00:00we're different people some people won't wait in line they'll see a line oh god there is
00:11a line mexicans won't wait in line we don't even know what the line's for
00:16go get in line go get in line
00:38and once you get in you let everyone in
00:40they're not gonna get you come on
00:55different people we're not happy for anybody a true latino is never happy when other people
01:00do well our first instinct is negative did you hear ruben got a job at the hospital the
01:07marihuana working at the hospital shit i'm gonna call up watch hello hospital ruben's
01:20at marihuana over that way he'll learn
01:35my grandmother i learned from my grandma grandma 82 years old everything she says
01:38is negative everything grandma hear about maria what that she's pregnant
01:45no she's getting married like i said
01:56with blue eyeshadow so you can see it they keep their eyes closed
02:00are you gonna go to the wedding i went to the first three
02:12she got four kids getting married in a white dress
02:20she should get married in a white dress with black sleeves
02:26and a hole in the front
02:33but tell her i said hi
02:37bring me a plate
02:38that's all they want
02:49we never say congratulations you ever see people man that happy for other people oh
02:52god you're awesome congratulations you rock
03:00we never say congratulations what do we say awesome i think you're up bad or what
03:03we'll still kick your ass
03:09now go to the hallmark store look for that card
03:15can i help you sir yeah you don't have a 19 year old bad card
03:20liar say swear to god swear to god
03:28how about a u.s shit balloon you don't have one of those
03:33shit you guys don't have nothing here
03:37we need our own greeting cards we need we need mexicano greeting cards because the ones
03:41at the stores are too happy we don't understand that
03:44you need one that says heard about your new job you open it up don't fuck it up like the
03:48last time
03:59we're tough from the time we're kids you get that tough love little babies cry the mothers
04:04run over oh my god caitlin are you all right
04:11let him cry mija let him cry it's good for his lungs let him cry
04:23let him cry turn the music up i don't need to hear this shit turn that music
04:34then they go pick you up don't pick him up don't pick him up he's gonna get used to it
04:38don't pick him up now he's gonna want you to hold them and
04:46change them you may as well have another one because you messed that one up
04:56different people we trick you into helping we wait till you sit down ruben what are you
05:02doing right now right now i'm not doing nothing help me fix my truck i gotta pull the transmission
05:09out and put a new one in oh you mean right now right now
05:25i can't do it right now right now when shit probably later later later but not right now
05:34right now you should have told me before
05:47old school we're always late we're late because none of the clocks work in our houses they
05:52don't need batteries the tv is the clock it's always on grandma when do you take your
05:59medicine when judge judy i take my pill we don't have clocks in the house all we have
06:12is calendars from every panaderia we've ever been to on the walls every wall and it's the
06:21same picture the aztec dude and the dead lady and your grandma doesn't want to take
06:32it down that reminds me of me when i was young
06:34and i used to they used to bring me home like that barefoot with a flower in my hair
06:43i never had a water hose at my house that had the metal end
06:54you know it was always cut and cut the minute they had a hole over here they cut
07:03i wanted a nozzle my grandfather like you got a thumb you got a nozzle
07:15how do i turn it off pinch it
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