00:00I don't know why, but I'm feeling so sad
00:16I long to try something I never had
00:24Never had no kissin', who would I be missin'?
00:32Lover man, oh where can you be?
00:39The night is cold, and I'm oh so alone
00:46I'd give my soul just to call you my own
00:54Down the moon above me, but no one to love me
01:01Lover man, oh where can you be?
01:08I've heard it said, that the thrill of romance can be
01:17Like a heavenly dream
01:22I go to bed with a prayer that you'll make love to me
01:32Strange as it may seem
01:37Someday we'll meet, and you'll dry all my tears
01:45Then whisper sweet little things in my ears
01:52Huggin' and a kissin', who would I be missin'?
01:58Lover man, oh where can you be?
02:29I don't know, I don't know, it's all crazy, you know
02:31I just can't believe what's happening these days, doctor
02:35What can't you believe, Miss Streisand?
02:37Streisand? Everything is changing so fast, you know
02:41What's true on Monday is not true on Tuesday
02:44Uh-huh
02:45I remember my mother used to force me to eat liver
02:47Because she thought it was good for me
02:49Yeah, go on
02:50And all those things she said were healthy
02:51Turned out to be killers like sunshine, meat, milk, eggs, sex
02:55Uh-huh, now we are getting somewhere
02:57Alcohol is bad for you, now all of a sudden it's good for you
02:59Butter was bad, margarine was good, now margarine is bad
03:01In the meantime, men don't know if they should be made of iron
03:04And women don't know if they should be running with the wolves
03:06We seem upset today, Miss Streisand
03:08Streisand, soft ass
03:10And talk about relationships
03:12I mean, since the sexual revolution, which I know will eventually turn out great
03:17Men and women don't know how to act with each other
03:19Well, listen
03:20I mean, when you go out with a man for the first time
03:22Are you supposed to automatically assume that he'll pick up the check?
03:25Or that you'll split it?
03:26There's so much to think about
03:27We sound angry, Miss Streisand
03:29We would sound a lot less angry if you would just pronounce my name right
03:33You don't say Judy Garland
03:35You don't say the Sonny and Cher-cho
03:37Cho
03:39The point is, it's all very confusing
03:42Streisand, Streisand, whatever
03:44It's a very difficult name
03:46I wasn't talking about my name, I was talking about life
03:48Yeah, life, yeah
03:50It used to be so simple
03:52Maybe it only seemed that way
03:55But we knew what to eat, what to drink
03:57You know, we knew how to be
04:00Why don't you just let your mind wander?
04:04Wander?
04:05Wander
04:08Alright
04:12See, I remember
04:15I was in high school, I had this
04:18Blind date
04:20Yeah, go on
04:22And I remember
04:24Sitting on the stoop waiting for him
04:26I was wearing a long wool skirt
04:28And brown and white saddle shoes, you know
04:30They were so hard to clean
04:31Because the white polish always got on the brown part
04:33Yeah, yeah, yeah
04:34But
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