00:00This is a heavy, heavy bardcore sound. The oldest sound around. So, if you cometh off
00:13the streets, and you beginneth to feel the heat, well listen, my lords and ladies, thou
00:19hast better start to move thy feet than the rockinest, rocksteady beats of princes and
00:27the tide. One step beyond.
00:49Get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. We're up
00:55all night to get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. The present has no ribbon. Your
01:05gifts keep on giving. What is this that I'm feeling?
01:20And weren't we lucky. I still have the sores. For this one, I need to play upon my bagpipe.
01:31I'm going to attempt a magic trick as well, I've never seen before, and that is I'm going
01:34to sing and play upon my bagpipe at the same time. All the maidens in Glastonbury can do
01:41this. All of them. It's a very, very gentle, gentle little number, this. Take it away Will
01:47and Michael. 1, 2, 3, 4. Girl, you've really got me. You've got me so I don't know what
02:01I'm doing now. Yeah, you've really got me going. You've got me so I can't sleep at night.
02:09Yeah, you've really got me going. You've got me so I don't know what I'm doing now.
02:15Oh yeah, you've really got me going. You've got me so I can't sleep at night. You've really got me.
02:29I think you got me. Yes, you really got me that girl did. So many songs about love and heartache.
02:38We researched this one from when we were drinking in a crumhorn bar. We were drinking in a crumhorn
02:44bar. You may have discovered me there, I think that's where we first met. We did, we met in a
02:47crumhorn bar, yeah. The great thing about Merry England is that pretty much every village and
02:52every town has a crumhorn bar. So you just have to look for the sign of the crumhorn,
02:56the sign of the crumhorn. I've got a crumhorn too. And you can step inside a crumhorn bar
03:02and have just the funnest time. You can have ales, you can have basses, wenches sit on your
03:09knee while they crumhorn in your ear. I wouldn't know anything about that. Blimey. Most villages
03:13and towns have these places on offer if you just look hard enough. And this is indeed a song about
03:19a tragedy which occurred as a result of a meeting in a crumhorn bar. I'm but an innocent crumhorn
03:55Success has been so easy for you
03:59Don't forget it's me who puts you where you are now
04:03And I can put you back down too
04:07Don't, don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that she won't see me
04:16Don't, don't you want me? You know I don't believe it when you say that you don't need me
04:24It's not too late to find, you can change your mind. You better change it back or we will both be sorry
04:32Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me?
04:54So as you hear these words telling you that I'm out of my state
05:15I tell you to enjoy life, I wish it could but it's too late
05:24Sir Ozzy of Osborne. Yes, Lord Ozzy of Osborne indeed. I'm just going to have to pop together
05:41a special instrument now that might help identify this next song. I'm just going to
05:48plug myself in. Many of these instruments Jude has to strap herself into. Strapping for the
05:54ride boys. Otherwise they run away. But this, this is a special hurdy-gurdy because then when the
06:01hurdy-gurdy girl came singing songs of love, that's when the hurdy-gurdy girl came singing
06:11songs of love.
06:17Hurdy-gurdy, hurdy-gurdy.
06:29Crummy crum crum, Mr Crummy Crum Horn. Mr Crummy Crum, crummy horn.
06:35There's Mr. Crummy Crummy Horn With his crummy crummy horn
06:41Crummy crum crum Mr. Crummy crum crum Mr. Crummy crum crummy horn
06:48Hurdy gurdy gurdy gurdy gurdy gur Hurdy gurdy gur gur gur gur
06:54Mr. Crummy crum Mr. Crummy crum Mr. Crummy crum Mr. Crummy crum horn
07:05I'm just mad about 14th century art 14th century art's mad about me
07:15I'm just mad about 1400 A.D. And she's just mad about me
07:23They call me Mellow Yellow They call me Mellow Yellow
07:31Quite right They call me Mellow Yellow
07:41Bowls! Bowls! Thank you very much my lords and ladies
07:47See you in a tavern near you soon Farewell! Adieu! Very well!
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08:03Goodnight world! Goodnight world! See you soon!
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