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Candid Eye
  • 9/16/2024
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00:00If you hear a voice from inside the shipping container, ignore it.
00:17It's your CPA, Darla.
00:20I know who it is.
00:21Hi, Darla. You have 29 days to pay the IRS.
00:25I'm aware of that.
00:27Would you like an orgasm, Darla Peterson?
00:30Lie in the tub and drape me over you.
00:39Darla Peterson, did you know that with your age, height and personality,
00:45you are more likely to die of loneliness than of old age?
00:50Are you in trouble, Darla?
00:57You're not perfect, Phil. No one is.
01:00You aren't for sure.
01:09Darla Peterson, will you come with me when I go to space tomorrow?
01:13You won't go to space tomorrow.
01:14I don't mean to pester you. You are a busy woman doing important work.
01:19Please, just menage this client and we can talk when we're home.
01:33No.
01:34Do it.
01:35No.
01:36Do you want to go to space or not?
01:37Mother is a sentient orgasm-granting yeast mass,
01:40and I'm going to charge people $1,000 to have mind-blowing orgasms until our debt is paid.
01:45And then I will assist her in her continuing journey to space.
01:49Sweet baby Jesus.