Umer_Shareef and Mathira Award_show

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00:00Bhaji aayi hai, aajao aajao, yeh bhi nahi dekh rahi hai, bhai piche baitha hu aur kahe

00:13jaa rahi hai, abhi toh main jawaan hai, bura lag raha tha mujhe.

00:17Tabhi jaagi hai jab saari zindagi guzar gayi?

00:19Nahi, meri beech mein 4-5 zandav pehle bhi jaagi thi.

00:23Lekin bhai, main gaya toh aap log soh rahi the.

00:28Toh ek makaan le deta na, toh aaj yeh kaam nahi hota.

00:31Toh ek makaan pe poora mustafvi dao pe laga diya behna.

00:37Aap meri favourite artist aapko pata hai.

00:39Peeche 25 ladkiyon ko bhi aap yeh hi kahe kehne hai.

00:42Nahi, 2 ladkiyon ko bhi kahe hai.

00:45Unmein ek aap hai, aur ek Maumar Rana hai.

00:49Yeh, yeh, aisi baat nahi hai mere bhai.

00:53Maine 2 ladkiye bhi balance pe rakhe hai.

00:56Acha, sir aap toh rahenge na.

00:582 minute, mera bhai nahi hai.

01:02Yeh ek kaan mein bunda kyun pehna hai jab kya aapki dono kaan hai?

01:11Kaun kaun log baitha hai? Zara mukbari karna hai.

01:13Mujhe nahi door se nadar nahi hota hai.

01:15Sir, lekin Momi aape hai, Rambo sahab yaha par hai.

01:18Arbaaz Momi aur Rambo toh yeh, yeh toh package hai.

01:23Yeh aap PIA se ek ticket le hain, yeh wo aapko teen denge yeh mandon ke saath.

01:29Yeh package hai, yeh toh package aa gaya na poora.

01:32Yeh aate hi hain, yeh akele kabhi aate hi nahi hain.

01:35Ab inko force offer uti, wo bol raha hai, yeh bhi jaayenge toh main jaaunga.

01:39Yeh aise hain, yeh rahenge bhi ek hi khandak mein.

01:42Chale, batayi.

01:44Mathira ji hai yaha pe.

01:46Allahu Akbar.

01:49Yani ke, jo log ba wazoo hain.

02:01Matlab, yaar aap log yaar, yaar toh aap log shor kar lein, yaar pe baat ki gehrahi ko.

02:07Saadat asand Manto ke jumle hain yeh.

02:11Manto sahab firmaate hain apni kitab mein.

02:14Unke kitab-e Umar Sharif, usme unke firma hai.

02:18Toh main Mathira ko mera khale ek lamay ke liye bula loon aapki maujood ki mein.

02:23Mathira, aajao.

02:27Mathira itni pyari artist hai, mere show mein aayi.

02:31Toh ghavraad mein humne inko jaldi mein bula liya.

02:34Toh jaldi mein aayi, saadi ke neeche jeans ki pant pehn ke aaya.

02:40Hum main dekha rahe hoon, saadi ke neeche se pant nikliye.

02:43Phir wo maine isko cover karwaaya.

02:45Mathira, kaise hai?

02:46Sir, raat ke teen bje aapko show hua tha, main apna show khatam kar kar aayi thi.

02:51Aacha.

02:52Isliye jeans pehni pari.

02:55Isliye jeans pehni pari.

02:59Kaunsa show hai jo raat ko teen bje khatam hota bhai?

03:04Kaunsa show hai? Aap bataye, aap bhi show karte hai yaar.

03:07Aap tu nahi bata rahe hain.

03:10Mera late night show.

03:11Aacha, tera late night show.

03:16Aar is ladki ki shadi main karwaana chahata hoon.

03:19Kasi aise aadmi se jisse mujhe intaqam lena hai.

03:25Revenge lene ke liye main iss se uski shadi karwaa hoon.

03:28Mathira ko dhund liya, koi aisa pyaara handsome.

03:32Tumhara zain mein aisa hi ladka hai na Tashabur mein.

03:35Jhoot na bolna.

03:38Stage pe aage lag jayegi, batara hoon.

03:40Yeh bhai jaisa hai, bhai material hai.

03:44Bhai material hai.

03:46Isko bhai material nahi chahiye.

03:50Chu kaisa material chahate hai re?

03:54Yeh paida ho gayi hai Pakistan mein.

03:57Magar iski rooh jo hai na, wo America mein badakte hai raat ko.

04:02Abhi main iss se baat karunga.

04:04Aap ko main jaane ka kaunga yaar.

04:08Tum kyun aayen the?

04:10Aap inhe toh bolaya tha.

04:12Maine bolaya tha, toh tum aa gaye the.

04:14Toh kya nahi aao?

04:15Nahi, tumhe aana chahiye.

04:17Main tumhe parso phir bolaunga.

04:21Lekin award mein nahi.

04:26Tumhe kaale kapde, mera sochke, mera sun liya tha kaale kapde?

04:31Mujhe kya pata aap kaale kapde pehnege?

04:34Aapne, haan kaale hi pehnege.

04:36Kaale hi toh hai.

04:38Tumhe kya safed lag rahi hai?

04:40Shirt dekh rahi thi.

04:42Yeh toh zara contrast banaya na maine.

04:45Toh ne bhi toh banaya hai, yeh diamonds bakara ka.

04:49Khud toh nahi liya hunge aapne.

04:53Gift, gift, gift.

04:55Bahot saari taaliyan Matira ke liye.

04:57Meri badi betakadu dost aur bahot achi host hai aamari Pakistan ki.

05:01Matira, thank you karenge.

05:03Thank you, Shiv.

05:08Doston, hamare haan, Rai sahab,

05:11Rai sahab,

05:13doso aadmi maar de,

05:15poora media unke peeche pad gaya.

05:17O yaar, kaale bandhani inne bandhani maar te?

05:19Arre bhai, aap Salman Khan ko nahi dekh rahe hain?

05:22Ek punch maar rahe hain,

05:24bees aadmi oorte ve ja rahe hain.

05:27Oorte ve neeche gir rahe hain.

05:29Hum bana le toh museebat.

05:31Lekin hamari film industry koi kam toh nahi thi yaar.

05:34Hamare paas bhi toh artist the.

05:36Hamare bhi toh Muhammad Ali the na.

05:39Kya?

05:41Dekhi yeh woh legend hain,

05:43jinki aapko naam sunkar hi itni zor ki taali bhajaye,

05:47taake aisaas ho,

05:49ke ham kitni izzat kar rahe hain.

05:51Aap Sholay, Sholay dekhi hain aap logon hain?

05:53Qureshi sahab, aapne dekhi hogi.

05:55Qureshi sahab aisi filme dekhte hain,

05:57Sholay wale mein.

05:59Inko pata ho na, tone deniye.

06:01Sholay mein, Ramgarh.

06:03Ek gaon, Ramgarh.

06:08Sanata.

06:10Kahin ko kutta wale.

06:18Iss sound effect ke saath,

06:20teen chaar murge bhaag rahe hain.

06:23Ek aadha bakriyan bhaag rahe hain.

06:27Koi machhaye pe.

06:30Ek kareda kahin se.

06:34Chalta baar nikal gaya.

06:36Ek aadmi bin bhi,

06:38bila waja betha basti mein,

06:40payya seeda kar rahe hain.

06:42Koi kaam hi nahi hai uska.

06:44Yeh total gaon hain.

06:46Main pooch raha hoon aap logon se,

06:48aap saare zaheen log hain,

06:50Gabbar yahan ke apni maa ka jahez

06:52lootne aata tha?

06:57Tha gaya hoon.

06:59Toh film ka main bata raha tha ke,

07:01Terminator mein dekhe hain aap.

07:03Terminator aaya hain,

07:05upar se aake giraaye,

07:06aur wo itna apna aapko convert kar leta hai,

07:08deewar mein se nikal jata hai,

07:10carpet ban jata hai,

07:11jail mein se nikal jata hai,

07:12loha hai uske hauthon mein se nikalna churna jata hai,

07:14melt ho jata hai,

07:15uske baad wo drop ki shakal mein chala jata hai,

07:16uske baad bhai katta ho jata hai,

07:17phir banda ban jata hai.

07:18Yeh saari uski salaiyate hain.

07:21Aur wo ek bachche ko dhund raha hai,

07:23aur uski tasveer dikha ke,

07:25logon se poochta phir raha hai,

07:26ek shot mein,

07:27ke tumne yeh bachche kahin dekha hai.

07:30Abhi yeh Terminator hain,

07:31yeh jameel agarbatti wala hai,

07:32kaun hai yeh aadmi.

07:35Is ghalati ko,

07:36nahi dekhega Hollywood.

07:38Humari ghalatiye dekhenge,

07:39ki hum kya bana rahe hain.

07:42Aapki mohabbaton ka,

07:43aapki pyaar ka,

07:44bahut bahut shukriya.

07:45Thank you very much.

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