00:00America loves a superstar.
00:04I'm Jason, 2J's Jennings.
00:09I was a football legend.
00:11But once you reach the mountaintop of greatness, everybody wants to see you fall.
00:202J's just got smoked.
00:22Damn!
00:24You pled guilty to charges of speeding and damage to city property.
00:28I'm recommending community service with the Long Beach Recreations Department.
00:32I thought I was getting like some Martha Stewart kind of treatment.
00:35You too good for the community that raised you.
00:43I am football legend Jason 2J's Jennings, your new head coach.
00:49Let me get a picture with y'all real quick for Twitter.
00:51Some of y'all gonna get some girlfriends, but this right here.
00:55Keys!
00:56Kareem!
00:57Jason!
00:58I've been trying to get back in touch with you for years.
01:00I know you've been thinking about me, and I know you've been trying to get in touch with me.
01:03Is that pretty much right?
01:04You just put a gun in my head.
01:05Relax, J. The safety was on.
01:07Oh, no. It wasn't on.
01:09What?
01:10Imagine that.
01:13Before we can be the best, we gotta master the fundamentals.
01:19Pretty boy!
01:20Pretty boy!
01:21You missing pass after pass.
01:23You got on all that sweet-ass swag.
01:25The next time you come out here acting like a fake-ass rapper,
01:28we gonna kick your ass off the field.
01:30Stop acting like you got an album coming out.
01:35JJ, how you liking this game?
01:37Coach, this is a mess.
01:38I don't know what I'm doing.
01:39Do you remember what you were like when you showed up freshman year?
01:42You were a pain in the ass.
01:44Y'all don't know about nothing.
01:45Sound just like me.
01:46If you really wanna win a game,
01:48stop pushing away your team.
01:52Let's go!
01:54Feels like a black princess lair.
01:56Underdogs on three, underdogs on me.
01:58One, two, three!
02:08I got your mascots right here.
02:10Beat Killer and Skrilla.
02:12Two dogs for two Gs.
02:14I found them chained up in the back of the winter snitches.
02:18Let's go!
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