00:00Super cute!
00:01Do you just love getting to be home with them all the time?
00:07Yeah, I do. I love it.
00:10You're an artist, right?
00:12Well, I used to be.
00:13Oh, wow!
00:14But that feels like a lifetime ago.
00:16Yeah, yeah.
00:17Literally.
00:17Definitely. We get it.
00:19I used to be a stripper.
00:21The before times.
00:22Yeah, yeah.
00:26Nobody in this family can clean their own butts.
00:28No, no, no. Oh, that's okay.
00:32If you wake him up, I will rip your throat out.
00:35Okay, for what it's worth.
00:37I would kill to stay home with them every day.
00:43Mama fuzzy.
00:45I'm not fuzzy.
00:46I just feel off.
00:47Look at my teeth.
00:48Feel sharp there?
00:49It's a little bit weird.
00:51Motherhood.
00:52It changes you.
00:53It connects you to some primal urges.
00:59I feel like I'm stuck.
01:01Make up a plan, draw up a schedule.
01:03Happiness is a choice.
01:05Happiness is a choice.
01:07I'll try.
01:08I'm never going to be smart,
01:10happy,
01:12or thin
01:14ever again.
01:17Oh, and I'm pretty sure I'm turning into a dog.
01:19You're so funny.
01:22Do you ever feel like the big secret is that we are gods?
01:27We fucking create life.
01:31We are so powerful.
01:33What the fuck?
01:34I could crush a walnut with my vagina.
01:39I am a woman.
01:41I am an animal.
01:46I have nightmares.
01:54You're so dirty.
01:56Where did you go?
01:58I went for a run.
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