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Mufti Tariq Masood funny Jokes #shorts #islamicstatus #islamicvideos

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00:00A young man was smoking a cigarette lying on the beach.
00:06He was smoking like this. An old man went and saw him lying there and
00:11was wasting his time. I should give him some advice.
00:14The old man said, son why don't you do something?
00:17He said, uncle what should I do? He said, son you are wasting your time,
00:20you should do your matriculation, it will be 10 years.
00:22He said, okay I have done my matriculation in 10 years.
00:24He said, son then you should do your inter-college for 2 more years.
00:27He said, uncle I have done my inter-college in 12 years,
00:30I am in tension. Then what?
00:32He said, then do your BA, do it for 2 more years.
00:34I did my BA for 14 years. Then what?
00:37Then you should do your Masters.
00:39Then you should do your PhD.
00:41He said, it's been 16 years, then what?
00:43Son then you should do a good job.
00:45Then what?
00:46Son then you should get married in a good place.
00:48When you have money, you will get a good marriage proposal.
00:50Then what?
00:51Son then you will have children.
00:52You should buy a nice house.
00:54Then what?
00:55Then you should have fun.
00:56Am I right?

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