A chance meeting between a man being pressured to propose to his girlfriend and a runaway bride HD ( Comedy, Romance )
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00:00:00island what how could you get lost it's an island i know it's an island and you
00:00:04were able to get lost yes it's possible to get lost in cyprus how because i make it possible
00:00:12look i'm sorry i'm tired i don't understand why you're so upset tell me what i did
00:00:20just tell me you don't know no i don't think i did anything wrong yeah you didn't do anything
00:00:25at all what do you mean i didn't do anything at all that's why you're so upset because i did
00:00:28nothing hello hello
00:00:58oh
00:01:10hello hey mate George what time is it uh i don't know where the hell are you
00:01:31i don't know man it's six a.m six a.m george on a saturday are you bleeding no are you in jail
00:01:42no call me later
00:01:51you're an asshole yeah that seems to be a popular opinion today you wanna know why listen
00:01:57and i think i screwed things up with Christina
00:02:03we were at this engagement party last night we started talking and then
00:02:07all of a sudden we started fighting what were you talking about
00:02:13George yeah you are an asshole why just pop the damn question i'm not ready yet well was she
00:02:21to leave you this time listen let's go home get some sleep and we'll meet up later yeah we'll see
00:02:52so
00:03:12what
00:03:21so
00:03:52foreign
00:04:02i'm fine thanks oh could i help you do you need a lift somewhere to a church maybe
00:04:11oh no i'm sorry sorry sorry i didn't mean anything by that it's just that you're in the middle of
00:04:15nowhere and don't worry my car broke down and well uh where are you going i don't know
00:04:28great well i'm headed in the same direction would you like to come along i probably shouldn't
00:04:35thank you okay well uh good luck
00:04:57actually wait wait
00:05:06so
00:05:19thank you
00:05:27um seatbelt please
00:05:35so
00:05:51i don't wanna talk about it
00:05:56just curious
00:05:59i'm george by the way
00:06:06are you from cyprus
00:06:09originally yeah but i grew up in the states now my greek's not that good
00:06:18you're not like a serial killer or anything are you
00:06:25hello mom mom relax i'm fine no no no no i'm fine i'm fine i'm just driving
00:06:35no i was not in an accident would i be talking to you if i was
00:06:39i'm not shouting at you
00:06:44mamamoo i don't know later just later mom i don't know i'm not shouting
00:06:54mom please
00:06:56please okay bye love you too
00:07:12does that answer your question yes
00:07:16although norman bates liked his mother too
00:07:25so
00:07:55so
00:08:25Morning.
00:08:32Hi.
00:08:37Feeling better?
00:08:44Where are we?
00:08:48I'm not sure.
00:08:52But I think we're headed east.
00:08:56Do you know where you want to go yet?
00:08:58Nope.
00:09:00Is there anywhere that you need to be?
00:09:04Actually, yeah.
00:09:06Cabo Greco around sunset.
00:09:09That's a cliff right by the sea.
00:09:12Beautiful spot.
00:09:14Very popular wedding destination.
00:09:18So I hear.
00:09:22Are you married?
00:09:23What?
00:09:31Nope.
00:09:33Are you?
00:09:37You okay?
00:09:38Yeah, yeah.
00:09:39All right.
00:09:41Are you a mechanic or something?
00:09:43Mechanic?
00:09:45No.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:49This is my hobby.
00:10:17Do you often pick up random people at the side of the road?
00:10:32Are you calling yourself random?
00:10:35Do you answer every question with a question?
00:10:37Do you?
00:10:38Oh, we have a live one.
00:10:41So what's your story?
00:10:43There is no story.
00:10:44Oh, please.
00:10:45What?
00:10:46Look at us.
00:10:47All we need is a giant white cake and we could be one of those figurines.
00:10:52You know, the ones on top of the cake.
00:10:55Tell me your story.
00:10:56Everybody has one.
00:11:00Okay, fine.
00:11:01Let me guess.
00:11:03You're on the run.
00:11:05But you're not running towards something because you don't know where you're going.
00:11:08So you must be running away from something.
00:11:12Now, what would a man run away from?
00:11:16The law?
00:11:18You don't look like a fugitive.
00:11:21Money, problems.
00:11:23You look like you do all right.
00:11:27So it can only be one other thing.
00:11:34Well, that's not interesting at all.
00:11:36That's just a big cliche.
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:39So sorry to disappoint you.
00:11:41I'm sure your story must be fascinating.
00:11:44No.
00:11:45I'm a cliche, too.
00:11:47But I'm trying to change that now.
00:11:49Oh.
00:11:51You're doing a very good job.
00:11:55So what is she?
00:11:56Wife?
00:11:59Girlfriend?
00:12:01Fiancé?
00:12:03Oh, she's your fiancé and you broke off the engagement.
00:12:06Am I right?
00:12:07No.
00:12:08She's not my fiancé.
00:12:11But I think she would like me to be.
00:12:16And she's tired of waiting for you to get over your fear of commitment.
00:12:20And then you had a fight and you ran away.
00:12:22Yeah?
00:12:26Well, that's really not interesting.
00:12:30You really are a big cliche.
00:12:32You're a cliche with a capital K.
00:12:34C.
00:12:35C what?
00:12:36Cliches don't work.
00:12:38Oh, never mind.
00:12:39No.
00:12:40In your case, it's with a K.
00:12:41Cliche.
00:12:44I am not a cliche.
00:12:45All right?
00:12:46I just like things the way they are.
00:12:48I don't understand why she wants this piece of paper so badly.
00:12:51It's not just a piece of paper.
00:12:53Yeah?
00:12:55Well, I like things the way they are.
00:12:58And to be honest with you, you know I'm there because I want to be.
00:13:03Not because I have to be.
00:13:06Isn't that the commitment-phobe's mantra?
00:13:13I'm sorry?
00:13:14None of my business?
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:33So, Cabo Greco?
00:13:45If you don't mind.
00:13:47Why not?
00:13:48I have nowhere else to be.
00:13:50Let's do it.
00:13:52Waiting at sunset.
00:13:54I didn't say wedding.
00:13:55I said Cabo Greco.
00:13:57Okay.
00:14:02So, do you love her?
00:14:05Excuse me?
00:14:06It's a simple question.
00:14:08What are you, a psychologist?
00:14:10No, I'm a school teacher.
00:14:11I teach film studies and drama.
00:14:13Shocking.
00:14:14Well, if you do love her, you should call her.
00:14:17You should call her right now.
00:14:18She's asleep right now.
00:14:20No, she's not.
00:14:21She's been up all night writing you a long email about her feelings.
00:14:28I'm telling you, when everything is lost and you're steeped in regret,
00:14:34you're going to look back to this very moment,
00:14:37bang your head against the wall and say,
00:14:39I should have called her.
00:14:41Look, no offense, but I don't think you're in any position
00:14:45to give people advice on matters of the heart.
00:14:48I mean, despite the fact that you look like the...
00:14:50The what?
00:14:51Well, like the wedding fairy.
00:14:53I am the wedding fairy.
00:14:55I appear magically to all those men and help them salvage...
00:14:58Shit!
00:14:59What?
00:15:00Stop, stop, stop. Stop the car. Stop the car. Stop the car.
00:15:02Stop the car.
00:15:05Seatbelt.
00:15:20Hello?
00:15:21Hey, you're up.
00:15:22Yeah, I was just writing something.
00:15:24Where are you?
00:15:25I'm out driving, just clearing my head.
00:15:29George, I don't want to fight.
00:15:32Neither do I.
00:15:33I'm really glad you called.
00:15:35I got it.
00:15:36Yeah, me too.
00:15:37I got it.
00:15:38Who is that?
00:15:40Who is that?
00:15:41George, who is that?
00:15:42She's nobody.
00:15:54She's nobody.
00:16:25Are you OK?
00:16:30Was that your fiancée?
00:16:35She's not my fiancée.
00:16:42I don't even think she's my girlfriend now, thanks to you.
00:16:45Hey, how was I supposed to know you were going to call her?
00:16:49Oh.
00:16:52Oops.
00:17:19Do you want me to call her and explain?
00:17:22No.
00:17:25Is there anybody that you need to call?
00:17:27No.
00:17:32I didn't even bring my phone with me.
00:17:34I just left with this dress.
00:17:37You must think I'm crazy.
00:17:43I'm sorry.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:56Today is my wedding day.
00:17:59I've been planning it for a year.
00:18:02We're expecting about 500 people.
00:18:09I ordered tons of white roses and hundreds and hundreds of fairy lights.
00:18:15It cost my parents a small fortune.
00:18:18But it would have been beautiful.
00:18:24What happened?
00:18:27I don't know.
00:18:30I really don't.
00:18:44I'm sorry.
00:19:04What's wrong?
00:19:06Oh, crap.
00:19:09Whatever it is, I'm sure you can fix it, Mr. Hot Shot Engineer.
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:14We're out of petrol.
00:19:17Oh.
00:19:19Wait here.
00:19:20I'm going to go get some.
00:19:22The sign says there's a station two kilometers ahead.
00:19:26Well, I'll come with you.
00:19:33My best mate Chris introduced us when we were studying in London.
00:19:38Oh, is that when you got your British accent?
00:19:40Yes.
00:19:41He said she was perfect for me because she was the female version of him.
00:19:45They even have the same name, Chris, Christina.
00:19:50Oh, feel it.
00:19:52I love it when the wind changes.
00:19:55She's not answering.
00:19:58Maybe she has it on silent.
00:20:00No.
00:20:01Her phone is always on.
00:20:03And she always answers with a color.
00:20:05What do you mean?
00:20:06Well, hello became yellow.
00:20:08Well, hello became yellow.
00:20:10And now every time she answers my call, she says blue or purple.
00:20:14Sounds like something I would do.
00:20:17She's nothing like you.
00:20:19That is her only quirk.
00:20:21Not that bad.
00:20:25Okay, stop. Ow.
00:20:27Ow, ow.
00:20:29Just hold on a second.
00:20:30What's the matter?
00:20:33You wanted to walk two kilometers in Stiletto Hills?
00:20:37I didn't think it would be this far.
00:20:40Well, why don't you go back to the car and I'll meet you there?
00:20:44We can't walk all the way back.
00:20:46Besides, we're closer to the gas station now.
00:20:49Can you make it to the gas station?
00:20:52No.
00:20:54Okay, well, take them off.
00:20:57I'm not walking barefoot.
00:20:59Well, what do you suggest we do?
00:21:30I'll go get some petrol.
00:21:33Get back to the car.
00:21:39Then I'll come back and fetch you, okay?
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:44Do you want company for the walk back?
00:21:49Can you lend me some money for a drink?
00:21:51No.
00:21:52No?
00:21:53No.
00:21:54No?
00:21:55No.
00:21:56No.
00:21:57Can you lend me some money for a drink?
00:21:59Oh, yeah, sure.
00:22:09You're not going to leave me here, right?
00:22:11You're going to come back.
00:22:14Would you like some kind of a guarantee?
00:22:17No, I trust you.
00:22:21Did I do something to you?
00:22:23Is there a reason why you won't let me sleep today?
00:22:26Mate, you will not believe the day I'm having.
00:22:29Where are you?
00:22:31I'm on the road.
00:22:32And I picked up a bride.
00:22:34The bride that you slang for hooker now?
00:22:37No, she's an actual bride.
00:22:39I think all this marriage stuff is fine and pretty over there, too.
00:22:42Oh, Chris, mate, shut up.
00:22:44She's real.
00:22:47Does Christina know about this?
00:22:49Actually, she heard her over the phone.
00:22:52And I think she broke up with me.
00:22:55Okay, where are you?
00:22:57I'll come and fetch you.
00:22:58No, no, no, it's okay. I'm fine.
00:23:01I'll be back later.
00:23:03Okay.
00:23:24I'll be back.
00:23:54Hi, this is Christina. Do you know what to do?
00:24:24Oh.
00:24:39This is why you need a bridesmaid.
00:24:55Hello?
00:25:00Bride?
00:25:02Hello?
00:25:05Hello?
00:25:25What are you doing?
00:25:28Nothing.
00:25:30I'm just stretching my legs.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:36Can we go now?
00:25:37No.
00:25:38No?
00:25:39No. I just need a few more minutes.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:44Well, I'll be in the car.
00:25:46Whenever you're ready.
00:25:54Okay.
00:26:26Are you in some kind of trouble?
00:26:56What do you mean?
00:26:58I'm not stupid. I saw you avoiding the cop back there.
00:27:01No, I wasn't.
00:27:11Look, I don't want to get mixed up in anything, so whatever it is you've done, you just...
00:27:16I didn't do anything.
00:27:19My fiancé is a cop.
00:27:21He might have sent his guys out to look for me, I'm just not ready to go back.
00:27:25Why would the police be looking for you?
00:27:27Not the police, my fiancé.
00:27:29Okay, your fiancé. Why would he be looking for you?
00:27:33Because I left and I didn't tell anyone where I was going.
00:27:40I woke up this morning and for the first time in a year,
00:27:43I thought about the day after that.
00:27:45For the first time in a year, I thought about the day after the wedding.
00:27:49And the day after that.
00:27:53My entire future life flashed before my eyes and it all just seemed...
00:27:58conventional.
00:28:00And I thought to myself, is that it?
00:28:02What do you mean by conventional?
00:28:04You know, you do what's expected of you.
00:28:08You get married, get a mortgage, buy a house, have a baby, have another baby, work, school.
00:28:13It's a story that everybody has.
00:28:16I knew exactly what my life was going to be.
00:28:20But isn't that a good thing? I mean, knowing.
00:28:23No. I like the unknown.
00:28:25I like that there's all this potential out there.
00:28:31Yeah. But what if nothing ever happens?
00:28:35Then that's the risk you take.
00:28:38I would choose the excitement of potential over the knowledge of boredom any day.
00:28:44It's not boredom.
00:28:46All that conventional stuff, that's life.
00:28:49I mean, what did you expect? Some grand adventure?
00:28:52Maybe you're right.
00:28:54But at least before getting engaged, there was still the possibility of some adventure.
00:28:58Of the unexpected.
00:29:00Now, it kind of sealed my fate.
00:29:04I couldn't do it.
00:29:07And I don't think he was the love of my life.
00:29:10I didn't know women got cold feet.
00:29:12It's more than cold feet.
00:29:16What about the dress?
00:29:20Well, I got up, I started panicking.
00:29:23I thought if I put it on it would calm me down and I'd feel better.
00:29:27But it upset me even more, and then I knew everyone was going to wake up and I'd have to go through with it.
00:29:31So I got in the car and left.
00:29:34Are you wearing any of those garters underneath, you know, that something blue?
00:29:42Out of all the things I'm telling you, that's what you care about?
00:29:46Okay, okay, fine.
00:29:49But isn't your family going to be, you know, worried about you?
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:56Well, give them a call.
00:29:58I can't face them yet.
00:30:00I'm embarrassed. Can we just keep driving?
00:30:03To Cabo Greco?
00:30:05Yes.
00:30:07And not on the highway, if you don't mind.
00:30:10It's going to take us longer to get there.
00:30:12That's okay. As long as we're there for the sunset.
00:30:16All right.
00:30:18Oh, by the way, I don't even know your name.
00:30:24I know.
00:30:30I know.
00:31:01I don't know what you're talking about. They end up together.
00:31:05They don't stay together.
00:31:06Yes, they do.
00:31:07Oh, no, they don't.
00:31:08Yes, they do.
00:31:09No, they don't.
00:31:11How do you know? The movie ends with them together.
00:31:13Yeah, but it would have never lasted.
00:31:16What? Why?
00:31:20Joanie and Baby, they come from very different worlds.
00:31:23She's a rich little princess and he's a bum.
00:31:26When she's had enough of his dirty dancing,
00:31:28she would have looked for a lawyer or something.
00:31:30Yes, but you're forgetting that they were in love.
00:31:33No such thing.
00:31:35What?
00:31:36Lust, yes. Love, no.
00:31:38This whole love thing, it's a fabrication
00:31:40that movies and society want you to believe in.
00:31:43So you don't believe in love?
00:31:45I believe in love between friends and family, yes,
00:31:47but not romantic love.
00:31:49It's not real.
00:31:51Are you insane? How can you...
00:31:53How can you say that?
00:31:55Because it's true.
00:31:59The entire history of the world is evidence that love exists.
00:32:03Empires have risen and fallen.
00:32:05Poor love people have sacrificed their souls for it.
00:32:08That's not love.
00:32:10It's an illusion.
00:32:12It's a temporary feeling of infatuation.
00:32:15It doesn't last forever.
00:32:17Why do you think that every great romance ends in separation?
00:32:22To keep that illusion alive.
00:32:24Every great romance does not end up in separation.
00:32:26That's ridiculous.
00:32:28Romeo and Juliet.
00:32:30Casablanca.
00:32:32Gone with the Wind. Titanic.
00:32:34Pretty Woman.
00:32:35That is not a great romance.
00:32:54What the hell was that?
00:33:09I'm afraid of ghosts.
00:33:11What?
00:33:13What is your obsession with a seatbelt anyway?
00:33:34Just put it on.
00:33:59So did you love him?
00:34:01And by love I mean this magical feeling that you believe so deeply in.
00:34:06I thought I did.
00:34:07Did the feeling fade away?
00:34:10No.
00:34:11I just don't think it was the right feeling to begin with.
00:34:15Oh, so you don't love him?
00:34:16No, I do love him, it's just not the movie love.
00:34:20Say it.
00:34:22It's not movie love.
00:34:23Oh, just say it.
00:34:25You women, you have been ruined by the film industry.
00:34:28You watch all these romantic comedies and you think that's what real life should look
00:34:32like.
00:34:33Those movies were based on something.
00:34:35Yes, on someone's imagination.
00:34:38Great love exists.
00:34:39Oh, you'd have to be crazy to believe that.
00:34:42And you'd have to be crazy not to believe that.
00:34:49Can you pull over?
00:34:50What, here?
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:52Why?
00:34:54Here, I'll be.
00:35:11Hey!
00:35:24Ah.
00:35:27What are you looking for?
00:35:55News. There should be a bulletin on now.
00:35:57Here, let me.
00:35:59Oh, thanks.
00:36:05What did you do?
00:36:07It just fell off.
00:36:08It did not fall off. You broke it.
00:36:10Do you know how difficult it is to find its parts?
00:36:13I'm sorry. It was an accident.
00:36:21You realise
00:36:23You're about to destroy this van.
00:36:25Don't be so dramatic.
00:36:27Besides, you clearly know nothing about love.
00:36:30Oh, I know plenty. Thank you very much.
00:36:32Really?
00:36:33Yes. There's actually a scientific explanation.
00:36:36Of course there is.
00:36:37We are programmed as mammals to go out seeking a mate.
00:36:40Because ultimately that's our biological purpose, to procreate.
00:36:43Then you find this one person and your brain releases dopamine.
00:36:47Which incidentally is the same chemical that is released when you're on cocaine.
00:36:51And that's why people become so nuts when they're in love.
00:36:53This is a really bad photo.
00:36:55Can you put that down?
00:36:57You become obsessed with that person.
00:36:59You can't stop thinking about them, hence you crave them like a drug.
00:37:03And this whole hormone-induced state, it's been described as being in love.
00:37:08Is this your mum?
00:37:10Yes.
00:37:11Then, you finally sleep with the person.
00:37:14And then another chemical is released.
00:37:16Oxytocin.
00:37:17Oxytocin.
00:37:18That stimulates attachment.
00:37:20And it's designed to keep the couple together long enough to raise their young.
00:37:25So there you have it. Dopamine and oxytocin.
00:37:29Where's your father?
00:37:32I have no idea.
00:37:37It's involuntary brainwashing that makes us latch onto one person, get married and have babies.
00:37:45It's our species' survival mechanism, disguised by poets and dreamers as love.
00:38:16Pull over. Pull over.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Let me drive for a while.
00:38:20No, it's okay. I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:38:22Pull over!
00:38:23Relax. You don't have to drive.
00:38:25I'm going to sing The Ants Go Marching until you pull over.
00:38:29Fine?
00:38:30The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
00:38:34The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
00:38:37The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
00:38:40The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
00:38:44The ants go marching one by one, the little one stops to suck his thumb,
00:38:47and they all go marching down the ground.
00:38:51Get out of the rain.
00:38:57The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah.
00:39:01Shhh. Okay, okay.
00:39:03Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop right, right now, okay?
00:39:06There you go. I'm pulling over.
00:39:08The car is all yours, okay? Satisfied?
00:39:13Jesus Christ, my ears.
00:39:24Hey! Hey!
00:39:43You should have seen your face.
00:39:47Come on, get in.
00:39:51Oh, come on! Come on!
00:40:03That was the last time, I promise.
00:40:07Come on.
00:40:13Hold these.
00:40:17You're driving Burford?
00:40:19Oh, you want me to drive in those?
00:40:21Good point.
00:40:42Okay.
00:41:13Hey!
00:41:19Where the hell are we?
00:41:21Shh.
00:41:23Listen.
00:41:26Listen to what?
00:41:29Nothing, listen.
00:41:33Listen to what?
00:41:35Nothing.
00:41:37Listen to what?
00:41:39Nothing.
00:41:42Isn't it great?
00:41:44You can't see or hear anything for miles around.
00:41:47Yes, like the road. Where the hell is the road?
00:41:51We'll get back to the road.
00:41:53Can you just relax and enjoy this for a minute?
00:42:02Would you dance with me right here?
00:42:06What?
00:42:08This dress deserves a dance.
00:42:11No.
00:42:13Why not? No one's going to see you.
00:42:15Sorry, no.
00:42:20Fine.
00:42:29Aren't you holding that?
00:42:32No.
00:42:34Well, at least take off your gloves.
00:42:36It's an outfit.
00:42:41Okay.
00:43:12So, where's the road?
00:43:18Seatbelt.
00:43:33What are you doing?
00:43:36I'm just trying to help.
00:43:38What are you doing?
00:43:41All right. It is hot.
00:43:48Stupid petticoats.
00:44:09I'm finished, I love you.
00:44:16If you were single, would you date me?
00:44:19I think I'm single now.
00:44:21No, you're not. There's still hope.
00:44:24And don't change the subject.
00:44:26What? Would I date you?
00:44:28No.
00:44:29Why not?
00:44:31You're a little quirky for me.
00:44:34You're just catching me on a bad day.
00:44:36Well, you're going to need a couple of good days
00:44:38before you can get out on the scene again.
00:44:41And you might want to lose a dress.
00:44:43You don't want to seem too eager.
00:44:50Look, I'm sure you're very dateable on a good day.
00:44:53Oh, don't patronise me.
00:44:55Really?
00:44:58You have nothing to worry about.
00:45:07Hey.
00:45:09Hey.
00:45:12Are you OK?
00:45:14Not really.
00:45:16Look, I don't know what's going on with you,
00:45:18or who that woman was, but...
00:45:20She's nobody, I told you.
00:45:22It doesn't matter.
00:45:23You need to come home, so you can talk.
00:45:25If you still want this, you need to come home.
00:45:28I don't know what's going on with you,
00:45:30or who that woman was, but...
00:45:32She's nobody, I told you.
00:45:34It doesn't matter.
00:45:36I'll be at our usual spot tonight,
00:45:38so it's up to you if you want to shop or not.
00:45:40I'll be there at eight, OK?
00:45:42OK.
00:45:43This is your last chance, George.
00:45:44I can't take this anymore.
00:45:46Eight o'clock.
00:45:47OK.
00:45:48OK.
00:45:56What did she say?
00:45:58That she wants to meet with me tonight.
00:46:01Well, that's good, isn't it?
00:46:04I don't know.
00:46:08Pull over.
00:46:09Why?
00:46:10Just pull over.
00:46:20You need to turn this car around and get back to her.
00:46:23I don't care what kind of love you believe in,
00:46:26you must love her.
00:46:28You must love her.
00:46:30I love her now.
00:46:32OK.
00:46:33I don't know if I'm going to love her ten years from now.
00:46:37You don't know if you'll be alive ten years from now.
00:46:43What about you, Cabo Greco?
00:46:46I'll be fine.
00:46:47I'll figure it out.
00:46:52We should at least see that view.
00:46:55Seatbelt.
00:46:57What are you doing?
00:46:58You're not going to get back in time.
00:47:00Yes, I will.
00:47:01Seatbelt.
00:47:02All right.
00:47:03All right.
00:47:04Are you hungry?
00:47:27Yes.
00:47:28I'm hungry.
00:47:57See?
00:48:16We can easily get to Cabo Greco,
00:48:19and I can get back home with time to spare.
00:48:22OK, maybe not with time to spare,
00:48:24but we're going to make it.
00:48:26Eat up.
00:48:27Have you heard of the ham and eggs analogy?
00:48:30The what?
00:48:31How life is like ham and eggs.
00:48:33You're either involved or you're committed.
00:48:36What does that have to do with ham and eggs?
00:48:39Ham and eggs is the difference between being involved and being committed.
00:48:43The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.
00:48:49So, how did he propose?
00:48:54At a restaurant.
00:48:56People still do that.
00:48:58Yep.
00:48:59He did it in front of the waiter.
00:49:01No wonder why you left him.
00:49:03He didn't know any better, and I said yes.
00:49:07I was so excited, I even took dancing lessons.
00:49:13Forget it.
00:49:16Fine.
00:49:18You know, I have this friend who has a crush on me,
00:49:20and he said that if he were to ever propose,
00:49:22he would take me by surprise and spring it on me while driving or something.
00:49:27So, we'd turn left here and, will you marry me?
00:49:31And then he'd hide the ring in the glove compartment.
00:49:35Why, isn't that cute?
00:49:37Well, do you like that sort of thing?
00:49:39Yes.
00:49:41How would you do it?
00:49:45Tell me.
00:49:49I don't know.
00:49:51I mean, I don't have any big plans.
00:49:53You know, I thought just when the time felt right, I would just ask her.
00:49:58I don't understand you.
00:50:01Why are you even entertaining the idea of marriage if you don't believe in love?
00:50:06I didn't say I don't believe in love.
00:50:08Yes, you did.
00:50:10No, I said romantic love, or the notion that it lasts forever.
00:50:16Oh, her father.
00:50:18No wedding.
00:50:20No, no, no, I'm just trying it on.
00:50:26Just practice.
00:50:31What? Don't say that.
00:50:43What about the ring?
00:50:45What about it?
00:50:47Well, if you were going to propose at any given moment, like you say,
00:50:50what were you going to do about the ring?
00:50:52I don't know.
00:50:54Did you even get one?
00:51:03No, no, no, no.
00:51:09Wow, this is nice.
00:51:12Look, just put it away.
00:51:15You actually bought a ring.
00:51:18I don't understand. Why would you buy a ring if you weren't going to ask her?
00:51:23Well, I guess it's like your dress.
00:51:25I figured out that if I bought the ring, I'd have the nerve to ask.
00:51:30That's a very expensive way to plug up courage.
00:51:34You really do want to marry her.
00:51:36I don't know.
00:51:38I mean, I should be able to ask by now, shouldn't I?
00:51:42It should have been easier.
00:51:45Well, I think it just means that you care a lot.
00:51:48Maybe you worry too much, but you definitely care.
00:51:53Can I try it on?
00:51:55No, look, just please put it back.
00:51:58Come on, what are you, superstitious?
00:52:00Oh, seriously.
00:52:02See, this is what I'm talking about.
00:52:05You need to lighten up and stop worrying so much.
00:52:09Oh, shit!
00:52:13Okay, that was not my fault.
00:52:17What?
00:52:19Just say it.
00:52:21You're unbelievable.
00:52:24You have to be the most irresponsible person I have ever met.
00:52:28Right, let me introduce you to a word.
00:52:30Consequence, your actions affect other people.
00:52:33You leave your wedding without a wedding ring.
00:52:35You leave your wedding without a wedding ring.
00:52:38Consequence, your actions affect other people.
00:52:41You leave your wedding without a word.
00:52:43You have destroyed a man's life.
00:52:45Your family must be sick with worry, and you don't seem to care.
00:52:48And who knows what the story with the police is, or Cavo Greco?
00:52:52Is that where the ceremony is? Is it?
00:52:57And now you've lost my ring.
00:53:09You know nothing about me or my story.
00:53:12And I may do stupid stuff,
00:53:14but at least I'm not so paralyzed by my fear of the future
00:53:17that I don't do anything at all.
00:53:19I'm paralyzed by fear.
00:53:21Yes! Heaven forbid you take a risk
00:53:24or do something strange or out of the ordinary.
00:53:27What are you so afraid of?
00:53:29What's the worst that could happen?
00:53:31This. You.
00:53:33You live in a fantasy world.
00:53:36What you want doesn't exist.
00:53:38People don't just break into dance or magically fall in love
00:53:42or stick around forever.
00:53:44You're just setting yourself up for a great disappointment,
00:53:47and you're ruining other people's lives in the process.
00:54:06I love you.
00:54:36I love you.
00:55:06I love you.
00:55:36I love you.
00:55:38I love you.
00:56:05Hey, Mom.
00:56:08I told you, I'm just out driving.
00:56:13Mom, please.
00:56:16Yeah, I know.
00:56:19I'm sorry.
00:56:26Yes.
00:56:29A sandwich?
00:56:32And have you slept?
00:56:34I don't understand why you've disappeared like this.
00:56:36Mom, I have not disappeared, OK?
00:56:38Did something happen with Christina?
00:56:42You're killing me. Do you know that? You're killing me.
00:56:44Mom, relax.
00:56:46I'm going to take care of things with Christina, OK?
00:56:48It's been three years. What are you waiting for?
00:56:50You won't find another girl like her,
00:56:52and she deserves better than this.
00:56:54Oh, you're right, Mom. She can do much better than me.
00:56:57So maybe I should just end things
00:56:59That's not what I said.
00:57:01What are you doing?
00:57:03Hi, Larry. Hi. I'm a friend of your son's.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:07Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't worry. We're not involved or anything.
00:57:09I'm engaged to someone.
00:57:11I was engaged to someone.
00:57:13Anyway, I just wanted you to know that
00:57:15you've raised a very good man.
00:57:17He is kind. He is honest.
00:57:19And no matter how stupid he may sound,
00:57:21he doesn't abandon people in need.
00:57:23Your son's doing the best he can.
00:57:25He's just having a really bad day.
00:57:27So, if you ask me,
00:57:29she's the one who's lucky to have him.
00:57:31What? I'm sorry.
00:57:33I can't hear you.
00:57:35I think we're losing signal.
00:57:37Sorry.
00:57:43Hey, thank you.
00:57:53Did I just do that?
00:57:57No.
00:58:27For the first time in my life
00:58:31Tell the world I'm alive
00:58:34For the first time in my life
00:58:38I'm alive
00:58:56Favourite band?
00:58:58The Police
00:58:59Favourite book?
00:59:01A Tale of Two Cities
00:59:04Is this yours?
00:59:05No, that's Chris's
00:59:09Favourite artist?
00:59:11Norman Rockwell, yeah
00:59:13Favourite painting?
00:59:15Lady Godiva by Collier
00:59:17Oh, isn't she the one for Rope Naked on a Horse?
00:59:20Yeah
00:59:22Okay
00:59:35Favourite holiday?
00:59:36My birthday
00:59:37That's not a holiday
00:59:39Well, it is for me
00:59:40Are you wearing a blue garter?
00:59:42None of your business
00:59:45But if I was, it wouldn't be blue, it would be hot pink
01:00:03Favourite quote?
01:00:05Oh, um, DJ wants something about those dancing, you know, music
01:00:13Yeah, yeah, I can see it's a real favourite of yours
01:00:15Shut up, I haven't thought about it in a long time
01:00:27Most spontaneous thing you've ever done?
01:00:30This
01:00:32Best compliment you've ever had
01:00:35Dad
01:00:36Oh, come on, really?
01:00:45Worst pick-up line you've ever used?
01:00:48You look just like my first wife
01:00:52Oh, and you're supposed to ask how many times have you been married?
01:00:57Oh, I... how many times have you been married?
01:01:01Not once
01:01:03Oh my god, that's pathetic, did you actually say that?
01:01:07Yeah, I know, I was really drunk
01:01:09Yeah, little did you know how you really feel about marriage
01:01:11Well, I used it on my current girlfriend
01:01:13That poor woman, you raised her hopes right from the beginning, you should be shot
01:01:18I think this is how I should propose
01:01:25Yeah, maybe you should
01:01:33Hey, mate
01:01:34Hey, what's happening? Where are you?
01:01:36I'm on my way to have a Greco
01:01:38OK, well, your mum is having a fit
01:01:40What, did she give you a call?
01:01:41Yeah, she called me in hysteric, saying that you'd run off with some other woman
01:01:46Hello?
01:01:47Yeah
01:01:48What's going on?
01:01:49Nothing is going on, I just went for a drive
01:01:52Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:01:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:01:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:01:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:02:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:02:01I just went for a drive
01:02:02Alone?
01:02:03No, I told you, I'm with this bride
01:02:08OK
01:02:10It's not like that, OK?
01:02:12Have you spoken to Christina?
01:02:14Yes, she wants to meet with me tonight
01:02:16OK, that's good, right?
01:02:19I don't know, we'll see
01:02:21What the hell does that mean?
01:02:24I don't know if I even want to go
01:02:26What are you going to do with the bride?
01:02:28Oh, I'm going to take her where she wants to go, I guess
01:02:32Is she hot?
01:02:34Oh, she's, um, different
01:02:38Yeah, OK buddy, just remember, while you're out on your little road trip, everyone is busting my balls
01:02:44Oh, aren't you the best?
01:02:46Shut up
01:02:59How's it going?
01:03:25What are you going to do?
01:03:27About what?
01:03:29About your girlfriend.
01:03:33What do you think I should do?
01:03:37Seriously?
01:03:39Why does my opinion matter?
01:03:42Let's just say, a year from now I don't want someone to pick me up on the side of the road all dressed up in my wedding tux.
01:03:50You seem to be having a new perspective on this.
01:03:53Well, glad to be of service.
01:03:56So what do you think?
01:04:00Well, whatever you do, just don't be a coward about it.
01:04:06If you want to be with her, be with her all the way.
01:04:12But if you don't, then have the decency to end it now.
01:04:15Don't waste her time.
01:04:18Don't be a coward, like me.
01:04:23You're not a coward.
01:04:24Yes, I am.
01:04:26Instead of dealing with a problem, I ran away.
01:04:30Some people need time to be brave.
01:04:32How much time?
01:04:34About a day.
01:04:38Look, I'm kidding. As long as it takes.
01:04:46So, what are you going to do?
01:04:48Why don't we just both be cowards and run away together?
01:05:19What's wrong?
01:05:21Nothing.
01:05:23You know, it drives men crazy when women say there's nothing wrong when something's clearly wrong.
01:05:30Then why do you ask if you know there's something clearly wrong?
01:05:34So we can fix it.
01:05:38We can't fix this.
01:05:39We can't fix this.
01:06:09Fuck.
01:06:39Fuck.
01:07:39Fuck.
01:07:41Fuck.
01:08:09Fuck.
01:08:22My name is Eva.
01:08:28Nice to meet you.
01:08:40Do you believe in fate?
01:08:44Not really.
01:08:46I believe in free will.
01:08:48Doesn't your will shape your fate?
01:08:51Well, then it's not really fate, is it?
01:08:55Well, I think there was a reason we met today.
01:08:59It was fate.
01:09:01Yeah? What is our fate?
01:09:04I haven't decided yet.
01:09:05Then it's free will, not fate.
01:09:08Okay. What does your free will want our fate to be?
01:09:35So let's move it to the side of the road.
01:09:38I'm not touching that.
01:09:39What?
01:09:40We should have driven around it.
01:09:42We can't just leave it here. It's dangerous.
01:09:44Fine.
01:09:54Um, there's something inside.
01:09:57Okay, then leave it there and let's go.
01:10:00Oh, come on.
01:10:02Aren't you curious?
01:10:03Curious about what?
01:10:05About what's inside.
01:10:06No.
01:10:07What if it's a million bucks?
01:10:09What if it's a bomb?
01:10:11Yes.
01:10:12Because I hear that the middle of nowhere is a major target.
01:10:16Why do you want to open that box so badly?
01:10:19I just want to see what's inside.
01:10:21I can't believe you're not a tiny bit curious.
01:10:23Because I can live well enough alone.
01:10:25Have you heard about Pandora's box?
01:10:26Some things are better left unopened.
01:10:28I'm not going to unleash evil on the world.
01:10:31It could be a human head.
01:10:33That moves.
01:10:35All right, let me find a stick or something to open it then.
01:10:41Do not open the box.
01:10:43Don't, don't.
01:10:46Okay, don't pick it up.
01:10:47Don't pick it up.
01:10:48She picked it up.
01:10:50Oh.
01:10:52Oh.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:55Oh.
01:10:57You don't even know where it's been and I might even be sick.
01:11:00Look how cute.
01:11:01I know where this is going.
01:11:05Can we keep him?
01:11:07No.
01:11:09We?
01:11:10I meant me.
01:11:11I'll keep him.
01:11:13That thing is not getting into my car.
01:11:24Oh.
01:11:28Thank you, Uncle George.
01:11:30Thank you, Uncle George.
01:11:34Say thank you, Uncle George.
01:11:47You know that's a huge responsibility, right?
01:11:49Oh, responsibility.
01:11:51How scary.
01:11:53Yes.
01:11:55Yes.
01:11:56Hey, are you bleeding?
01:11:59No, that's nothing.
01:12:01It must be an old cut.
01:12:03It must have opened when I was playing with the puppy.
01:12:06Well, don't you want to check it?
01:12:08No, it's fine.
01:12:13Tell you what, next time we stop you can buy me some band-aids if that makes you feel better.
01:12:17Okay?
01:12:19Okay.
01:12:47Hey.
01:13:17Hey.
01:13:47Hey.
01:14:15Are you okay?
01:14:17Yeah, sure.
01:14:20How are you feeling?
01:14:22I'm fine.
01:14:23I love my new flops.
01:14:27Why have we stopped?
01:14:30Um, actually, I need to pee again.
01:14:33I know.
01:14:38I'll be right back.
01:14:39Okay.
01:14:40Can you take the puppy?
01:14:42All right.
01:14:47Okay.
01:15:04Come on, pick up.
01:15:05Pick up.
01:15:07What now?
01:15:08Hey, I've got a problem.
01:15:10Oh, shit.
01:15:11The bride is an escaped patient from a mental institution.
01:15:14Why?
01:15:15What did she do?
01:15:16No, I mean literally.
01:15:18She's literally a mental patient.
01:15:23What the hell?
01:15:24It's not funny.
01:15:25How do you even know this?
01:15:27I saw it in today's paper.
01:15:29Apparently, she was supposed to get married about a year ago.
01:15:32But she was left at the altar, so she had a nervous breakdown and then her family checked her into this clinic.
01:15:37And now she has escaped.
01:15:39And she's in my car.
01:15:41Does she know you know?
01:15:43No.
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:45How crazy is she?
01:15:47I mean, is she stabbed with an ice pick crazy or just a little unstable?
01:15:52I don't know.
01:15:53She seemed perfectly okay.
01:15:55I mean...
01:15:57Look, I had a great day with her.
01:16:00Maybe you're also crazy.
01:16:02Could you stop making jokes and tell me what I should do?
01:16:06You turn her in.
01:16:07That's what you do.
01:16:08Well, maybe she had left for a reason.
01:16:11Oh, my God.
01:16:13You like her, don't you?
01:16:15Look.
01:16:17It's none of my business anyway.
01:16:19So, she asked me to take her to Cabo Greco.
01:16:22I'll get her there and then, you know, we can go our separate ways.
01:16:27Are you completely stupid?
01:16:29Why?
01:16:30We're going to Cabo Greco.
01:16:31Yeah, so?
01:16:33You're taking a crazy girl from the edge of a cliff.
01:16:37Well, when you put it that way...
01:16:39Is that a dog?
01:16:46Oh, hi.
01:16:52Yes, baby.
01:16:58Look, all better.
01:17:00Thanks for the band-aid.
01:17:15Bye.
01:17:41Eva?
01:17:43Yes, George?
01:17:46You know, it's almost the end of the day.
01:17:49Don't you think you should call someone and let them know that you're okay?
01:17:54I can't.
01:17:56Not yet.
01:17:58So, what happens after this?
01:18:00After what?
01:18:03This, now that you're a free woman.
01:18:09I start over, I guess.
01:18:12Are you ready for that?
01:18:16Maybe.
01:18:34We're here.
01:18:36Look how gorgeous it is.
01:18:39Wait, wait.
01:18:42I don't know what to do.
01:18:44I need to ask you something.
01:18:46What's wrong?
01:18:48Why are we really here?
01:18:51What do you mean?
01:18:52What's going on?
01:18:53What do you mean, what's going on?
01:18:56I saw your story in the newspaper.
01:18:58Let me go.
01:18:59No, no.
01:19:00What are you doing?
01:19:01I just wanted to be here.
01:19:02Take off your gloves.
01:19:03No.
01:19:04Take them off.
01:19:05No.
01:19:06Why are we here?
01:19:07Let me go.
01:19:08No.
01:19:09You're hurting me.
01:19:10I'm helping you.
01:19:11Just be honest with me.
01:19:12Please.
01:19:13I just wanted to be here.
01:19:14Why?
01:19:15Because.
01:19:18Because.
01:19:20Because.
01:19:22Because.
01:19:24Because.
01:19:25Because.
01:19:36Because I used to come here before all this.
01:19:41Before I was someone's girlfriend.
01:19:44Or fiance.
01:19:45Or pathetic ex-fiance.
01:19:51Before I was sent away.
01:19:52When I was just me.
01:19:53And I just wanted to remember what that felt like.
01:19:56Why didn't you tell me?
01:20:00Tell you what?
01:20:22I love you.
01:20:53You feel better?
01:20:57Almost.
01:21:06I guess I should go back until I'm really better.
01:21:13Okay.
01:21:23Would you mind taking me?
01:21:26It's the same direction I'm going in.
01:21:52I love you.
01:22:22Are you sure this is the place?
01:22:25Yeah, this is the place.
01:22:28But there's nothing here.
01:22:30It's just a ten minute walk.
01:22:32So let me take you then.
01:22:35No.
01:22:37Please.
01:22:41Besides, I have my new flaps now.
01:22:43So I'll be fine.
01:22:49What about the puppy?
01:22:53I'll keep him.
01:22:57Really?
01:22:58Yeah.
01:23:06Wait.
01:23:07Wait.
01:23:10I'll give you a flashlight.
01:23:13I think I've got one in the back.
01:23:22Okay.
01:23:52Be brave.
01:24:23Oh wait.
01:24:25It just came to me.
01:24:27What?
01:24:28And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
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