00:00An old man, turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day
00:22It's a black fly, in your chardonnay It's a death row party, two minutes too late
00:33Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
00:38It's like rain, on your wedding day It's a free ride, when you're already paid
00:49It's a good advice, that you just didn't take And who would you vote if you could?
01:00Mr. Play It Safe, was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase, and kissed his kids goodbye
01:11He waited his whole damn life, to take that flight And as the plane crashed down, he thought
01:20Wow, isn't that nice? Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
01:27It's like rain, on your wedding day It's a free ride, when you're already paid
01:38It's a good advice, that you just didn't take And who would you vote if you could?
01:49Well, life has a bloody way, of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
02:00And life has a bloody way, of helping you out When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
02:11It's a traffic jam, when you're already late And no smoke inside, on your cigarette break
02:22It's like ten thousand spoons, when war needs a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife
02:34And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic? Yeah, a little too thin
02:45It's like rain, on your wedding day It's a free ride, when you're already paid
02:56It's a good advice, that you just didn't take And who would you vote if you could?
03:08And life has a bloody way, of sneaking up on you And life has a bloody, bloody way, of helping you out
