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Nirmal Rishi Comedy Scene _ Ni Main Sass Kuttni _ Punjabi Movie Scene _ Ohri Productions(1080P_HD)
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00:00
I don't listen to anyone's father today.
00:03
I won't go with you.
00:05
Otherwise, I'll come.
00:07
Hey, grandma.
00:08
What's the occasion today?
00:10
Why are you asking me?
00:12
Ask your daughter.
00:14
Whenever she has to go to someone's house,
00:16
she puts me on the trolley.
00:18
To get the money.
00:20
Today, I'm going to see a girl in the car.
00:22
I'll get the powder and get ready.
00:25
She tells me to go home.
00:27
Why?
00:28
I've kept the powder at home.
00:30
What's wrong with you?
00:32
You should have told me earlier.
00:34
I won't do it today.
00:35
I'm coming.
00:37
Hey, put her on the trolley.
00:39
She's been eating sweets since my wedding.
00:41
She'll get a stomachache.
00:43
If she has a stomachache,
00:44
she'll get someone else's number.
00:46
What do you mean?
00:47
I mean, let's go. We're getting late.
00:49
Listen to me carefully.
00:51
I won't leave you.
00:53
She'll go where she wants to go.
00:55
I'll go where I want to go.
00:56
I don't understand you.
00:58
What do you mean?
00:59
I'll go.
01:00
She didn't come to see me like this.
01:02
My son's wedding.
01:03
I'll choose my name.
01:05
I'm my son's mother.
01:15
I think Jandra is smart.
01:17
Mr. Buchola.
01:18
What did you do?
01:20
Actually, I got a proposal last week.
01:22
The girl's brother-in-law is a little fat.
01:24
That's why I pulled his leg.
01:26
Anyway.
01:27
He's the boy's brother-in-law.
01:29
And she's the girl's brother-in-law.
01:30
Both parties are sitting in front of me.
01:32
If you have any doubt, clear it.
01:34
Mother, you're the elder one.
01:35
You start.
01:36
Brother.
01:37
I wasn't coming.
01:38
I said, old man.
01:39
Why are you pushing me?
01:40
Whatever I do, you'll do it right.
01:42
But he agrees.
01:43
So I brought him here.
01:45
We can't even walk without mother.
01:48
I'm stuck here.
01:49
If mother doesn't want to go,
01:50
then I won't go either.
01:52
It was very difficult to get him out of the room.
01:55
Our elder wife was very angry with him.
01:57
We had to drag him out of the car.
02:00
He's so sweet.
02:02
You're right.
02:04
If your mother-in-law loves you so much,
02:06
how much will you love your son?
02:09
But doesn't the boy look a little old?
02:13
By now, it should have been a wedding.
02:15
Very right.
02:16
Very good point.
02:18
Actually, all the proposals the boy has received so far,
02:20
some were worth 10 lakhs,
02:22
some were worth 15 lakhs,
02:24
some were worth 20 lakhs.
02:25
But uncle says,
02:26
we should get him married where girls don't give dowry.
02:29
Wow.
02:30
What a great idea.
02:32
Uncle, you're in the right place.
02:34
You're in luck.
02:35
I didn't give dowry in the girls' wedding,
02:37
nor did I take it in my wedding.
02:39
Forget about the dowry.
02:41
You should only get one or two blouses.
02:43
One for father and one for mother.
02:46
Right, mother?
02:47
No, no.
02:48
If you get a blouse, you're a grandfather.
02:50
I say, if you get one,
02:51
you should give him a lot of kisses.
02:53
Forget about the dowry.
02:55
It's a lot of money.
02:57
You're right.
02:58
It's a lot of money.
02:59
Yes.
03:00
Let the girl be.
03:01
We'll get her a photocopy.
03:03
One more thing.
03:06
We don't give alcohol to the grooms on the day of the wedding.
03:09
What?
03:10
Don't the grooms drink?
03:11
No, no.
03:12
The grooms drink a lot.
03:14
Then they get drunk.
03:17
What?
03:18
This book came to my house instead of the groom's house.
03:21
Sehrat, do something.
03:23
If he doesn't come,
03:24
I'll spend the rest of my life with brother-in-law.
03:26
Is that so?
03:27
It was so dark at the wedding
03:28
that my brother read it.
03:29
I'll do something.
03:31
If he doesn't come,
03:32
I'll call him sister-in-law and make him tired.
03:34
Father.
03:35
Father?
03:37
Father, listen to me.
03:38
Mother.
03:39
One minute, son.
03:40
Yes, tell me.
03:41
This is our daughter, Simran.
03:43
And son, this is uncle.
03:48
Yes, son.
03:49
What were you saying?
03:50
Nothing, father.
03:51
I was saying
03:52
that brother-in-law is very handsome.
03:55
What were you saying?
03:56
Nothing.
03:57
I was saying
03:58
that sister-in-law likes me too.
04:01
The girl is very beautiful.
04:03
The couple will look good together.
04:06
If brother-in-law asks for anything else,
04:08
tell us.
04:09
Yes.
04:10
Sister-in-law likes to eat chilli paneer, dal makhani
04:12
and she must be craving for paneer.
04:14
Wait, wait, girl.
04:15
Are we going to get married or are we going to eat paneer?
04:17
My daughter asked for it.
04:19
She never turns away from me.
04:21
The house in which a new mother-in-law gets married,
04:23
that house is heaven.
04:25
That's true.
04:27
In our house,
04:28
the mother-in-law loves us so much
04:29
that people leave their evening meals
04:31
and go to the brothels
04:32
because love is about to begin.
04:36
So,
04:37
you like the boy
04:38
and we like your daughter.
04:39
Then tell me,
04:40
what is the wedding date?
04:42
For us, it's tomorrow.
04:45
Then why late?
04:46
Get up and kiss my feet.
04:57
Like this?
04:58
In front of everyone?
04:59
Sit down, old man.
05:01
I didn't ask you to hit me.
05:05
He's so funny.
05:07
He talks and kisses at the same time.
05:09
I don't know when we'll meet.
05:10
People!
05:12
I won't survive today.
05:15
I'm here.
05:18
No, no, old woman.
05:19
Don't do this, old woman.
05:20
All of you leave.
05:22
I'm here.
05:23
If someone dies because of me,
05:26
don't blame me.
05:28
Hurry up.
05:30
I think you'll get married today.
05:33
You won't survive today.
05:34
Whether I survive or not,
05:36
I shouldn't survive.
05:38
Because of her,
05:39
I'm going crazy.
05:41
Give me a glass of water.
05:44
If I die,
05:46
I'll send my blood to you.
05:48
Old woman,
05:49
like a kite,
05:50
you can't fly.
05:52
There's no water between Punjab and Haryana.
05:55
As much as there is between your mother-in-law.
05:57
Find out what happened.
05:59
Son,
06:00
this morning,
06:01
I served my mother-in-law in the house.
06:03
Then I asked your mother for water.
06:06
She said,
06:07
you can't drink it yourself.
06:08
What's wrong with you?
06:10
Now, I'll beat you up.
06:12
I'll beat you up.
06:13
But I'll drink water from this.
06:15
If you serve your mother-in-law in the house,
06:17
don't ask your mother-in-law for water.
06:19
Hit him.
06:20
Hit him.
06:21
Son,
06:23
your mother-in-law is crazy about water.
06:26
Daughter,
06:27
you give him water.
06:28
I make him drink water,
06:29
but I don't make him drink water.
06:30
He doesn't drink water in his body,
06:32
as much as he drinks water.
06:34
I don't know what's going on inside him.
06:36
Eat this.
06:37
Eat this.
06:38
Get down.
06:39
How can you talk to me like that?
06:41
If you're like this,
06:42
then why did you turn your face to the wrong people?
06:44
I didn't turn my face.
06:45
I was happy.
06:47
Then you should respect me.
06:50
Mother,
06:51
why are you getting angry?
06:53
If you don't get angry,
06:54
your mother-in-law won't be a good daughter-in-law.
06:55
Then why will you serve your father-in-law in the house?
06:57
Give water to your mother-in-law.
06:59
Hey,
07:00
you idiot.
07:01
You can't reach me.
07:02
People can reach the sun,
07:04
but I can't reach you.
07:05
There's no difference between me and the sun.
07:07
Right?
07:08
You're hotter than the sun.
07:09
The sun burns you in the morning.
07:11
Mother,
07:12
don't tell me,
07:13
if your mother-in-law dies,
07:14
then where will you get the money
07:15
to make stories of thirsty mothers?
07:17
Now,
07:18
the water won't flow.
07:19
If your mother-in-law starts a fire,
07:21
the forest will go with the water
07:23
and we'll be wrapped in a scarf.
07:26
I won't listen to you.
07:27
Listen to me.
07:28
Give me the onion.
07:29
Okay.
07:31
I won't give you the onion.
07:32
Why?
07:33
I'll get water for you.
07:38
Here's the cheque.
07:39
I'm here.
07:40
I don't have any other job
07:41
other than getting you married.
07:42
But you have high expectations.
07:44
First, you asked for 10 lakhs.
07:46
Then, you asked for 8 lakhs.
07:47
Then, you asked for 5 lakhs.
07:49
Now, tell me.
07:50
What do you want?
07:51
Now, we don't ask for anything.
07:53
Now, we just want our son.
07:55
That's all.
07:56
This is not fair.
07:57
Actually,
07:58
your son's marriage date
07:59
will be expired now.
08:00
If there's a divorce,
08:02
we'll try.
08:04
Yes, brother.
08:05
Yes, brother.
08:06
We want a girl like her.
08:07
A desi girl.
08:08
Not a desi girl.
08:09
He's talking about a divorce.
08:11
Why are you here?
08:13
I'm your younger brother.
08:14
Why are you here?
08:15
My dear son,
08:16
if I didn't get you a lollipop from the shop,
08:18
you wouldn't even have coins with you.
08:20
I mean to say, coins.
08:22
Mom,
08:23
why did you call him here?
08:24
He's the one who beat me up first.
08:26
What is she saying?
08:27
She's saying that
08:28
he's a curse
08:29
and he's a sinner.
08:30
And she wants Maruti to marry him.
08:32
Oh, you mean to say a lawyer?
08:34
Then leave the boy
08:35
and marry the boy's father.
08:37
Of course.
08:38
Have some shame.
08:39
You were the first one
08:40
to have a lover.
08:42
You're the first one
08:43
to have a lover.
08:44
Stop your nonsense
08:45
and listen to the boy.
08:47
You're right.
08:48
Actually,
08:49
I have another proposal.
08:50
But I can't give it to you.
08:51
We'll give you the girl.
08:52
I will try my best.
08:53
The girl is beautiful,
08:54
smart,
08:55
and educated.
08:56
But she's a curse.
08:57
People say she's a curse.
08:58
But her father says
08:59
she's never a curse.
09:00
We'll give you the girl.
09:01
But tell us
09:02
how old the girl is.
09:04
She's younger than you.
09:05
Minimum seven,
09:06
eight hours younger.
09:07
Understand?
09:08
Leave it.
09:09
But don't worry.
09:10
The proposal is done.
09:12
Are you sure?
09:13
Yes.
09:14
Then why are you sulking?
09:15
If you're sulking now,
09:16
I'll get you divorced
09:17
and get you married.
09:18
You can't go back
09:19
without getting married.
09:20
Okay.
09:21
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
09:23
Bye.
09:24
Congratulations.
09:25
Mom.
09:26
Congratulations.
09:27
Congratulations to all of you.
09:28
Congratulations.
09:29
Mom,
09:30
let me get married.
09:31
No, Mom, get up.
09:32
Get up.
09:33
Mom, I'm not going anywhere.
09:35
Mom, give me a little water.
09:37
Mom, get up.
09:38
Get up.
09:39
I'm not coming.
09:40
Let me go.
09:41
Mom, don't mention it.
09:46
Come on, Auntie.
09:48
The rain is going to stop,
09:50
The rain is going to stop,
09:52
I want to live.
09:54
I want to live.
09:55
I want to live.
09:57
I want to live.
09:59
I want to live.
10:00
a
10:26
This is the trunk, these are the watches, and this is the bag.
10:33
Where are you? Where are you hiding?
10:36
I won't let you get away with this.
10:38
I won't let you get away with this.
10:41
Biji, I just had to say it.
10:44
Shut up! I know what you're up to.
10:49
Forgive me, Biji.
10:50
Forgive you?
10:51
If my grandson doesn't get married, I'll tell you.
10:55
How can I believe you?
11:03
What can I say?
11:05
I can't even speak properly.
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