastein?
48:27What? The little bet?
48:29I thought it was a show where you shat yourself
48:31and not where you put flowers together for your grandma's funeral.
48:34Let's look at the conclusion of your cruel journey.
48:37What will it be now?
48:38The review.
48:42You didn't do that badly, Ross.
48:44Finally.
48:45Finally, a compliment from you.
48:47Yes. – Patricia.
48:49Five points for the flower pot. – Five.
48:52For the flower pot. It doesn't matter what you say, it's five points.
48:55Really, it feels like we're in Montessori Kindergarten.
48:58What's next? Are we all going to fold a black card?
49:01And now, Patricia? – First of all, do I add my five points?
49:05Yes, add your five points. – Yes, we'll do that.
49:09So, it's still leading, but now it's time for points from Patricia.
49:12She's really winning with the cap, isn't she?
49:18Yes! It's a tie!
49:23Awesome! Mega! – It's a tie.
49:27Mega! Yeah!
49:32Just keep going, keep going!
49:34Yeah!
49:44I think I've rarely laughed so much in my life,
49:47as I did when I was in Cuba with Ruvik.
49:49What do you think, Patricia? How was your day today?
49:51I wasn't there, I was sick.
49:53But I think the two of them are crap.
49:58What they've read, everyone can do.
50:00Really?
50:01Well, it's nice that you weren't there,
50:03because then you'd be a bit sad if you'd said,
50:05I know, but it's the truth, isn't it?
50:06Sometimes the truth hurts to death.
50:09To you. – To the undecided.
50:11To Patricia. – To the deserved undecided.
50:15I still think we should have won.
50:18I just hope that the people who understand that we're telling a joke,
50:21don't think that we're fully serious.
50:24I think it's dead serious,
50:26so I think we really should have won.
50:29Yeah, that's what I meant.
50:32Patricia! This is for you!
50:35Oh my god, this is so awesome!