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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to tell you a very good thing, and after listening to this, your mind will be very happy.

00:11What do we say? India is a country of poor people.

00:16And here, the politicians and ministers are millionaires and millionaires.

00:23And whenever there is a problem, the donation is taken from the poor people.

00:29It is a good day.

00:31What the devil!

00:32Hey, you moron. You're playing with my mind.

00:36You don't know that I am Shatrughan Prasad Narayan Singh.

00:40Did you understand or not?

00:42I would like to say that this is a matter of money.

00:47This is a matter of money.

00:50This is a matter of millions of rupees.

00:53This is a matter of money.

00:55It's a difficult thing to say, and after listening to it,

00:58don't ask me what the matter is, I'll just say that...

01:02Silence!

01:04Hey, Babu Bhaiyya!

01:06When the milk is spilled,

01:07the one who doesn't know how to make rasgulla is the one who is sad.

01:12And I...

01:13I was born this way!

01:16Yes, son!

01:18Ram Prasad!

01:19Son, eat laddoos!

01:22Sir, why are you feeding me laddoos?

01:25Son, good days are about to come!

01:29Sir, I don't understand, sir.

01:32Yes, son, tomorrow is the 31st.

01:36And you are going to get a salary.

01:38And that salary of yours is the last salary, son.

01:42My good days are about to come, right?

01:45Sir, your good days will come.

01:47My bad days will start.

01:50That's why, son, leave one out of the two.

01:54Either a job or carelessness.

01:57Okay?

01:59Come!

02:01I am Shakti!

02:04I worship girls!

02:07I would like to say that...

02:08Mumtaz's grave is the Taj Mahal.

02:11Mumtaz's grave is the Taj Mahal.

02:13Every lover sees an example of love.

02:18For whom should I build the Taj Mahal?

02:20I see Mumtaz in every girl.

02:24Is there a girl there?

02:28They say...

02:29Never trust the lines of your hands.

02:34Never trust the lines of your hands.

02:38Because...

02:39...luck is in the hands of those...

02:42...who don't have hands.

02:46Prince Salim!

02:49What do you want to say?

02:52Father!

02:54I want to tell you that...

02:57...I love Anarkali very much.

03:00And I don't want to marry Anarkali.

03:06Father!

03:07I want to make Anarkali your daughter-in-law.

03:10What are you saying, you fool?

03:12Anarkali is dating me.

03:16That means...

03:18...the girl is cheating on us.

03:22That's what I am saying, Salim.

03:25There are beautiful girls.

03:28Sometimes next to her...

03:30...and sometimes next to him.

03:36My name is Prem.

03:38Prem Chopra.

03:39I am the one...

03:41...who breaks stones with a mirror.

03:44Don't ask me...

03:46...if I will leave her.

03:52I will tell you four lines.

03:54Once I was going to Haridwar...

03:56...with my wife.

03:58When I reached the bus stop...

04:00...the conductor called out to me...

04:02...and told me to sit in the bus.

04:06I said...

04:07...your car has an Agra board.

04:10The conductor said...

04:11...you have to sit in the bus...

04:13...or in the car.

04:15Kashinath!

04:17Work with us.

04:18You will get money.

04:20People will be scared of you.

04:22Hey!

04:23The one who wins by beating others...

04:26...is the one who has water in his bones.

04:28Kashinath!

04:29Hey, don't shout!

04:31What can I say?

04:33Unemployment has hit me so hard...

04:37...that it has hit me so hard...

04:40...that I am selling fritters.

04:42That's why I say...

04:43...take potato fritters.

04:46Take cottage cheese fritters.

04:49Take onion fritters.

04:52I am unemployed.

04:56There was a lockdown.

04:59Do you know how much trouble there was?

05:00My uncle Ram Khilavan...

05:03...was worried in Kanpur.

05:07The room was locked.

05:09The light went off.

05:10It was hot.

05:11He picked up the mattress...

05:13...and the pillow.

05:14He laid down outside.

05:16In the meantime, the police came.

05:18He said, let's go to the police station.

05:20You are out in the lockdown.

05:21Let's go to the police station.

05:23My uncle said...

05:24...should I keep the mattress and the pillow?

05:26He said, yes, keep it.

05:28He went inside.

05:29He locked the door.

05:30He didn't come out for 15 minutes.

05:32The police said, come out.

05:34Come out.

05:36My uncle opened the window and said...

05:38...no one comes out in the lockdown.

05:42There are so many reality shows these days.

05:44If Mr. Lata Mangeshkar is a judge...

05:47...how will you present your judgment?

05:51You have sung this song very well.

05:54If you prepare a little more for this song...

05:56...I think it will be even better.

06:00Some people shoot a mad dog.

06:04And I am a bad man.

06:06My idea is different.

06:09I include a mad dog in my gang...

06:13...so that it can bite others.

06:16Am I right?

06:19All the horses of mathematics run after me.

06:22Still, it is not so easy to understand me.

06:26That's why I say...

06:27...it is better to control your tongue...

06:30...than to bark in front of me.

06:33Because if someone barks in front of an elephant...

06:36...it doesn't matter to the elephant.

06:42Baba, he threw me out of the house...

06:44...after fighting with my wife.

06:46I am a millionaire.

06:48I don't even have an ATM.

06:51He kept my cheque.

06:53He also snatched my purse.

06:55Baba, I am hungry since three days.

06:58Give me something to eat.

07:01Give me a request.

07:03Put some butter in it.

07:05I can't eat without butter, Baba.

07:10I won't eat radish fritters.

07:12I get problems later.

07:14Get lost.

07:16Guns, bombs, death and danger...

07:18...I can learn everything.

07:20But the real player...

07:22...plays with life.

07:24Like me.

07:25What? A-circuit?

07:27Watch out.

07:28Otherwise, I will break your bones.

07:33The water I enter...

07:35...doesn't mess with me.

07:39What are you made of?

07:43Live long, sir.

07:44The wealth you have...

07:47...I give it to my servants.

07:51As far as your threats are concerned...

07:54...in our schools...

07:57...teachers threaten their students.

08:00That's why...

08:02...keep your tongue down.

08:05Do you understand?

08:08Robert...

08:09...is a lion hunter.

08:11He doesn't hunt.

08:13He is a lion.

08:14And that lion is me.

08:16That's why...

08:17...go and shoot the other lion in the jungle.

08:21That's all.

08:23Son...

08:25...get out of my sight.

08:27Otherwise, I will pull out your tongue...

08:30...and kill you.

08:32Then don't ask me...

08:34...why I died...

08:36...before I died.

08:38Hey...

08:39...I sell dishonesty...

08:42...with such honesty...

08:44...that even honest people...

08:46...believe in my dishonesty.

08:50Hey...

08:51...if you kill a snake once...

08:54...then you can be saved.

08:57But if you kill a deer...

09:00...then you will have to get an injection.

09:04Think about it.

09:06Then don't ask me...

09:08...why I am happy.

09:13Brothers and sisters...

09:15...today I am going to tell you...

09:17...what is in my heart.

09:19In the development of the country...

09:21...the garbage that is coming in front...

09:23...you have to finish it.

09:26Just like a car comes early in the morning...

09:28...and says...

09:29...the garbage collector has come...

09:31...take out the garbage from the house.

09:33Just like...

09:34...you separate dry and wet garbage...

09:37...similarly...

09:38...the garbage in India...

09:40...take it out, friends.

09:42Take it out.

09:44And I would like to tell you...

09:46...that if you like our channel...

09:48...then quickly like the comedy...

09:50...subscribe...

09:51...and yes...

09:52...do comment...

09:54...and if you have any dialogue...

09:55...then send it...

09:56...we will say it.

09:57Why?

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