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00:00What's up guys today, we're gonna be talking about our first kiss. That's right. I've kissed this lady right here many times
00:07We're gonna kiss right now. No, we're not. Well, she normally kisses me
00:10We're gonna go through this tutorial on how to kiss and we're gonna be reading some of y'all's first kisses
00:16So let's get into it. And if you haven't had your first kiss
00:21You've had it now. That was really weird
00:24Alright, so step one pick the right setting for your first kiss
00:28I feel like there's so many people who fail step one and that's why there's so many awkward
00:31Kisses most first kisses. All right, they start off with a very funny spot. Like wait, where was ours? Ours was a bedroom
00:37Yeah, ours was Hayley's bedroom. Yeah, we'll get to that. We're not gonna say that one yet. So I'll pick the first spot
00:42I guess that's decent advice the second one step number two if you're trying to lock down your first kiss
00:48Start with them to set the mood for kissing. I don't really know exactly how you do that. He still hasn't learned and
00:54What
00:57Okay, you flirty go ahead
01:02Okay, there we go next one step number three use lip balm to keep your lips up but skip them
01:10Where did you get this? Where did I get it? I just
01:14Know mmm, I love the pink sugar one step number four pop a mint wait
01:19So you set the scene you flirt you put chapstick on you pop a mint wait
01:24Hold on. I don't think you should set the scene first and then do all that. Yeah
01:29You sit down you're like
01:32And then you flirt and then you pop it you do that
01:47Step number five leaning in for the kiss
01:49Step number six
01:51Step number six oh wait I gotta see. Make eye contact to show them you're interested. Step number seven is ask them if they want to kiss. What the?
01:59Do you want to kiss me? Not really
02:02Okay, the tutorial doesn't say what to do if this happens
02:05I can't
02:07Why is it going all out of order?
02:09It doesn't say wait for the answer. So now I must move my body towards you. Now make eye contact. Tilt your head. Oh
02:16Close your eyes put your hand behind me. This is way too confusing. I'm moving on to the next thing
02:21All right, so don't listen to the wiki how tutorial cuz it's not accurate
02:25Yeah, if you want to know how to do your first kiss, this is how you do your first kiss
02:28Forget all the steps just do this ready
02:37Normally works, I don't know what happened. Yeah
02:40See then you get your first kiss just like that. Now that we've got to the tutorials
02:46We're gonna tell you our first kiss story. Should I tell mine first since I had mine before you?
02:51Okay, first of all, no need to flex and second of all, no
02:54We're just gonna tell our first kiss story and we're gonna pretend like it was both of our first kisses
02:58It all started when I was 13. 13? You were 15. 15?
03:03Really? I don't know about that. I remember it guys
03:07I just can't remember
03:10Bleep! This little bleep thing. Bleep!
03:12Tell them I was 13 and you were 12. No, I can't that's a lie. No, okay, so
03:17Y'all see I'm trying to give it a lie to you
03:19No, okay, but you explain it. I don't really I can't explain it. I don't know
03:22So way back when way back when far away way back when
03:26Cash and I met and we fell in love except I still had a boyfriend and then my boyfriend broke up with me
03:31And I said, hey Cash. Keep in mind. She had a boyfriend. She was 12. I was 13
03:37Okay, and I had my first kiss with that boyfriend. Would this be a good time to tell you that my first kiss was not with you?
03:46Cash and I had planned out this first kiss. Cash said listen, I'm coming to Texas
03:52Okay
03:52His cousin is my best friend and he was like you got to secure her bedroom for this first kiss to happen
03:57I said I got you
03:58So naturally I pinned her down on the floor and I pulled my phone out and I said tell me how long I can have
04:02In your bedroom, so I had video evidence that she gave me permission to use her bedroom for my first kiss with Cash
04:06What the do you sound the video? Oh, yeah, no way. Yeah. No, I've never seen it
04:12Let me see that. I have to dig deep in my I'll hold up after this. No way
04:15I did not know she had this video
04:17Yeah
04:18It's like a video of like Lily and me like pushing her up against the wall or like on the floor or something and we're like
04:22How much time does she have? How much time did you get?
04:25She was like 20 minutes and I was like an hour and she was like 30 minutes and I was like an hour
04:29What did she need her bedroom for so bad like well, it was just like her bedroom, you know
04:33One of my homies came to me. He's like listen, I need your bedroom for my kiss. I got it. Here's the keys
04:39My bedroom doesn't have keys. We're in my cousin's bedroom her best friend that they played softball
04:44Well, actually I was waiting down there and then I texted cash and I said she's gone
04:49And the rest is history. We made out before I was actually it was not appropriate and we don't recommend doing no
04:56It was not and don't do what we did
04:57But yeah, my first kiss was somehow a makeout session for hours now. I guess I just got the ribs
05:03You know what? I mean? I just already had my first kiss. So I was like experience. No, she was not experienced
05:08Do you remember how bad you were?
05:10She swallowed my nose and farted. I
05:14Remember she farted what don't I thought you did it?
05:20You're getting so red she's blushing listen
05:26I'm not gonna put it past me. Oh, okay
05:29She farted on me today, too. We were just sitting in bed. She's
05:34Right on me like really farted on me. It was crazy. All right, so here's some kid stories
05:39We found and some ones you guys have sent in my first one
05:41I have is I was a late bloomer age 14. What's that? Hold up age 14 is a realistic age. Okay, I
05:48Was age 15. All right, so we're that's a normal age
05:52Is like 14 15, but I excitedly went to share the news for my first kiss with my sister the next day
05:57I found out he was her first kiss too. That's rough. That man's got some reds
06:02That's what I know
06:03We had known each other since elementary school, but didn't kiss till we were 16
06:07We had a bet going between us to see who could get their first kiss
06:10We planned on hanging out one weekend
06:12She had texted me the Wednesday before and I remember asking if I remembered our bet
06:16I said, of course and she said we should just tie I got the hit
06:19Proceeded to hang out that weekend and I cleverly set up a game of hide-and-seek. We hid in the bushes and
06:24Hide-and-seek that always gets you man. I remember hide-and-seek when I was younger somehow was the most sexual game
06:30There was what was it not tell me not when you were hiding with the your crush
06:34It was like our arms are catching right now and your heart's beating fast and you're hoping no one finds you
06:39You can just stay there forever coming up
06:42Tell anyways, we hid in the bushes and magic happened. Ah, this brings me back to my glory days
06:50Me and you literally hid in a bush on hide-and-seek. Do you remember that? We did and Alex my cousin who lives with us
06:56He's not here right now. He's in his room. He was always like, I'll hide with you guys like no
07:00You're not gonna hide with me. You're not gonna hide with me
07:04Anyways, we split ways for a few minutes to go tell our friends what happened ten minutes later
07:08We met back up and she told me she felt that she was kissing her brother and that my best friend was very hot
07:12Not a good night. Hmm. Wow. Yeah, that could have went could have really went much worse
07:17Honestly, I'm sorry for whoever that was maybe next time or not. Yeah, probably
07:23Okay, so my next one is I was eight years old what okay this just keeps getting younger and younger hey, it's crazy
07:31Okay, that's what like two years older than you were
07:33I was 13 when I fell in love with a fifth grader at camp. How old's a fifth grader like 9 or 10 9 or 10?
07:40How can you be this young? Anyways, I remember his tan legs look so cute in his shorts
07:47Yeah, that's kind of crazy
07:58Like some legs man, that's not right
08:04My
08:06Excitement turned into nausea when the bus dropped me off and then I ran home to my mom crying because I thought I was pregnant
08:13Wait, wait, wait, wait true story maverick once got a girl pregnant just by kissing her
08:28That was a baby daddy to probably happy you
08:34He
08:39Wrote me a note saying he wanted to kiss me and asked if it would be okay
08:42He was my boyfriend, but we hadn't kissed yet. We communicated a lot by writing notes for some reason
08:47He walked me home on a beautiful snowy evening kissed me gently under the streetlight. It was lovely. That's it
08:53Yeah, that was created by chat GPT for sure. Well, that was boring
08:57I mean one and y'all reenact it. No, what the we're not gonna do that. Hey, I got it happened in a bowling alley
09:03I was excited to go bowling with my cute eighth grade boyfriend
09:06He abruptly shoved me against the wall and shoved his tongue in my mouth. I think my eyes were open the whole time
09:11I couldn't breathe and hurt my teeth. I missed my turn bowling and later on aim
09:15He told me I should have used more tongue, but I think he used enough for the both of us
09:19First of all, I'm so sorry. You missed your turn bowling. That's tragic
09:23I hope whoever bowled for you did good. You were assaulted in a bowling alley is what you were
09:28Oh, no, you would you definitely know just like my puppy. Remember when I insulted my
09:33Number one
09:39Come over here. No, I'm gonna keep interrupting your video. No, no, no. No, come on sit down
09:52So it's like 2 a.m. I walk out in the hallway. I see a dark shadowy figure and at the end of the hallway I'm like
09:59Who's up at 2 a.m. That's odd. Why would anyone be awake at 2 a.m.
10:03At the end of this hallway
10:05So I started looking and I see shadows and someone's pinning someone up against the wall by their throat
10:11Yeah, and I'm like I'm like why?
10:14Who's why is a guy pinning a girl up against the wall right now?
10:18No, like they're like making out like this is kind of weird
10:20But I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and as I walk down the hallway to the bathroom and I get closer I realized
10:27The dude is a ponytail
10:30The dude is actually against the wall and it's cash
10:34No, that's against the wall and it's a girl with a ponytail. All right guys. So here's the next one
10:39I have I was about eight years old and she was a year older
10:42She wanted to kiss while I did not she told me if I didn't kiss her the neighbors horse would eat me
10:47I reluctantly kissed her and then ran home that horse never got me
10:50I'm glad you stood your ground
10:52My first real kiss was 17 at an empty playground and she was 16 as we were kissing I was figuring it out
10:57She tapped my chest several times and quickly pulled away. I looked at her asked what was wrong and she said less teeth
11:05Teeth why are you why are you using teeth?
11:13What the who does that
11:15All right
11:16I'm a short guy about five three and she was one of the tallest girls in my grade long story short
11:21She had to sit down when you're vertically challenged. I'm sorry. That's sounds horrific. Actually. All right
11:26The next one I have is called the future is now the titles and these are kind of crazy first kiss for both of us
11:32It was like a peck on the lips. We couldn't figure out how to do it properly
11:35So we ended up having to Google it
11:37Surprisingly, it was not awkward and not that bad turned out since we spent the entire day afterwards practicing
11:42Oh, that was just kind of weird and lame. You googled it. Oh, yeah. Wait. Okay maps got maps gone now, unfortunately
11:48But Mavericks first kiss he claims he doesn't remember it. I don't know how you don't remember. Isn't that crazy? All right guys
11:54Well, thank you so much for watching this video
11:57We'll see you guys next time. Bye
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