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Do You Speak English - Big Train - BBC comedy

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00:00Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Do you speak English?

00:10No, I don't. Sorry.

00:12My car's broken down and I wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.

00:16Well, you know, that's wasted on me. I don't understand what you're saying.

00:20You don't speak any English at all?

00:21Not a word. No. It's one of those things where I wish I paid more attention in school, but...

00:25Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Do you speak any English?

00:28English? No. What's the problem? I don't know. I can't understand.

00:32Hi. My car's broken down and I need to find a garage.

00:38No. I'm sorry. I didn't understand that at all.

00:42All right. Well, thanks.

00:44Tell you what, if you go down that way, about half a mile, there's a village.

00:47There might be somebody there that speaks English.

00:49I speak a little German. Do you speak German?

00:53German? No.

00:54Do you speak German?

00:55No.

00:59I'm sorry to be of no help.

01:00Yeah. Sorry about that.

01:01Hey, you never know. Next time you're over, maybe we'll have learned a bit of English for you.

01:07Thanks a lot.

01:11I can speak English. It's like an eye.