00:00Hi babe. Sorry I don't hook up with guys on the street. What do you say now babe?
00:13Is that your car? Well yeah it is. I'm Linda. Wanna go for a ride Linda? Yeah sure, can I drive?
00:24What's in it for me? If you give me the keys, you can go to my place.
00:39Can you take a picture of me driving? My friends will die of jealousy. No problem. Thank you.
00:53Where... You... Mr. Roger, I don't know how to say it to you.
01:06Some girl stole my car. That's right. I don't know how it happened. I already called the police.
01:15I know you did. But they can't find the car. You'll have to work for me. For free.
01:23Yes sir, okay. For about 300 years. Can you last that long?
01:30Maybe 500 years. For that kind of...
01:35You little brat! Were picking up chicks in my car and thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
01:42I'm gonna destroy you! You little stupid piece of...
01:52Sir, it's not my fault. You were picking up girls in my car. Short brunette with brown eyes, right?
01:59Sir...
02:06Derek! Honey! Come on out!
02:09Honey?
02:11Yes, this is my daughter. She studied in Europe and came here for a week.
02:16Nice to meet you.
02:18I told you, you were going to my place.
02:22Derek, exhale. Starting today, you're her driver for a week.
02:27Okay, Mr. Rogers.
02:30We're prepared. We're going on a picnic tomorrow. Macho man.
02:48Hey, watch yourself!
02:50Remember me, classmate?
02:53Hi, Kyle.
02:55How are you, loser?
02:56I'm busy, Kyle.
02:58You're busy? You got a job driving for some rich guy, huh? Or are you just washing his car?
03:05That's none of your business.
03:07Years have passed, but you're still the same loser I locked in school locker room.
03:12Hey, honey!
03:16Here I am. Thanks for waiting.
03:19Is that your friend?
03:21It's Kyle, my classmate.
03:23Kyle, huh? That moron who couldn't figure out 2 plus 2, right?
03:27What? Oh, yeah. It's that moron.
03:32What did you see?
03:34Oh, he seems a little aggressive. That's normal for less intelligent people. Come on, honey. Let's go.
03:40Yeah, honey. Come on.
03:53Let's go.
04:13Why didn't you stand up to that idiot?
04:16I don't know.
04:18Yeah, right. It's not like picking up girls with a sport car.
04:23To be honest, it was the first time.
04:26Listen, you don't need a fancy car to hook up girls.
04:32You think so?
04:34Yeah. Just believe in yourself, listen to your heart and do what it says.
04:41And don't give a damn about anything else.
04:45That's the only way to succeed.
04:48So, what is your dream?
04:52What do you mean?
04:54Well, I don't think that you dreamed of being my father's driver.
04:58I like photography. Portraiture.
05:02That's why I have my camera all the time with me, looking for interesting faces.
05:07That's great. Just have a little more faith in yourself and you'll succeed.
05:18So, what are you doing?
05:22Oh, I thought we were having a picnic.
05:29Yeah, me and my boyfriend.
05:32There he is.
05:34Hi, honey.
05:36Sorry, I had a patient.
05:38That's totally fine. We've got everything ready.
05:40This is Derek. He's my driver and he's also a photographer.
05:43And he has a great future.
05:48And I just about convinced him to take a couple of photos of us.
05:53Yeah, sure.
05:57All right. What should we do?
06:00Oh, nothing. Act like normal.
06:13What am I going to do without you?
06:16I don't know.
06:18I don't know.
06:20I don't know.
06:22I don't know.
06:24I don't know.
06:26I don't know.
06:28I don't know.
06:30I don't know.
06:32I don't know.
06:34I don't know.
06:36I don't know.
06:38I don't know.
06:40I don't know.
06:41What am I going to do with you, Derek?
06:51Wake up! The car's been stolen!
06:53That's not my fault.
06:57Sorry.
06:59Sorry.
07:01Just take me home, okay?
07:03Are you okay? Where's Bill?
07:05Oh, he got called into work.
07:07You know, just a typical day of a nurse or a surgeon.
07:12Let me see the photos.
07:16The lighting was bad. It doesn't look great.
07:22That's too bad.
07:24Yeah.
07:42Hello, Mrs. Rogers.
07:45Hi.
07:47Derek, are you sleeping?
07:50No.
07:52Listen, I'm bored.
07:54Bill's in surgery. My dad's out of town.
07:57Do you want to come over and maybe company?
08:00What?
08:02Please, come over. I'm waiting for you.
08:12Derek!
08:14Finally, you're here!
08:16Hi.
08:18Listen, this is my friend Lisa,
08:20and she's very interested in male company.
08:24But I...
08:26Come on, get it together.
08:28And stop doubting yourself, okay?
08:30All right, Mrs. Rogers.
08:32You can call me Caroline.
08:34And, uh...
08:36I lied a bit about you.
08:38I lied a bit about you, Derek.
08:41What?
08:43Just to make it easier.
08:45And take off these glasses.
08:48So, gay glasses.
08:50Come on, let's go.
08:52Lisa, look who's here.
08:54Hi, Derek.
08:56Hi.
08:58I'm Lisa. I'm Caroline's friend.
09:00Nice to meet you.
09:02She told me so much about you.
09:04How did you get Lady Gaga to do this photoshoot?
09:08You know...
09:11We were in a club, and I...
09:14And?
09:16Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:18I don't want to hear this story for a hundredth time, please.
09:21Oh, don't be so selfish.
09:23I'm just curious.
09:26Curious, right.
09:28You know, Lisa, I've got an idea.
09:31You know, it's getting really late,
09:33and what if Derek will give you a ride home,
09:35and he'll tell you all about it on the way, no?
09:40I don't know.
09:42It's a little bit awkward.
09:45Oh, that's totally fine.
09:47Have you ever driven a sport car?
09:51Really?
09:54Okay.
09:56I just need one more minute, okay?
09:58One more minute.
10:00Okay.
10:02He'll thank me later.
10:06Okay.
10:19Derek?
10:21What happened?
10:23Why did you come back?
10:25I just wanted to tell you that I got a car back.
10:30Where's Lisa?
10:32She's at home.
10:35That's all?
10:37She asked to come in for coffee.
10:42Well, that sounds great.
10:44What did you say?
10:46Who drinks coffee at night?
10:50Derek, are you an idiot?
10:52I mean, if you want to be a loser, then be one.
10:56That is your life.
10:58That's right. It's my life.
11:00Don't ever do that again, Mrs. Roger.
11:03Why did you wake me up?
11:05I told you.
11:07To tell you that the car is here and it's okay.
11:09Oh, are you sure that the car is okay
11:11and you didn't hit something on the way here?
11:13Huh?
11:16What are you doing?
11:18Tell me. Tell me what you really want to say.
11:24Tell me. Tell me the real reason.
11:32Tell me.
11:44Finally.
11:46Finally, you did something right.
11:48But you have a fiancé.
11:51Yes, I do.
11:53And I love him.
11:57I'm going to marry him.
11:59We're going to have children.
12:02But what you did was right.
12:08I don't understand.
12:10Why did you kiss me back?
12:12Just listen to your heart and do what it says.
12:15And don't give a damn about anything else.
12:24That was a cruel what you just did.
12:28Maybe it was. Maybe it wasn't.
12:32Maybe it was.
12:38Tell your father I quit.
12:58Derek.
13:00Nice to see you.
13:02Why didn't you tell me about the expansion of your family?
13:05I would have prepared a gift.
13:07I want you to improvise.
13:09Lisa, you're very lucky to have such a husband.
13:13Can you believe it? He used to work for me as a driver.
13:16But I always said he had a streak.
13:19It's my teaching.
13:21If it weren't for me,
13:23he wouldn't be where he is today.
13:26Well, this is for you.
13:28No way.
13:30A gift for an old friend.
13:32First work in the new exhibition.
13:34An exclusive.
13:36I love you, Derek.
13:40Guys, my collector friends will die of envy.
13:44An exclusive from Derek Lambert himself.
13:49Derek, do you remember my daughter?
13:52Hey.
13:54Hi, Caroline.
13:56Bill, this is my wife Lisa.
13:58Everyone's here.
14:00And as the birthday boy,
14:02I'd like to give the first toast to Derek.
14:04Thank you for coming, buddy.
14:06Mr. Rogers. No, Dylan.
14:08I don't have a long speech.
14:10All I can say is
14:12thank you.
14:15Cheers.
14:17Cheers.
14:29Cheers.
14:31Cheers.
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