00:00Can I take a bath?
00:02Darling?
00:03Yes?
00:04Fat and thin
00:10This is your father-in-law
00:12Oh, you're his uncle?
00:14Yes, yes
00:15I truly love him and I want to marry him
00:18What else should I say?
00:19How many siblings do you have?
00:20Oh, you?
00:21Yes
00:22So, he's gone to the river
00:24Okay
00:25Darling?
00:26Yes?
00:27He hit my cap in the water
00:28Then?
00:29There was a snake in front of me
00:31Really?
00:32The snake looked at him and said,
00:33He's a snake
00:35Let's go
00:36Dad, he was with me
00:37Okay
00:38He hit my cap
00:39Then a frog came out
00:40He looked at him and said,
00:41He's my father
00:44Look at your face
00:45Your face looks like
00:46Yes
00:47Like you were a girl
00:49Right?
00:50Okay, then
00:51I can't think of anything else
00:52Then let's go
00:53Let's go
00:55How?
00:56I know him
00:57Oh
00:58He's a bandit
00:59He's a dacoit
01:00And when he returned
01:01And didn't even try
01:02He gave you cream
01:03And left
01:04Understood
01:06Understood
01:08Ill-mannered
01:09Sir, that's how it is
01:11What?
01:12Where are you from?
01:13No, son
01:14I was just asking
01:15Okay, okay
01:16God bless you
01:17What's your business?
01:18I
01:19Love my father
01:20Business?
01:21Yes
01:22If you have one
01:23I will tell you
01:24A business
01:25Okay, you don't have to
01:26No, no
01:27Atleast tell us who he is.
01:29Atleast tell us who he is.
01:31He's a very cute kid.
01:33This one?
01:35He used to sleep with his sisters at night.
01:37Really?
01:39He used to say to his sisters at night,
01:41Appu, do something for me, I'm scared.
01:43He used to say, sleep, do something for you, I'm scared.
01:51He used to sleep with his brother.
01:53Okay.
01:55He used to say, Lala, do something for me.
01:57He used to say, do something for you.
01:59He used to say,
02:01Will you come to me?
02:11This kid used to work at the biggest bakery in Lahore.
02:17He used to hit him with shoes.
02:19He had ten lakhs.
02:21He used to say, Barfi, I'll make it.
02:25This guy is so weak that he puts jalebis on his stomach and says, I've lost weight.
02:36Hello.
02:38He didn't lose weight because of this.
02:42He used to make barfi.
02:44I used to tell people that it's Habshi Halwa.
02:46He used to eat half a kilo of mud and make 1000 of these.
02:58Do you love him?
03:01Yes, I love him so much.
03:03I used to take him to Kabadiya Chowk.
03:05Why?
03:06I thought he was a gay.
03:08How many siblings do you have?
03:11I remembered a poem when I saw your beauty.
03:15He took everything with him.
03:18He took everything with him?
03:20Yes.
03:21Again?
03:22Again, water, water.
03:28I'm crying.
03:30Have you ever been married before?
03:34No, I've never been married.
03:35No, not at all.
03:36What about your other siblings?
03:37No, I've never been married.
03:39I've never been married.
03:40I've never been married.
03:41I've never been married.
03:42I've never been married.
03:43I've never been married.
03:44I've never been married.
03:45I've never been married.
03:46I've never been married.
03:47I've never been married.
03:48I've never been married.
03:49I've never been married.
03:50I've never been married.
03:51I've never been married.
03:52I've never been married.
03:53I've never been married.
03:54I've never been married.
03:55I've never been married.
03:56I've never been married.
03:57I've never been married.
03:58I've never been married.
03:59I've never been married.
04:00I've never been married.
04:01I've never been married.
04:02I've never been married.
04:03I've never been married.
04:04I've never been married.
04:05I've never been married.
04:07Uncle, do you know?
04:08He hasn't married any of his siblings.
04:11Really?
04:12Son, no one must have given him.
04:15It's not like that.
04:17These girls are after me.
04:18Why?
04:19I'm not like Imli.
04:24So, you didn't get married to your siblings?
04:26I didn't get married.
04:27What was the reason?
04:28The real reason was that I'm older than them.
04:30Okay.
04:31And they were looking at me.
04:32They didn't like me.
04:33They liked the younger one.
04:34Okay.
04:35Then I got angry.
04:36I told the younger one.
04:38If he doesn't ask for money,
04:40he won't get married.
04:41I said, I'll get married.
04:42But he won't get married.
04:43I see.
04:44How much money did you ask for?
04:45Six crores.
04:46I asked for six crores.
04:47He said, I'll get married with six crores.
04:49Six crores.
04:50No one gives.
04:51Six crores.
04:52Yes, six crores.
04:53That's a lot of money.
04:54That's a lot of money.
04:55He didn't even give me six cups of money.
04:57Okay, son.
04:58You asked for six crores.
04:59That's a different matter.
05:00I'm very scared of poverty.
05:01The girl...
05:02Poor people.
05:03Poor people don't get anything.
05:04They don't even get dirty.
05:05They keep counting.
05:06They keep counting.
05:07She gets nine hundred.
05:10Okay, son.
05:11My daughter chose you.
05:13Really?
05:14I don't have a problem with it.
05:15It's her choice.
05:16Okay, it's her fate.
05:17We'll leave it.
05:18Yes.
05:19But, son.
05:20I have a small question for you.
05:22You have a very open face.
05:25It's fashion these days.
05:26Okay, fashion.
05:27What is the question?
05:28My daughter chose you.
05:29Yes.
05:30I have a small question for you.
05:31Yes.
05:32You can't just go for a hot bath in front of clients.
05:38Lives arePut.
05:41Uncle, you have to get married
05:42or you won't be able to bathe in the cold.
05:43Really?
05:44Oh yes.
05:45Marriage day?
05:49Uh, Lahore Multan had five liters of water.
05:51I remember.
05:52Those were the same days.
05:53Those same nights, it was like Noon.
05:54Really?
05:55This is what he said.
05:57Lahore Multan had five liters of water.
05:59He used to be quite brave.
06:00He went outside and fixed the bedsheet.
06:03Then?
06:04His face was like this and he came back.
06:16How much dust did you see in Lahore in the last few days?
06:18A lot.
06:20So much dust that you couldn't see a person?
06:22Yes.
06:23He was sitting on his pillow and crying.
06:25I said, what is it?
06:27He said, I don't know.
06:28You should have slapped him.
06:36You have a lot of knowledge of journalism.
06:38I have plenty of money too.
06:40Really?
06:41I am an old man.
06:44I don't have the courage to do that.
06:47I'm sitting outside my house.
06:50A naked man came out for two days.
06:54I went and asked him what he was doing.
06:56What did you find out?
06:57I don't know.
07:00It's not a big deal, right?
07:01No, it's not.
07:02Okay.
07:03And then?
07:04You asked for one crore, one pint.
07:06Yes.
07:07That means six parathas, six crores.
07:09Yes.
07:11Come in.
07:12Come in.
07:13What's going on?
07:14Come inside, we'll make your surma.
07:16Congratulations, you've been kidnapped.
07:18Kidnapped?
07:19Yes.
07:20My God, two pistachios.
07:22Hey!
07:24Don't just stand there.
07:25Shut up!
07:26You cheated on me.
07:27What did I cheat on you?
07:28What did you cheat on me?
07:29This is all your plan.
07:31What plan?
07:32What's going on?
07:33You kidnapped me?
07:34Look at your face.
07:35How can you meet such a beautiful girl with such a face?
07:39Give it to him, he'll kidnap me.
07:43I'll kill him.
07:44Sir, you don't know him.
07:46What?
07:47He's a hero.
07:48Really?
07:49He's the number one hero in Tamil movies.
07:51I shot him first.
07:53Oh!
07:54You did?
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