00:00This kid is in peril.
00:05It's a dreaded handy pole.
00:08Gross!
00:09Me?
00:10Ow!
00:11Eww!
00:12When kids are in trouble, it can only mean...
00:15This is a job for Safety Queen!
00:31Safety Queen!
00:33Safety Queen!
00:34Hello!
00:35Safety Queen!
00:37Whoa!
00:41Safety Queen!
00:44Oh, ow!
00:45What was that?
00:46Who are you?
00:48Safety Queen?
00:50That's cute to you.
00:52Uh-huh.
00:54Uh-huh.
00:56Well, that band-aid will just have to stay there.
01:00Forever.
01:03Try pulling it off and...
01:05It will make you scream.
01:08The exact pitch of a band-aid pole screen is enough to shatter glass.
01:13Or in your case, glasses.
01:16Without your glasses, you can't see.
01:18You'll bump into walls 7.5 times a day.
01:21This will leave smudges.
01:23Your mom's friends see the smudges.
01:25You make faces.
01:27The faces stick that way.
01:29It's a phenomenon.
01:31Everyone wants to see them.
01:33Traffic piles up.
01:36Very unsafe.
01:40Oh, it's not so bad.
01:47Germs are never safe.
01:49I'm off.
01:51No need to thank me.
01:53Well, thank you.
01:55With Safety restored, she splits the scene.
01:59Another non-adventure for...
02:02Safety Queen!
