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افتخار ٹھاکر کا انداز ھی اپنا ھے

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00:00You don't recognize your own horse?
00:02I don't recognize my own horse?
00:04My own horse has four legs, my horse has two legs and two arms.
00:11Jai Sahib, look at what he's saying.
00:14Ask him if he's ever seen a horse this strong.
00:17Jai Sahib, of course he's never seen a horse this strong,
00:19but he's only seen it on his feet.
00:21Sometimes he sees it on his feet, on his hands,
00:24and people think it has four legs.
00:26The ones that have fingers have legs too, not arms.
00:29Jai Sahib, you must have seen it in fairs,
00:31where the horse dances on its feet,
00:33and its hands go like this.
00:38Jai Sahib! Jai Sahib!
00:39Jai Sahib, ask him if he's ever seen a horse this strong,
00:41but he's only seen it on his feet, not arms.
00:44If you hadn't done it yesterday, I would have done it.
00:48Jai Sahib, I'll only ask him three questions,
00:52and then I'll prove that he's Sita Paniyar.
00:54What else?
00:55What's your name?
00:56I don't even have a name,
00:58I'm just a drunkard's father.
01:00Jai Sahib, ask him if he's ever seen a horse this strong,
01:02but he's only seen it on his feet, not arms.
01:04Hey, take out your case,
01:06or I'll shoot you in the eye.
01:08Hey, tell me something.
01:09What do you want to hear?
01:10I don't want to hear anything.
01:10No, no, no, no, I'll tell you something.
01:12What is it?
01:13Give me half a pakora,
01:15I don't want half a naan.
01:20Naan?
01:21Is the naan for us or for Roghni?
01:22For us.
01:23For Roghni?
01:24No.
01:24You can't leave, you'll stay here.
01:27Jai Sahib,
01:29can you see
01:31how this criminal
01:33is trying to bribe me?
01:35Sir, he's saying
01:37that he's hungry,
01:39and he wants to eat.
01:41This is the sign of Miran's innocence,
01:43that he's offering two pakoras for one naan.
01:45Innocent.
01:49Jai Sahib,
01:51can I ask this innocent man's name?
01:53My name is S.T. Malangredi.
01:55And my father's name is Dabba Peeri.
01:59Jai Sahib, I'd like to present some witnesses.
02:01First of all,
02:03I'd like to present Zamurda Begum
02:05and Chamian Bhai.
02:07Who? Who?
02:09Zamurda Bhai and Chamian Bhai.
02:11Without objection,
02:13I'd like to present my family.
02:19I'd like to present my family.
02:21I have 6 samosas.
02:236 samosas.
02:25Would you like to bring some chole with you?
02:27No.
02:29You're going to stay here, aren't you?
02:33Where would I eat my samosas without you?
02:37Jai Sahib,
02:39can I present my family?
02:41Yes, you can.
02:43Zamurda Bhai and Chamian Bhai,
02:45please be present.
02:47I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you.
02:54I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you.
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05:00Meenu, Meenu.
05:02I'm still doing my homework.
05:04Yes, that's why I hit you.
05:06You two were in the room.
05:08Yes.
05:09What were you doing?
05:10I was dancing.
05:11And what was he doing?
05:13I was teaching dance.
05:15Meenu, I'm a dance director.
05:17I've been teaching dance to him for 2-3 years.
05:20The other girl has learned all the dance.
05:22Urli had to learn it too.
05:26Meenu, I can prove that he's a dance director.
05:29Because he can teach dance to 26 girls.
05:32Yes, my lord.
05:3326 girls are my students.
05:35One girl's hair got stuck.
05:37So he started a lawyer.
05:41I don't have any girls left.
05:43In fact, I don't have any girls left.
05:45I had another girl.
05:46She was very sick.
05:47She didn't like girls' clothes.
05:49So she joined the police force.
05:52And that girl,
05:54The one whose head was broken,
05:56She didn't even mention it.
06:00Stop it.
06:05No, no, no, no.
06:07This is McDonald's burger.
06:09Do you want some chips?
06:10No.
06:11You will remain here.
06:14Jai sir,
06:15They want to act in front of you.
06:17And they want to get rid of you.
06:19I want to know,
06:20Is this a real cheese burger?
06:22Look, we don't know.
06:24And his order was,
06:26He used to come to my house and take 50-100 rupees from me.
06:30Oh my lord!
06:32He is such a big terrorist that he can take 50-100 rupees from you.
06:39My lord, I didn't take 50-100 rupees.
06:41I used to come to the dance school.
06:42I used to take 50 rupees from where I used to go to my parents' house.
06:45I used to take 100 rupees from where I used to go to the rickshaw.
06:48Don't cry. Don't cry.
06:51Listen to me.
06:52Sir, we have worked hard for three nights.
06:54We don't know anything.
06:55Do we have your permission?
06:56No, I am not saying that.
06:57Do we have your permission?
06:58I am just saying that the man who is standing in front of you,
07:01he is Sheeda Faniyar.
07:02We don't know anything. Do we have your permission?
07:04Go away.
07:05Me?
07:06I am saving your life and you are not telling me anything.
07:09What wrong did I do to you?
07:11I am an inspector standing in front of you.
07:13Don't worry.
07:14Is this man Sheeda Faniyar?
07:15What?
07:17I don't know. Do we have your permission?
07:19Go and die.
07:22Go and die.
07:26Milord, look, he is giving orders.
07:33Milord, he has brought fake witnesses.
07:35Milord, I request you to punish him.
07:38Tear him from his legs and put him in a glass of water.
07:42Inspector, I would like to present two more witnesses.
07:45Do we have your permission?
07:46Bring the knife and the shield.
07:48Bring the knife and the shield.
07:53Milord, look, he has brought the girls in a glass of water.
07:58Do you know who he is?
08:00Sheeda Faniyar.
08:01Have you seen his passport?
08:02No.
08:03Have you seen his ID?
08:04No.
08:05Have you seen his passport?
08:06No.
08:07Have you met his father?
08:08No.
08:09Have you met his mother?
08:10No.
08:11Have you visited his house?
08:12No.
08:13Have you visited his house?
08:14No.
08:15Have you visited his house?
08:16Milord, have mercy on me.
08:18My lawyer will die.
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