South Park: Black Friday | movie | 2013 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

With Black Friday, the angriest shopping day of the year approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary to form alliance | dG1fN1Rnbk9YYk1BVkU

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00:00Now let me tell you, child, of a war that is about to come.

00:10Since time unremembered, there have been two.

00:13One dark and unforgiving, the other pure and filled with light.

00:19At the dawn of war, I stand alone, looking out at what will be the last battlefield,

00:25for winter is coming.

00:27And I am a princess.

00:31Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth, I

00:37betrayed my kind.

00:38And now I have chosen my side, that which I believe is best for all, for it has a dual

00:44shock controller with a speaker and a touchpad interface.

00:49Our land is split in two, brother against brother, friend versus friend.

00:54My parents will fight on Black Friday as well, for what I do not know.

01:00What the hell is he wearing now?

01:02My followers, though few in number, shall help see me through until I am finally accepted

01:07as a princess by all.

01:09I cannot rest, for I know that even now the enemy is training for battle, also preparing

01:17for winter.

01:24And I am a princess.

01:25Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth,

01:30I betrayed my kind.

01:32And I am a princess.

01:34Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth,

01:39I betrayed my kind.

01:41And I am a princess.

01:43Once a common lady of the dark army but denied my right to be called princess by birth,

01:48I betrayed my kind.