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00:00Hi!

00:01You saved my life.

00:02If your life was saved, would I be alive?

00:03A very happy birthday to my girlfriend.

00:05Kajal!

00:07Now tell me, why did you call me here?

00:08I thought I would do some shopping.

00:09Will you do the shopping or will you make me do the shopping?

00:10It's the same thing.

00:11Let's go.

00:12Let's go.

00:13Let's go.

00:14Let's go.

00:15Let's go.

00:16Let's go.

00:17Let's go.

00:18Let's go.

00:19Let's go.

00:20Let's go.

00:21Let's go.

00:22Let's go.

00:23Let's go.

00:24Let's go.

00:25Let's go.

00:26Let's go.

00:27Let's go.

00:28Let's go.

00:29Let's go.

00:30I forgot.

00:31What?

00:32I have to return a shirt.

00:33You wait here.

00:34I'll get it from the car.

00:35Just a minute.

00:36Just a minute.

00:37Are you tired?

00:59I'm sorry.

01:00What?

01:01I'm sorry?

01:02You broke my headlight.

01:03You broke his eggs.

01:04Who will pay for it?

01:05Is he your father?

01:06Let him go, Madhu.

01:07He looks decent.

01:08Decent?

01:09From where?

01:10He looks like a loafer.

01:11Loafer.

01:12Hey, Madhu.

01:13Madhu.

01:14Madhu.

01:15Madhu.

01:16Madhu.

01:17Madhu.

01:18Madhu.

01:19Madhu.

01:20Madhu.

01:21Madhu.

01:22Madhu.

01:23Madhu.

01:24Madhu.

01:25Madhu.

01:26Madhu.

01:27Madhu.

01:28You look like a loafer.

01:29Hey, Phoolan Devi.

01:30What is it?

01:31Watch your tongue.

01:32Don't be so clunky.

01:33Ajay, give me the money.

01:35You.

01:36Hey, chicken thief.

01:37How much for your eggs?

01:38Five hundred.

01:39Just five hundred.

01:40Take this.

01:41And what about your egg?

01:42What?

01:43The egg of your car.

01:44Headlight.

01:45Five hundred.

01:46Five hundred.

01:47Take this.

01:48A thousand.

01:49A thousand?

01:50For what?

01:51I'll tell you.

01:52That's why.

01:53Get lost.

01:56Get lost.

01:57Just a minute.

01:57What is it?

01:59Here's Rs.5000.

02:02What for?

02:02I'll tell you.

02:09For this.

02:12But this is for Rs.4000.

02:13Yes.

02:14The rest is tip for Rs.1000.

02:16Got it, my darling?

02:19Let's go, Kajal.

02:24You...

02:24No, no, no.

02:25Forget it. She's a girl.

02:27So what if she's a girl?

02:28She gives me tips and calls me a loafer.

02:30Do I look like a loafer to you?

02:31I didn't give you the money to play games.

02:33I gave it to you to sell. Got it?

02:35Sorry, sir.

02:39What are you doing?

02:40What are you doing?

02:41You're cleaning a marble set worth Rs.500,000

02:43with a cheap stick.

02:45Do you know who's coming to see it today?

02:47Who?

02:47Mr. Nawab Changezi of Agra.

02:51Got it? Go.

02:52Sorry, darling. Sorry, darling.

02:55Excuse me.

02:57Excuse me. I'm here.

02:58Oh, Mr. Putli.

03:00Yes, Mr. Putli. I mean, madam.

03:02Sir, take this shirt from you. It's defective.

03:05Defective? Impossible. Impossible.

03:07What impossible?

03:08Look, there's a hole in it. Show me.

03:10I didn't see it.

03:11You didn't see it?

03:12I didn't see it.

03:12I'll show you right now.

03:15I'll show you right now.

03:17I saw it. I saw it. I saw it.

03:19Suleman. Suleman.

03:20Show madam the shirt.

03:22Or she'll tear my pant too.

03:24Madam, go to the counter. He'll show you the shirt.

03:27Yes. Yes.

03:28Show it. Show it.

03:30Come on. I'm in a good mood now.

03:31I'm quiet because of you.

03:33Or I'd have turned that lizard into a cockroach.

03:34Okay, fine.

03:39She calls me a fool.

03:40Raja, buy a shirt for yourself.

03:42I'll go and look for a girl for myself.

03:44I mean, I'll go and look for shoes.

03:47Why are you showing me the pant? Show me the shirt.

03:52Get a girl for yourself.

03:53You'll get tired of wearing the same shirt for long.

03:56Alright.

03:58You'll get tired of wearing the same shirt for very long.

04:00You'll get tired of wearing that same shirt for a long time.

04:02Come on, go and get the girl.

04:04I'm here, buddy.

04:05Go get the girl.

04:06Go.

04:11Go get the girl.

04:12Someone don't be late.

04:13Go.

04:14Go.

04:15Go.

04:16Go.

04:17Go.

04:17Go, go, go.

04:18Go.

04:19Go.

04:20Go.

04:21Mr. Dinda, Mr. Changesi, come and have a look at the statue.

04:26Hey! Why are you apologizing to the statue?

04:29Get out of here.

04:32Mr. Nawab, the statue has been searched for you.

04:37Okay.

04:48Mr. Nawab, actually...

04:50Shut up!

04:56Praise the Lord!

04:58Glory to the Lord!

05:00What a workmanship!

05:02This workmanship has changed the nature of God.

05:05We will give this workmanship not 5 lakhs, but 50 lakhs.

05:0950 lakhs?

05:11Who made this statue?

05:13Who made this statue?

05:15Mr. Nawab, I made it with my own hands.

05:18Go to hell!

05:20You don't know what you have made with your own hands.

05:24If you order me, I will make a new one.

05:26That's what I don't want.

05:29Shah Jahan had his workers cut off their hands after building the Taj Mahal.

05:32So that the Taj Mahal doesn't get built again.

05:35You can't build it again.

05:37That's why I will cut off your hands.

05:39I will cut off your hands.

05:40Aladdin!

05:41Yes, Your Highness.

05:42I am going.

05:44Take both the hands of the Persian and go to Agra.

05:47I will kill you.

05:50Oh, God!

06:01Help! Help!

06:03My bag! My bag!

06:05Who is it?

06:11Hey, Persian! Open the door!

06:13What should I do? What should I do?

06:15What should I do?

06:17I will use my mobile too.

06:19Let's go. 1-0-0.

06:21Hello! Stand up! Passing police station.

06:25Listen, give me a family pack of Colgate.

06:27Yes, ma'am.

06:27Give me one too.

06:28Yes, sir.

06:32Sorry, sir. There is only one family pack in stock.

06:34I will take it.

06:35I will take it.

06:35Leave it.

06:36I won't leave it.

06:36My hand was first.

06:37My eyes were first.

06:38Ladies first.

06:38Why should I go to the bathroom?

06:39Look, you are messing with me.

06:40It's a childhood habit.

06:41I will bring it.

06:42Okay, take it. You need it more.

06:44Why?

06:45Because you stink.

06:47What?

06:47Yes, your mouth stinks.

06:57Hey!

07:00You stink.

07:01Your body stinks.

07:02Your character stinks.

07:03You need it more.

07:05Take this.

07:06Take it. Take more.

07:17Help!

07:40I will kill you.

07:42I will kill you.

07:47Look, sister-in-law.

07:53I will kill you.

07:54Oh, no!

07:56Leave me.

07:57I will kill you.

07:59Leave me.

08:00Leave me.

08:02Leave me.

08:02I will cut this witch's hair.

08:04Leave me.

08:05I will cut this fool's nose.

08:07I will see what you will do.

08:09Constable.

08:10Police.

08:10I will burn anyone who moves from their place.

08:14Leave me.

08:15Leave me.

08:16Look, Raja.

08:17If my father finds out, he won't bail us out.

08:19Come on. Run.

08:21I won't spare you.

08:22Where are you running, pigeon?

08:24Come here.

08:24Madhu, I will show you. Relax.

08:26Come on.

08:27You want to mess with me?

08:30Harbu, we have come to this filth.

08:33But are you sure that your daughter will sign this marriage certificate?

08:38She will, Ranjeet. She will do it happily.

08:40Driver, stop the car.

08:43Ranjeet, you wait. I will just come.

08:47Hey, mister. Where is Harinibas?

08:49Hey, I am asking you.

08:53Hey.

08:57You scoundrel.

08:58I will kill you.

08:59I will kill you.

09:00Idiot.

09:01I will hit you with a matchbox.

09:03Daddy.

09:04I will beat you.

09:06Daddy, you and here?

09:08What a pleasant surprise.

09:10Uncle, come inside.

09:11You call me uncle.

09:13I am just Mr. Harbanslal for you.

09:15Do you understand?

09:23Bloody crow.

09:42Did you see, daddy?

09:43Even the crows didn't like what you said.

09:45Tell me, dad. Why have you come here?

09:47I want your signature on these papers.

09:49I have to send them to America today.

09:51I will sign it, dad. But before that..

09:53..you will have to sign some papers.

09:55What?

09:56Uncle Dino.

09:57Uncle Dino.

09:58Yes, dear.

09:59Bring the contract file.

10:00Yes, I am bringing it, dear.

10:01Which contract are you talking about?

10:02The one in which it is written that you are transferring..

10:05..all the land of the colony to the people who live here.

10:07What?

10:08Yes.

10:08Are you out of your mind?

10:09What do you think?

10:10That I will transfer my land worth crores of rupees..

10:12..in the name of these naked people?

10:14No. Never.

10:15So what do you think?

10:16That I will sign on these rotten papers of yours?

10:19No. Never.

10:23Oh, no.

10:24Give it to me.

10:25Give me the paper. I will sign it.

10:26Here.

10:27Here you go.

10:28Every time I have to kneel down in front of your stubbornness.

10:31Still you don't give up.

10:33Signature, please. There.

10:35Sign.

10:36Sign.

10:37Sign.

10:38Sign.

10:42Daddy, I love you.

10:43You are wonderful.

10:44What are you doing?

10:45That's more like it, Daddy.

10:46Now tell me where I have to sign.

10:47Shall I sign on my death warrant too?

10:49You have to sign here.

10:50Where is the pen?

10:51Give me the pen. Hurry up.

10:52Give me the pen.

10:53Here.

10:54Yes.

10:55Daddy, you are so sweet.

10:56Yes.

10:57Daddy, you are wonderful.

10:58Right.

10:59You are the best daddy in the whole wide world.

11:03Come on, Kajal.

11:04Let's celebrate.

11:05Let's tell everyone.

11:06Come on.

11:07They agreed, brother.

11:09They agreed.

11:10They gave us 2 crores of land and got 100 crores of happiness.

11:14Now our children will not only get married as per their wish..

11:17..but they won't even think about anyone else.

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